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BrainSluggo

Starship Captain
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« Reply #40 on: 04-21-2002 04:23 »
« Last Edit on: 04-21-2002 04:23 »

Fry: ...Like Doctor Zoidberg! He's a weird monster who smells like he eats garbage, and does!
Zoiby: Damn right!
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
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« Reply #41 on: 04-21-2002 09:31 »

Zoidberg: "It's all so complicated, with the flowers, and the romance, and the lies upon lies."
Fry: "okay, Okay! Don't worry. The love meister will take you under his wing."
Zoidberg: "What! Now there's a bird involved?"
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #42 on: 04-23-2002 11:38 »

Zoidberg:
"The Bones, I always forget about the Bones!"
Bender3000

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #43 on: 05-04-2002 16:17 »

Careful Fry, I think that flag might be poisonous!
You're student loans have been repaid? Then how about lending your old pal Zoidberg a few bucks? Mr Millionaire!
Look at me! I'm doctor Zoidberg, Homeowner!

And the shot of him preparing his house was funny too.

Basically, the whole Deep South ep was one big Zoidberg extravaganza
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
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« Reply #44 on: 05-04-2002 16:56 »
« Last Edit on: 05-04-2002 16:56 »

Welcome to PEEL, Bender3000. Enjoy it here.   big grin

Bender: “Look, outdoor theater. Let’s get tickets, oh let’s do.”
Zoidberg: “No, it’s the ceremonial claw-plach. Where my species fight to the death over matters of honour! Also whether abbreviations count in Scrabble. THEY DON’T!”
Fry: “I didn't come here to see any activity involving two guys.Where do you people do your erotic display?”
Zoidberg: “Same place as your species: the beach.”


Bender3000

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #45 on: 05-05-2002 08:21 »

Thanks
A fancy party, I'll wear my formal shell.
Hey, I'm trying to sleep in here!
She scalded and hit me. I'm telling you she's risking my friendship with her!

And his speech in A Clone of My Own was great.
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
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« Reply #46 on: 05-25-2002 15:44 »

Zoidberg: "I won't say the professor is old, but considering his age he's likely to die soon." [silence] "Hey, Ringo, that was the joke. Oh, it's "Showtime At The Apollo" all over again."
BrainSluggo

Starship Captain
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« Reply #47 on: 05-25-2002 17:32 »
« Last Edit on: 05-25-2002 17:32 »

Flexo: "Think fast!" (opens door, releasing cloud of fumes into Fry's face; Fry gasps for air and convulses) "Get it? It's chlorine gas!"
Zoidberg: "It's funny, because it's poisonous!"

Check out the Futurama emoticons at Say Argh! The Zoidberg is to die for, maybe?
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #48 on: 05-25-2002 23:12 »

They left out a few obvious ones.
X;) <--- Amy smiley

BrainSluggo

Starship Captain
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« Reply #49 on: 05-26-2002 04:48 »

Aw, of course--an "X!" I was trying to get Amy's hair right using an "E," and of course it was a miserable failure. (I had slightly better luck using a centered dot for her pretty little button nose.) Please be sure to make sure the boyos at SayArgh.com get it!!
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
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« Reply #50 on: 05-05-2003 15:48 »
« Last Edit on: 05-05-2003 15:48 »

The "Why do you hate Zoidberg"-thread, inspired me to bump this puppy. Anyt new and hillarious Zoidy-isms from this season?

Zoidberg: "My planets embassy? They're paid not to kill me."

Zoidberg: "I wonder what the Shroud of Turin taste like."

Zoidberg: "Ambassador Moiven, you killed my lawyer."
Ambassador Moiven: "You're welcome."
Killerfox

Professor
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« Reply #51 on: 05-05-2003 18:06 »

Zoid:Well your body is back but i couldnt find your dorsal fin
Fry:i can live without it
Zoid:if you call that living!

Professor of Programming Science at Mars U
& Proud Space Captain of the "Black Hole"

thanks to Daniela Lavarne (the lesbian Leela) for the sig wink
RoadKill

Crustacean
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« Reply #52 on: 05-06-2003 03:48 »

Zoidberg: I felt things I've never felt before: Love, jelousy (spelling?), passion for disemboweling...
Monty Carlo

Crustacean
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« Reply #53 on: 05-06-2003 15:43 »

Zoidberg: (cyring) That pig over there is wearing the same sandals as me...
Killerfox

Professor
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« Reply #54 on: 05-06-2003 17:29 »

Welcome Roadkill and Monty Carlo!
Action Jacktion

Professor
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« Reply #55 on: 05-07-2003 01:05 »
« Last Edit on: 05-07-2003 01:05 »

I think the best Zoidberg gag from this 'season' was the regression through his larval stages in "TMLH," but that was visual so I can't really quote it.

Anyway, one of my all-time favorites:

"Oh God -- I'm coming down!"  (Not really funny unless you see and hear it.)
K5

Bending Unit
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« Reply #56 on: 05-09-2003 05:48 »

Question: do you have to have been cryogenicly frozen to get the free-- [guy slam a door]
You didn't let me finish. I was going to say: "To get the free food."  smile
Grim

Professor
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« Reply #57 on: 05-11-2003 07:49 »

...they got meddals...
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
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« Reply #58 on: 05-12-2003 16:19 »

Farnsworth: "Zoidberg! What the hell were you doing in there?"
Zoidberg: "That's where I live. I have no home."
The Bender

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #59 on: 05-12-2003 21:08 »

THE SORRY DANCE!!!!!!!!
mikey

Urban Legend
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« Reply #60 on: 05-18-2003 08:51 »
« Last Edit on: 05-18-2003 08:51 »

In "why must I be a cruestation in love".
Zoidberg: Yo Yo Yo, throw me the rock.

In "I dated a robot". Well... its not really a quote but when he keeps doing that You go girlfriend thing with his claws.
*hillarity ensures
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
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« Reply #61 on: 05-19-2003 15:39 »

Zoidberg: "What? I'm going to go through all my larval stages?" (changes)
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #62 on: 05-24-2003 18:10 »

Zoidberg: "Screw you!"
alexvilagosh

Goose Patrol
Space Pope
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« Reply #63 on: 05-28-2003 02:47 »

Zoidberg: "What do I smell or something? (Smells himself) Awww....
Moron!

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #64 on: 05-28-2003 07:24 »

I always chuckle when I hear Zoidy do his mangled version of Slurm's Wimmy Wam WamWazzle. Or whatever.  wink
El Zilcho

Professor
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« Reply #65 on: 05-31-2003 00:10 »

[ZOIDBERG]Whammy wozzle![/ZOIDBERG]
emanon

Bending Unit
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« Reply #66 on: 05-31-2003 10:02 »

he says to fry- young lady, im an expert on humans
mikey

Urban Legend
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« Reply #67 on: 06-03-2003 02:36 »
« Last Edit on: 06-03-2003 02:36 »

looking over frys coffin zoidberg: I wish I could of removed that stinger..
Killerfox

Professor
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« Reply #68 on: 06-04-2003 20:28 »

[Zoidberg]Whoop Whoop Whoop Whoop [/z]
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #69 on: 06-04-2003 23:43 »

"Did you see me escaping? I was all 'whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!'"
SQFreak

Professor
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« Reply #70 on: 06-05-2003 19:57 »

Well, I'd have to pick Dr. Z's pronounciation of the word "robot". Gets me every time.

Oh, and (Quote Nazi me if I've got the wording wrong): "The heart! That's where the food is digested!"
MattyB

Bending Unit
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« Reply #71 on: 06-06-2003 15:54 »

Roberto: I've got a hostage!

Zoidberg: Hooray! I'm helping

 smile
boingo2000

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #72 on: 06-10-2003 23:34 »
« Last Edit on: 08-26-2003 00:00 »

Not sure about this quote from 30% Iron Chef.  Zoidberg's broken Prof. F's ship in a bottle, and reflects when he's found out, he'll get yelled at.

"But if Zoidberg fixes it, presents, maybe?"

It's funnier when it's properly quoted.  *slinks off*

EDIT: Well, the post's been bumped, better make myself look smart by quoting it properly: "Oh no! Professor will hit me. But if Zoidberg fixes it, then perhaps gifts!"

See?  Wasn't that funnier?
Bobby King

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #73 on: 08-26-2003 14:52 »

Leela: Here you can find all kind of weard creatures

zoidy coming walking

Zoidberg: Hello
Devilīs Hands

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #74 on: 08-26-2003 16:21 »

Zoidberg: "You still have Zoidberg... you ALL still have Zoidberg!"
Pitt Clemens

Urban Legend
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« Reply #75 on: 08-26-2003 18:23 »
« Last Edit on: 08-26-2003 18:23 »

"Excuse me, I believe I'm the doctor."

"I'm a Doctor!"

"I'm a doctor, she's dead."
Xmpel

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #76 on: 08-29-2003 02:08 »

Autopsyguy:Stomach content:
1 Deviled egg
Zoidberg: Deviled egg?
- = Eats the egg = -
Autopsyguy
The same deviled egg.
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #77 on: 09-01-2003 14:48 »

Zoidberg: "Well, editing is a long and costly process, but we spend all the money on pies .. sooo it'll be ready Friday."

Poopenmeier: "It's Santa! Get him, Jesus!"
Zoidberg: "I help those who help themself!"
Pitt Clemens

Urban Legend
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« Reply #78 on: 09-03-2003 15:59 »

I'm going to put one of mine in context:

Zoidburg bursts into a water-lamase class, drooling and screaming.

Women:AAAAAAAH
Newborn baby; Waaa! Waaaa!
Instructor: Is there a doctor in the building?
Zoidburd: IIIII'm a doctor!
Women: AAAAAAAH!
Many children are born.
MetaFox

Crustacean
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« Reply #79 on: 09-03-2003 21:43 »
« Last Edit on: 09-03-2003 21:43 »

Zoidberg:  That's why I love Earth.  You can do what you want, and no one makes you feel guilty because no one cares.
Fry:  We're not listening.
Zoidberg (happily):  That's what I'm talking about.
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