Poster of the Months - May/June 2009

[Reply #40 on:]

I think that it should be Megahitlers. Then Stalin can be somewhere shy of 1, and Hitler can be 0.001 mHt. Because if anything is truly evil, it's got to be more evil than Hitler.

And if anybody ever manages to provoke a reading of more than ONE MEGAHITLER, then obviously, they are going to slit your throat in their sleep. Yeah, read that again, I said what I meant to, and urinate on your favourite armchair. Then they'll go massacre Jews.

Anyway, MegaHitlers FTW!

[Reply #41 on:]

TNUK, the lower case "m" denotes "milli" in SI prefixes. For it to be megahitlers, the abbreviation would have to be changed to MHt, which doesn't look as cool. Besides, standard wisdom is that "giga" is a more awesome prefix than "mega". Duh.

[Reply #42 on:]

I think anything that needed to be messured in gigaHitlers could probably tear apart space time through sheer malevolance.

[Reply #43 on:]

What about petahitlers?

[Reply #44 on:]

And if anybody ever manages to provoke a reading of more than ONE MEGAHITLER, then obviously, they are going to slit your throat in their sleep.

I happen to be a PEEL troll with bad posts and fan-fics and fan-non-fics. That would be at least 2.554 MHt.

[Reply #45 on:]

Every few weeks, Hitler measurement talk... oh man.

I take it we can close this thread for POTM voting then?

[Reply #46 on:]

TerraHitlers?

[Reply #47 on:]

And if anybody ever manages to provoke a reading of more than ONE MEGAHITLER, then obviously, they are going to slit your throat in their sleep.

I happen to be a PEEL troll with bad posts and fan-fics and fan-non-fics. That would be at least 2.554 MHt.

You don't register on any known scale of anything. You're insignificant. Die.

[Reply #48 on:]

TerraHitlers?

ExaHitlers?

[Reply #49 on:]

UberMegaHitlers.

[Reply #50 on:]

I went to the butchers once and asked for a byte of ram (not a lot, I know, then again it was the end of the month and I was a bit strapped for cash).

But they didn't sell ram, so I got some sausages.

[Reply #51 on:]

Every few weeks, Hitler measurement talk... oh man.

I take it we can close this thread for POTM voting then?

Godwin's Law doesn't apply to farcical comparisons to Hitler.

[Reply #52 on:]

Every few weeks, Hitler measurement talk... oh man.

I take it we can close this thread for POTM voting then?

First, I'm not winning. Second, there's a tie to break! Maybe! We could award one May and the other June.

[Reply #53 on:]

Hmm...that's an entirely reasonable proposition.  I second his motion.

Now I'm almost regretting not voting for i_c_weiner.

[Reply #54 on:]

I voted anyoneelse

[Reply #55 on:]

There's always next month, DrT. And the next month. And the month after that. And the month after that. And the month after that. And so on. And so on.

[Reply #56 on:]

It should be peeler of the week.

[Reply #57 on:]

I voted for Books. Please vote for him.

[Reply #58 on:]

No. Vote for Gorky. She's not annoying.

[Reply #59 on:]

Whatever happens, nobody vote for Ralph Snart!
Are you saying I am annyong ttoalnerds

[Reply #60 on:]

Hello. Annyong.

[Reply #61 on:]

Annyong!

[Reply #62 on:]

Whatever happens, nobody vote for Ralph Snart!
Are you saying I am annyong ttoalnerds

I may vote for Ralph Snart, because you are so annyong...

[Reply #63 on:]

Books is a chinese lesbian dominatrix with bed-wetting issues? He hides it well. The part about being chinese, at least.

[Reply #64 on:]

No. Vote for Gorky. She's not annoying.

If I ever run for public office, I'm fairly sure that'll be my slogan. Well, either that or "Vote for Gorky. She generally doesn't talk with her mouth full of food."

[Reply #65 on:]

No. Vote for Gorky. She's not annoying.

If I ever run for public office, I'm fairly sure that'll be my slogan. Well, either that or "Vote for Gorky. She generally doesn't talk with her mouth full of food."

The other one is more catchy.

By the way, here is your bumper sticker:



Not sure where you might be running, so slapped a few flags on there to make sure.

As for the choice of '10-14, well, you'll never know when the elections might be!

[Reply #66 on:]

Hmmm...excellent work there, Svip. But I'm thinking my chances of winning China are pretty slim, what with that whole pesky communism issue.

[Reply #67 on:]

Communism, schmommunism. You'll kill 'em. Literally. Then claim the throne whilst standing on their rapidly cooling corpses.

[Reply #68 on:]

Yes, she'll be running for Europe. All of Europe.

[Reply #69 on:]

Europe, Shcmeurope.

Hmm.

Schmeurope isn't nearly as awesome a word as schmommunism.

[Reply #70 on:]

Tnuk, I'm not sure I have what it takes to commit genocide. Perhaps I could just politely ask for the throne? Or here's a better idea: my history teacher told me that McDonald's was responisble for ending communism in the Soviet Union. Perhaps setting up a few Burger Kings or even a Jack in the Box could do similar good for China?

Failing that, I could probably just take all of Canada with, like, a dart gun or something. Isn't the Canadian population about 85% moose, anyway?

[Reply #71 on:]

Some of them are 95% moose. I heard there are even a few Canadians who are 99% moose.

[Reply #72 on:]

I bet they're not moose where it counts...

[Reply #73 on:]

Close, but I think it's the Moose population that's 85% Canadian.

[Reply #74 on:]

Whatever happens, nobody vote for Ralph Snart!
Are you saying I am annyong ttoalnerds

It appears as if your request is being honored.  I have no votes.  But I did win POTM once (2006, I believe) and a few PEELies over the years.

What have you won?

Ah, yes.  You won a month-long ban.

[Reply #75 on:]

He won potm last year, I recall.

[Reply #76 on:]

Ralph Snart did I ever tell you about the dream I had about you?

My next door neighbour turned out to be your brother, and you came to visit. I saw this corvette car pull into his driveway, and I thought to myself, that looks like Ralph's car. And then you got out. Then I walked up to you and said "Hi Ralph". But that's not your real name, so you said "How do you know that name".
Then more stuff happened and we hung out inside my house.
You were a pretty cool guy.

[Reply #77 on:]

hung out inside the house doing what?

[Reply #78 on:]

Losing the game, probably.

[Reply #79 on:]

No games were played. No games were lost.