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hobbitboy

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« #160 : 04-05-2010 11:51 »


 Kif, come here and hold up the flag.  And wave it a little, for God's sakes.
snu-snu

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« #161 : 04-26-2010 02:37 »

Zapp: Kif the quickest way to a womens bed is through her parents, have sex with them and your in.
seattlejohn01

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« #162 : 05-15-2010 22:41 »

Zapp:  "Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men."
Frisco17

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« #163 : 05-15-2010 23:27 »

See sig.
hobbitboy

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« #164 : 05-16-2010 11:35 »

I don't remember Zapp saying "See sig" at all.
Frisco17

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« #165 : 05-16-2010 17:24 »

seattlejohn01

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« #166 : 05-17-2010 18:47 »

Fry squint-eye; it never gets old.  Here's another of my favorites:

Zapp:  "Why'd you open your bong hole, you smelly hippy?  You'd sacrifice this beautiful woman for a moderately attractive ape?  You've been smoking some bad granola."
HipNoJoe
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« #167 : 06-26-2010 18:21 »
« : 06-26-2010 19:00 »

Thee will be done.

Oops, forgot to add that the Charlton Heston/Moses-like delivery was perfect.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« #168 : 06-26-2010 18:36 »

"Mr President...what the hell?"
Nutmeg1729

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« #169 : 06-26-2010 18:49 »

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee"
SweetZombieJesus

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« #170 : 06-27-2010 10:04 »

"Mr President...what the hell?" - This new line had me rolling on my side!
totalnerd undercanada

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« #171 : 06-29-2010 21:58 »

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee"

That has to be Zapp's best ever line ever. :D
Capt. Bob

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« #172 : 07-18-2010 20:39 »

"Leela, I hoped you wouldn't find out this way. I was hoping you'd see it on Youtube first!"
Frisco17

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« #173 : 07-20-2010 04:10 »

"Mr President...what the hell?" - This new line had me rolling on my side!

Agreed. One of the best lines from the new episodes.
seattlejohn01

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« #174 : 07-22-2010 07:51 »

Zapp Brannigan: "Fire all weapons and open a hailing frequency for my victory yodel... Yodel Ayhe Hoo!!!"
Frisco17

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« #175 : 07-22-2010 13:42 »

Zapp: "I surrender and volunteer for treason!"
Ozoid

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« #176 : 08-11-2010 00:16 »

What turns a man nuetral? Lust for gold? Or were you just born with a heart filled with nuetrality?
Erdrik

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« #177 : 08-11-2010 01:38 »

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee"

That has to be Zapp's best ever line ever. :D


Agreed.

... Wait.. Did I just.. awww...
leelafan3

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« #178 : 08-12-2010 13:10 »

Leela cause we have a lot in common :cool:
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