Ralph Snart did I ever tell you about the dream I had about you?
My next door neighbour turned out to be your brother, and you came to visit. I saw this corvette car pull into his driveway, and I thought to myself, that looks like Ralph's car. And then you got out. Then I walked up to you and said "Hi Ralph". But that's not your real name, so you said "How do you know that name".
Then more stuff happened and we hung out inside my house.
You were a pretty cool guy.
1) I am a pretty cool dude.
2) I don't have a brother.
3) People often call me "Ralph" since it's my user name @ work.
4) I don't know what you mean by "cool stuff happened" and I don't want to know.
5) The next car I get will have a personalized Plate that spells "RALPH"
I actually had this image in my head of Ralph and Books playing Candy Land on the living room floor; it was kind of funny. But now I'm picturing them doing so naked. Which isn't so funny. More disturbing, actually.
That image is disturbing. Please get it out of your head. I haven't been around naked guys since having to use a community shower back when I played Football and Wrestled in high school.
However, Books does seem to have a "Brokeback Mountain" quality about himself.