What they wouldn't say

[on:]

Bender:I love you all, Let's not loose touch after retirement.

Amy:Maybe I'm not cute enough.

[Reply #1 on:]

Zoidberg: Let's all have dinner. My treat!

[Reply #2 on:]

Leela: Screw the mission, I'm going to watch TV and dink beer.

[Reply #3 on:]

Hermes:I'm not Jamican. I'm....Jamankan.

Farnsworth:Bah! Nudity is overated!

[Reply #4 on:]

Cubert: I'm wrong, I'm totally wrong!

[Reply #5 on:]

Fry: Slurm? I prefer a healthy energy drink.

Bender: Hey mister, you dropped your wallet!

[Reply #6 on:]

Scruffy: Is there something to do for Scruffy?

[Reply #7 on:]

Fender - Getting high is for chumps

[Reply #8 on:]

Bender: Smoking cigars doesn't make you look cool.

[Reply #9 on:]

Robot Santa - This year I'm giving presents to everyone!

[Reply #10 on:]

Leela: Fry, you're the most handsome guy I ever went out with.

[Reply #11 on:]

Chain Smoker - That's it, I'm giving up.

[Reply #12 on:]

Leela: Violence can't solve everything.

[Reply #13 on:]

Leela: [to Amy]Ok, i admit it, you're cuter...

[Reply #14 on:]

Bender: lets help the homeless kids

Farnsworth: oh my dont go to that planet its too dangerous you might die!

[Reply #15 on:]

Hermes - Zoidberg, you deserve a pay rise!

Zoidberg - The toe bone's connected to the foot bone; the foot bone's connected to the ankle bone, the ankle bone's connected to the leg bone...

[Reply #16 on:]

Fry: Dr. Zoidberg, will you go out with me?

[Reply #17 on:]

Apathy Party Guy: I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it...

[Reply #18 on:]

Fry: Professor...I am your uncle.
Professor: NOOOOOOOOOO!

[Reply #19 on:]

Zapp:  Kif, get to the escape pod while I hold off the invading aliens!

[Reply #20 on:]

Kif: It's an honor to serve you, Captain Brannigan.

[Reply #21 on:]

Zapp: I confess! I did blow up the DOOP space station!

Bender: My cooking sucks.

Leela: Take a break!

[Reply #22 on:]

Welcome to PEEL, dj gs68!

[Reply #23 on:]

Fry: It seems that no one here is responsible to take the job but me. Farnsworth, put me in.

Zapp: I'm glad I've finally settled into a nice, honest relationship. To our marriage!

[Reply #24 on:]

Cubert: Huh? What happened?

[Reply #25 on:]

Hermes: Good Jah, I hate al dis paperwork.

Yancy Fry Sr.: Hey, everyone, let's all go surrender to the Communists!

Zapp: Kif, where are my pants?

[Reply #26 on:]

Fry:Ew, I made a crease in my bed.

Bender:I'm not a Robot, I'm a Cyborg!

Wernstrum:I don't have a grudge. Farnsworth beats me hands down.

[Reply #27 on:]

Clamps: I'm sick of these clamps, saw them off!

[Reply #28 on:]

Roberto: I'm giving up my life of crime!

[Reply #29 on:]

Zapp: Kif, can I shave your arm pits please?

[Reply #30 on:]

Amy's mum: You take all the time in the world Amy, I'm in no rush for a grandchild.

[Reply #31 on:]

Farnsworth: And here is my latest, working invention.

PE Crew: Hooray!

[Reply #32 on:]

Zoidberg: No thanks, I'm not hungry.

[Reply #33 on:]

Farnsworth: Doomsday Device are dangerous and should be forbidden.

[Reply #34 on:]

Amy: "Finally I can fulfill my lifelong dream of becoming a nun."

Fry: "Okay, this is how we'll solve this problem....."

[Reply #35 on:]

Sal - Yeah sure, I'll do it, I'm not lazy.

[Reply #36 on:]

Bender: But I hate saucy puppet shows!

[Reply #37 on:]

Bender - There's not enough room in my appartment!

[Reply #38 on:]

Nixon: "Here you are little girl. Enjoy your ice-cream."

Kif: "I quit, you pompous boffun! You're a freaking moron, idiot. Oh, you think this is insubordination, do you!!? Well, though toenails, jackass! I handed in my resignation last week, and it was approved 2 hours ago. Goodbye, and may God have mercy on your crew when I'm gone, fatso!!"

10 Nixorbucks to first to guess who Kif was yelling at.

Hint: it's not Hermes.

[Reply #39 on:]

Nixon? 

Fatbot - From now on I'm cutting down, and only eating healthy stuff.