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Teral

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« #80 : 05-22-2003 13:19 »

Slurms MacKenzie: "I'm allright."
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« #81 : 05-22-2003 13:37 »

Number 9 Guy - At last I can speak.
Kipper

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« #82 : 05-22-2003 14:20 »
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Bender: i have decided to become gay

amy's parents: we have decided to stop medeling into you life........its really not our business
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« #83 : 05-22-2003 15:28 »

Mom - I'm giving all my many billions away to charity.
El Zilcho

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« #84 : 05-22-2003 16:08 »

Flexo: No, I'm not kidding.

Leela [to her parents]: I HATE YOU! STAY OUT OF MY LIFE!

Roberto: I'm tired of robbing the Big Apple Bank.
Kryten

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« #85 : 05-22-2003 17:26 »

Igner: It's the square root of the hypoteneuse of a right triangle that is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides, not that of an isosceles, you pathetic ignoramus. Now, if you'll excue me, I'm late for my lecture on Babylonian archaelogy.
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« #86 : 05-23-2003 00:12 »

Walter:....duh....
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« #87 : 05-23-2003 13:21 »

Donbot - Welcome, our newest member, Roberto!
Teral

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« #88 : 05-23-2003 14:00 »

Hermes: "Don't let "the man" tell you what to do, dude. Fight the system!"
PCC Fred

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« #89 : 05-23-2003 17:00 »

Elzar - Today I'm going to show you how to microwave soup!
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« #90 : 05-24-2003 01:38 »

Santa-bot:Zoidy, you've been a very bad boy this year...
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« #91 : 05-24-2003 15:07 »

BENDER: Ah, only one beer left...anyone else want this?
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« #92 : 05-25-2003 00:34 »

Leela:FOX is an excellent channel showing only the best quality entertainment hour after hour.
Strat

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« #93 : 05-25-2003 00:59 »

Al Gore - To hell with the forests with their cute little animals!
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« #94 : 05-25-2003 01:49 »

FOX Lawyers - We Won't Serve TLZ Another C&D  :p
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« #95 : 05-25-2003 02:58 »

Fry:Man, hair is overated.
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« #96 : 05-25-2003 03:48 »

Hermes - Could you raise the bar a few more inches?
Kryten

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« #97 : 05-25-2003 10:27 »

Morgan Proctor- Ew, when was the last time you bathed? I am SO not in the mood anymore!
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« #98 : 05-25-2003 12:35 »

H.G.Blob - What?! You're sold out! Where the goop am I meant to get my daily salt ingestion?!!
Teral

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« #99 : 05-25-2003 13:05 »

Hyperchicken: "Hey, dollface. Why don't you and I get together after this trial, and violate the lawyer-costumer rules a bit?"
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« #100 : 05-25-2003 15:56 »

Bender:#Prudent Female Lawyer, Not Having much sex..#
zozer

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« #101 : 05-25-2003 20:38 »

Zoidburg: im not hungry

amy:d'uh

robot preacher:10100110
Strat

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« #102 : 05-25-2003 20:52 »

Zapp - That's ok Kif, I'll get my armpits this time
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« #103 : 05-26-2003 14:20 »

Bender:We're...not boned.
Anarchist

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« #104 : 05-26-2003 14:33 »

Fry: Sorry, Leela, but I already have plans for tonight. I have a date with Gail Berman!
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« #105 : 05-26-2003 14:41 »

Linda - Hey, that was uncalled for, Morbo.
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« #106 : 05-27-2003 00:38 »

Morbo:Morbo's race bows to the power of cookies..
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« #107 : 05-27-2003 06:11 »

Bender: Fry, I'm glad you're cool with my robosexuality.

Fry: Screw you Farnsworth, I've got a job as a pizza delivery boy again.

Fry: Whatever you guys do, don't eat the anchovies.  They suck big time.
Lurrr

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« #108 : 05-27-2003 10:08 »

Morbo: Linda, Morbo cannot hold back his feelings any longer... will you marry me?

Teral

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« #109 : 05-27-2003 13:11 »

Panuzzi: "I say, Fry, old sport, would you be so kind to deliver these freshly baked Italian dish to this address?"

Adlai: "Cowabunga, dudes!! Look at those waves, man! Gnarly! Like, surf is so up!"
::runs of with a surfboard::
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« #110 : 05-28-2003 21:06 »

Lrr: "Hey, the microphone's working perfectly!"
Just Chris

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« #111 : 05-30-2003 07:44 »

Leela: Sure, Fry. What about tomorrow night at 8:00?
Teral

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« #112 : 05-30-2003 08:16 »

Kif: "Lay in a new course, ensign."
Zapp: "Aye aye, Sir!"
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« #113 : 05-30-2003 08:27 »

Zapp's Men:You rock!

Zapp:Okay, I admit it. I'm a Useless Arm-Chair General.

Nibbler:I'm not quite enough.
Denton

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« #114 : 05-30-2003 08:53 »

Fry Parents: (to Philip J Fry) Philip your not a disappointment

Bender: you know for once in my life i don't feel like drinking

Proffessor: (To Fry) why Fry are you getting smarter

Fry: (to Dr Zoidberg) your not a loser your my best friend
Teral

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« #115 : 05-30-2003 10:18 »

Zapp: "Where is the hidden rebel base?"
Leela: "Vergon 6."

And that's the real reason why Vergon 6 kaploded.
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« #116 : 05-31-2003 00:37 »

Fry:It's Eight Oh Clock, time to get bus-ay! *Puts a CD in his walkman, Russian Opera starts playing*
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« #117 : 05-31-2003 04:09 »

Nibbler - This time I'm not going to memory blank you.
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« #118 : 05-31-2003 06:30 »

Fry's Mother: "I hate football!"

Fry: "My family, my friends, my co-workers, I'll never see any of them again. WAH! I'M MISSING THEM ALREADY!"
Teral

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« #119 : 05-31-2003 09:19 »

Cut lines from "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles":

Kira: "Enemy ship approaches. Shields up!"
O'brien: "What shields?"
Bashir: "Oh shit!!"
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