Zoidy's best moments

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This is kinda in response to "Bender's Best Moments."  I've noticed that El Zoido has many great one-liners that somehow don't seemed to get mentioned as much as others.  Stuff like:

Bender:  Hey, I've got a busted ass here!  I don't see anyone kissing it!
Zoidberg:  All right, all right, I'm coming!

I'm going to a movie with friends!

If only it had woiked.  Then you could go back and not waste your time on it

Or:
Keep it down!  I'm trying to sleep in here!

Stuff like that.  Stuff you've noticed doesn't seem to get as much attention as it deserves.

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I've got some:
Hermes: Baby needs a new pair of shoes!
Zoidberg: To hell with your spoiled baby, I need those shoes.

Zoidberg: What's this? Two meals in one week?

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ah muy macho
hey gringo here comes el zoido to ruin your drinking water

i loved him like a father!

anytime he says "rubut"
its so cute 
(marc- its ok to use cute in this sense)

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Ah the fresh air feels good.

Zoidberg long I'm going to toss my old shell in the Dumpsters and finishe of the potao chips Amy didn't finished

Amy: Those were toe nali clippings

Zoidberg: A feast is a feast

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What a man!  I'd follow him to hell and back I would!

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what about in "Thats Lobstertainment" when bender is throwind tomatoes at zoidy and it hits him in the face, the those little tenticles for zoidys lips grab it and eat it (it was so unexpected and funny)

or when fry throws the ravioly on the wall, zoid looks at it out of the side of his eye the dives at it (i coudnt stop laughing)

                   

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Originally posted by VelourFog:
anytime he says "rubut"
its so cute   
(marc- its ok to use cute in this sense)

Here here. I especially like him in Slurm Factory when he says something like "Ok but I'm an expert in humans, not robuts...Bender's the robut? I thought FRY was the robut!"

When he's playing poker with Leela's former co-workers..."I can't spell ANYTHING with these cards!"

I also like it when he screams, like when he's talking about the sub-sewer mutants..."They're hideous! Yaaaarrrgh!!!" (followed by violent claw-snapping)

Oh yeah, and also his "joke" at the Professor's 150th birthday party. Funny, funny stuff.

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zoidy want go outside!

and welcome to the board ])unno 

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The entire first Fry examination by Dr. Z in the Series has Landed
"My mother was a Saint!"

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I believe the best Zoidberg moment was claw plague 

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Originally posted by Scotty:
I believe the best Zoidberg moment was claw plague   

hehe looks like we've got another snu-snu fan... 

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oh man i forgot

when zoidberg keeps screaming at Fry's old girlfriend

thats good

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help! friends! a hamster tricked me!

(or was it a gerbil)  whatever it was damn funny

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Originally posted by Bovinatron:
help! friends! a hamster tricked me!

(or was it a gerbil)  whatever it was damn funny

<annoying buzzer sound>

it was a guinea pig
duh

they say "We'll need a quinea pig"
and then he says "help friends a guinea pig tricked me"

ha thats good too

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Originally posted by Bovinatron:
help! friends! a hamster tricked me!

(or was it a gerbil)  whatever it was damn funny

it was a guinea pig 

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Originally posted by futurefreak:
it was a guinea pig   

very original FF
<rolls eyes>
;-)

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"You'll never guess where I've been!"

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"Guess again"

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That stench, that heavenly stench! 

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All of zoidy`s moments are good
at the tube-thru window.
I cant pay....

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Robot-Dr ...First I have to perform surgery!

Zoid.: That's my joke!!!!! Grrrrrrr!

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Zoidberg is always funny to me.. but i'm a major zoidberg fan though. 

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Originally posted by Scotty:
Zoidberg is always funny to me.. but i'm a major zoidberg fan though.   

just tell your page url, you link to p.e.e.l. from it, so its more than ok 
 http://www.sayargh.com/

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Ah, so many memories! If there's a funnier character on TV I'd like to see them! How about:
"Good Evening Ladies and Germs"
or
"I'm going to need to use this tube to see inside you Fry....Think again!"
Hell, this post could just go on for ever there's so many!

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Originally posted by reedy2:
Hell, this post could just go on for ever there's so many!

That's the plan.

Zoidy wanna buy on margin! On margin!

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Hooray, I'm being useful!  I'm having a wonderful time!

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Originally posted by VelourFog:

Originally posted by futurefreak:
it was a guinea pig   

very original FF
<rolls eyes>
;-)

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hey you could have used a cool smiley to go with your post... 

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"Who's the tough guy now, Vinnie?!"

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More good stuff:

Zoidberg's story about finding a new shell that looks exactly like his old shell, and he even found it in the same place he left his old shell, but this one had a racoon inside of it.

Has anyone mentioned his pet slinky yet? That was cool.

"Now Zoidberg's the popular one!"

This is more of a Fry moment, but I really liked it when Zoidberg tells Leela they were eating penguin eggs. "Aw, you ate most of them!"

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Originally posted by FishyJoe:
Has anyone mentioned his pet slinky yet? That was cool.

"Now Zoidberg's the popular one!"

Ah, yes, the slinky.  One of the few good parts of that ep.  Hilarious, it was.

"Yes, let's all talk to Zoidberg."

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This thread is slightly old, but oh well...I just watched Put Your Head On My Shoulders and can't stop laughing at this line:

"Stop, stop! If you interrupt the mating dance, the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!"

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"it's funny because it's poisonus"

"I'm so into you" (not so much a funny line just a funny scene... from the atlantis episode)

"young lady i'm an expert on humans"

"(this one has allready been said but worth repeating) What? My Mother was a saint!"

"The female leelas problem is purly medical.. Soon she will lay her eggs (and I forget the rest of this quote)"

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Originally posted by Adam:

"The female leelas problem is purly medical.. Soon she will lay her eggs (and I forget the rest of this quote)"

"The female leelas problem is purly medical.. Soon she will drop her eggs and they will hatch and all will be well...."

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Originally posted by Zoidberg:
"Who's the tough guy now, Vinnie?!"

hehehe...that's a good one 

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"Most doctors are rich."
"WHAT???  WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN???"

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Originally posted by Nixon+Morbo=???:
"Most doctors are rich."
"WHAT???  WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN???"

heh right on new episode!

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While you're at it, you should have an ink pack added, to help you escape from your enemies

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Originally posted by VelourFog:
heh right on new episode!

that's in the new ep? ok i'll look out for that quote... 

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Leela: isn't he dreamy?
Zoidberg: totally!

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Hermes: "...probably... YOU!"
Zoidberg: "HRUH??"

Hermes: "...so I've decided to eliminate the salt water cooler."
Zoidberg: "This is a witchhunt!"


"What's this? Two meals in one week?"


Fry: "No. I'm human."
Zoidberg: "Allright, allright, spare me your life story"