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Nurdbot

DOOP Secretary
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« on: 05-15-2003 02:09 »

Bender:I love you all, Let's not loose touch after retirement.

Amy:Maybe I'm not cute enough.


El Zilcho

Professor
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« Reply #1 on: 05-17-2003 16:21 »

Zoidberg: Let's all have dinner. My treat!
Anarchist

Professor
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« Reply #2 on: 05-17-2003 17:27 »

Leela: Screw the mission, I'm going to watch TV and dink beer.
Nurdbot

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #3 on: 05-17-2003 17:28 »

Hermes:I'm not Jamican. I'm....Jamankan.

Farnsworth:Bah! Nudity is overated!
Otis P Jivefunk

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #4 on: 05-17-2003 17:38 »

Cubert: I'm wrong, I'm totally wrong!
Anarchist

Professor
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« Reply #5 on: 05-17-2003 17:39 »

Fry: Slurm? I prefer a healthy energy drink.

Bender: Hey mister, you dropped your wallet!
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #6 on: 05-17-2003 17:42 »

Scruffy: Is there something to do for Scruffy?
Otis P Jivefunk

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #7 on: 05-17-2003 17:45 »

Fender - Getting high is for chumps
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #8 on: 05-17-2003 17:49 »

Bender: Smoking cigars doesn't make you look cool.
Otis P Jivefunk

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #9 on: 05-17-2003 17:56 »

Robot Santa - This year I'm giving presents to everyone!
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #10 on: 05-17-2003 17:58 »

Leela: Fry, you're the most handsome guy I ever went out with.
Otis P Jivefunk

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #11 on: 05-17-2003 18:12 »

Chain Smoker - That's it, I'm giving up.
Anarchist

Professor
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« Reply #12 on: 05-17-2003 19:01 »

Leela: Violence can't solve everything.
aslate

Space Pope
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« Reply #13 on: 05-17-2003 19:07 »

Leela: [to Amy]Ok, i admit it, you're cuter...
Killerfox

Professor
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« Reply #14 on: 05-17-2003 19:10 »

Bender: lets help the homeless kids

Farnsworth: oh my dont go to that planet its too dangerous you might die!
PCC Fred

Space Pope
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« Reply #15 on: 05-17-2003 19:44 »
« Last Edit on: 05-17-2003 19:44 »

Hermes - Zoidberg, you deserve a pay rise!

Zoidberg - The toe bone's connected to the foot bone; the foot bone's connected to the ankle bone, the ankle bone's connected to the leg bone...
Anarchist

Professor
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« Reply #16 on: 05-17-2003 21:34 »

Fry: Dr. Zoidberg, will you go out with me?
PCC Fred

Space Pope
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« Reply #17 on: 05-17-2003 21:37 »

Apathy Party Guy: I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it...
dj gs68

Crustacean
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« Reply #18 on: 05-17-2003 21:37 »

Fry: Professor...I am your uncle.
Professor: NOOOOOOOOOO!
PCC Fred

Space Pope
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« Reply #19 on: 05-17-2003 21:41 »

Zapp:  Kif, get to the escape pod while I hold off the invading aliens!
Anarchist

Professor
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« Reply #20 on: 05-17-2003 21:42 »

Kif: It's an honor to serve you, Captain Brannigan.
dj gs68

Crustacean
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« Reply #21 on: 05-17-2003 21:48 »

Zapp: I confess! I did blow up the DOOP space station!

Bender: My cooking sucks.

Leela: Take a break!
Kristi
Starship Captain
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« Reply #22 on: 05-17-2003 22:08 »

Welcome to PEEL, dj gs68!
Just Chris

Urban Legend
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« Reply #23 on: 05-17-2003 22:34 »

Fry: It seems that no one here is responsible to take the job but me. Farnsworth, put me in.

Zapp: I'm glad I've finally settled into a nice, honest relationship. To our marriage!
dj gs68

Crustacean
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« Reply #24 on: 05-17-2003 22:54 »

Cubert: Huh? What happened?
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #25 on: 05-18-2003 02:12 »

Hermes: Good Jah, I hate al dis paperwork.

Yancy Fry Sr.: Hey, everyone, let's all go surrender to the Communists!

Zapp: Kif, where are my pants?
Nurdbot

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #26 on: 05-18-2003 04:31 »

Fry:Ew, I made a crease in my bed.

Bender:I'm not a Robot, I'm a Cyborg!

Wernstrum:I don't have a grudge. Farnsworth beats me hands down.
Otis P Jivefunk

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #27 on: 05-18-2003 05:14 »
« Last Edit on: 05-18-2003 05:14 »

Clamps: I'm sick of these clamps, saw them off!
ghoulishmoose

Urban Legend
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« Reply #28 on: 05-18-2003 06:25 »

Roberto: I'm giving up my life of crime!
Otis P Jivefunk

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #29 on: 05-18-2003 06:34 »
« Last Edit on: 05-18-2003 06:34 »

Zapp: Kif, can I shave your arm pits please?
ghoulishmoose

Urban Legend
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« Reply #30 on: 05-18-2003 06:43 »

Amy's mum: You take all the time in the world Amy, I'm in no rush for a grandchild.
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #31 on: 05-18-2003 07:36 »

Farnsworth: And here is my latest, working invention.

PE Crew: Hooray!
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #32 on: 05-18-2003 11:34 »

Zoidberg: No thanks, I'm not hungry.
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #33 on: 05-18-2003 12:00 »

Farnsworth: Doomsday Device are dangerous and should be forbidden.
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #34 on: 05-18-2003 12:01 »

Amy: "Finally I can fulfill my lifelong dream of becoming a nun."

Fry: "Okay, this is how we'll solve this problem....."
Otis P Jivefunk

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #35 on: 05-18-2003 12:53 »

Sal - Yeah sure, I'll do it, I'm not lazy.
ghoulishmoose

Urban Legend
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« Reply #36 on: 05-18-2003 13:20 »

Bender: But I hate saucy puppet shows!
Otis P Jivefunk

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #37 on: 05-18-2003 13:26 »

Bender - There's not enough room in my appartment!
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #38 on: 05-18-2003 14:50 »

Nixon: "Here you are little girl. Enjoy your ice-cream."

Kif: "I quit, you pompous boffun! You're a freaking moron, idiot. Oh, you think this is insubordination, do you!!? Well, though toenails, jackass! I handed in my resignation last week, and it was approved 2 hours ago. Goodbye, and may God have mercy on your crew when I'm gone, fatso!!"

10 Nixorbucks to first to guess who Kif was yelling at.

Hint: it's not Hermes.
Otis P Jivefunk

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #39 on: 05-18-2003 14:55 »

Nixon?  tongue

Fatbot - From now on I'm cutting down, and only eating healthy stuff.
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