Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary

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Zapp: "Here's to us poor schmoes, working for the man. Although she is a hot, sexy female man."
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ElGordo

Poppler

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"I am the Man With No Name...................Zapp Brannigan"
"Take them to the Laundry-Brig"
Classics!!!
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Y_L_B

Professor

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Originally posted by Zed 85:
Femputer - "You are sentanced to Death! By Snu Snu!!" Kiff - "*wimper*" Zapp - "What are you, Gay!?! Oh, yeah. That's the best Zapp moment.  All of AWITM was funny. And when the Amazonians show them the skeletons with the broken pelvises, Fry and Zapp's expressions are priceless! A great Zapp moment, and he didn't say a word.
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Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary

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Zapp: "Bray-vo. Encore."
Zapp: "Allright, Kif. Let's show these freaks what a bloated, run-away military budget can do!"
Zapp: "The enemy approaches. Lieutenant, fire missile 1 and recommend me for another medal. Make it gaudy, I'm going clubbing later." (Kif press a button nothing happens, he press it repeatedly, same result) Zapp: "Tick-tack!" Kif: "Sir, all planetary defenses have been disabled. Perhaps the Decapodians acquired our secret code (sarcastic) somehow." Zapp: "Well, Kif, stand by to take the blame ... steady ... steady ....... NOW!"
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Bushmeister

Professor

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Originally posted by bish: leela: you know zapp at first i thought you were a big pompous bufoon, but then i realised inside that bufoon was a pitiful child, but ourside that child was a big pompous bufoon (or summat to that effect) Zapp: and which one rocked your world.
Second.
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nerdlingus

Professor

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Zapp: The key to victory is the element of surprise , SURPRISE!
there is to many to list, zapp quotes rock (even down the pub!)
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blorks89

Crustacean

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Zapp:We morn the tragic loss of the omiconian young (munch,munch,munch,stuff) we share your pain... these would go grreat with gucamo Lrr:STOP EATTING OUT YOUNG! AND ITS PRONOUNSED GUCAMOLI!
Not quite a quote
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bish

Starship Captain
   
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« Reply #145 on: 02-27-2004 12:23 »
« Last Edit on: 02-27-2004 12:23 »
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Zapp: leela doesn't happen to administer any kind of bare bottom spanking does she?
Fry: no
Zapp: i was just wondering because i wouldn't want my comrades harmed. but if she did let me go in ur place
Zapp: a little tighter , tighter, tighter, perhaps a hard spanking is in order (amazonian woman hits him) Zapp: TOO HARD!!!!!!
Zapp: remeber kif the quickest way to a women's bed is through her parents, sleep with them and your in. Kif: ill try sir, im just a little nervous about meeting her family Zapp: thats natural,afterall your meek and uninteresting, until now you've gotten by on my left over charisma, scrounging off it like a tiny charisma parasite. Kif: i just hope they like me Zapp: and why wouldn't they,yes yes i know, tiny meek uninteresting, spare me your tedious life story kif. but above all have fun.
EDIT: now a proud bending unit
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hypknowtoad

Delivery Boy
 
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- "im sorry leela but i suffer from a sexual disease, whats it called again kiff , ( kiff groans) sex-lexia"
<scruffy>Second.</scruffy>
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boingo2000

Liquid Emperor
 
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Originally posted by Gorky: I can't remember the exact line, but one of my favorites has to be the whole run about Rock, Paper, Scissors in "Brannigan Begin Again". I don't remember the exact wording either, but it's someything like: Zapp: Leela, you forgot one thing. Rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and scissors cut paper! Kif, we have a conundrum! Bring me a rock... and search them for paper.
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anosou

Crustacean

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Basically the above quote. The emphasis on You lay out my formal shorts is fantastic.
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