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Just Chris

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« on: 06-17-2003 22:36 »

Make your own short slogans that you think should appear at the beginning of each Futurama.

"In 16.8 million colors"
boingo2000

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #1 on: 06-17-2003 22:41 »
« Last Edit on: 06-17-2003 22:41 »

"Brought to you by the letter [Alien Language symbol]"

(Edited because I can so spell the word "to!"  It just takes me longer.)
Killerfox

Professor
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« Reply #2 on: 06-17-2003 22:53 »

Now with comedy!
spacepilot3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #3 on: 06-17-2003 23:01 »

"Cheesy Slogan Not Included"

"Now With More Topless Dancers!"

"Saving The World Before 7:30."

"Will Make You Bored With Sex!"
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #4 on: 06-18-2003 02:12 »

"Put on 3-D Glasses now."

"Now with Stupid FOX-Executive Tricks!"

"Made from 50% Recycled Science-Fiction."

"All Warranties Void Upon Payment of Invoice."
Anarchist

Professor
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« Reply #5 on: 06-18-2003 02:25 »

"Not responsible for lost belongings or sanity."
green-gesus

Bending Unit
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« Reply #6 on: 06-18-2003 02:26 »

Extra Bleech For Brighter Colors!
To Ignite, Strike On Any Surface.
The Bun Is In Your Mind.
Best Kept at 20 Degrees Celcius.

A very cool one would be a moving camera effect from the Hypno Toads eye's backwards for about 1 sec
ShineFusion

Professor
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« Reply #7 on: 06-18-2003 04:10 »

"No aliens were hurt during the making of this episode {except Zoidberg}"

Pittzoid

Bending Unit
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« Reply #8 on: 06-18-2003 04:21 »

'May invoke violent thoughts'
ShineFusion

Professor
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« Reply #9 on: 06-18-2003 04:22 »

"May cause an uncontrollable addiction"
SwanMan3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #10 on: 06-18-2003 04:46 »

'please activate hilarity units now'

'the following is a figment of your imagination'

'boo'

'if that bloody great big green ship comes into the screen again...'

'note from writer- please somebody send help, Groening doesnt feed us'

'jesus loves you'
ShineFusion

Professor
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« Reply #11 on: 06-18-2003 04:55 »

'jesus loves you'

Make it "Jebus loves you"
alexvilagosh

Goose Patrol
Space Pope
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« Reply #12 on: 06-18-2003 05:28 »

"Put on 4-D glasses now!"
mikey

Urban Legend
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« Reply #13 on: 06-18-2003 05:41 »

The show is watching you, you are not watching the show.
SwanMan3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #14 on: 06-18-2003 06:18 »

'wow if only u could see your face now'

'good job this tvs got anti-ugly stare'

'downloading your dna 1 of 5 files'

'Je suis Napoleon- no seriously im not'
K5

Bending Unit
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« Reply #15 on: 06-18-2003 06:43 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by ShineFusion:
"No aliens were hurt during the making of this episode {except Zoidberg}"

Great idea!!!   big grin
ShineFusion

Professor
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« Reply #16 on: 06-18-2003 06:50 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by *author*:
Great idea!!! 


I know....... I know
mads

Bending Unit
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« Reply #17 on: 06-18-2003 07:12 »
« Last Edit on: 06-18-2003 07:12 »

"If you saw Futurama last sunday, you probably must have dreamed."
FilthyCrab

Urban Legend
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« Reply #18 on: 06-18-2003 08:34 »

"Take that, reality TV"

"Here goes another half hour down the drain"

"Run for your lives..."
Cube_166

Professor
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« Reply #19 on: 06-18-2003 08:44 »

"Now with characters"

"You call that watching TV?"

"Not Available Without Perscription"
ZombieJesus

Lost Belgian
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« Reply #20 on: 06-18-2003 08:50 »

"They 're all against you. But what are you going to do about it? Chicken! Bwook Bwook! Chicken!"

"What 's that awful sm..Oh it 's you."

"Whose idea was this anyway?"

"We poor Korean slaves. Give us free!"

"Yeah I can put anything I want here."
duckarse

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #21 on: 06-18-2003 08:56 »
« Last Edit on: 06-18-2003 08:56 »

a few poor ones....

"encripted in 5 seconds"
"keep your arms in at all times"
"contains 25% of daily humour allownace"
"may contain subliBUYSLURMminal messages"

and i think 'downloading your dna 1 of 5 files' is brilliant nice one swanman 3000
ZombieJesus

Lost Belgian
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« Reply #22 on: 06-18-2003 09:02 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by duckarse:
"may contain subliBUYSLURMminal messages"
If they 're poor, don't put them in here.
I do like that one though.
SwanMan3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #23 on: 06-18-2003 09:19 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by duckarse:
a few poor ones....

"encripted in 5 seconds"
"keep your arms in at all times"
"contains 25% of daily humour allownace"
"may contain subliBUYSLURMminal messages"

and i think 'downloading your dna 1 of 5 files' is brilliant nice one swanman 3000


thanx, here some more i thought of:

-Accuracy of predicted future brought to you by Stephen Hawkings

-If episode does not satisfy please erase memory

-*strike*

-no writers were injured during the making of this episode- 3 died

-if fans would like to hum along to opening music fox executives can rattle thier jewellry....
FRY1476

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #24 on: 06-18-2003 09:31 »

- Less poop than ever
- Wrote by William Shakespear
- More reasons to hate 20th Century FOX
- Non-edible
- Free Porno Mags for every viewer
- Comes free with the popcorn
- Beats Work
- Causing 20% driving accidents
- Do the Monster Mash
ZombieJesus

Lost Belgian
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« Reply #25 on: 06-18-2003 09:36 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by FRY1476:
- Wrote by William Shakespear
That 's a good one. It had me thinking twice before getting it.

"Brought to you by the f+%*#@ Tourette association."

"Contains swearing in alien languages

"Warning: Do not operate heavy machinery or drive while watching"
SwanMan3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #26 on: 06-18-2003 09:59 »

oh my god that tourette association one has to be one of the best, bar mine of course
SwanMan3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #27 on: 06-18-2003 10:07 »

- Employees wanted apply within.

- Legal note; laughter is NOT a sueable side affect

- Some Egyptions may experience burning sensation

- Do you ever think that your privates arnt well....fresh?

-Hang on a minute, how is Darth Vader related to Luke again?

-That matrix ending was really screwed up werent it?
Evil Fox Exec

Bending Unit
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« Reply #28 on: 06-18-2003 10:17 »

"Your ad here"
Cube_166

Professor
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« Reply #29 on: 06-18-2003 10:24 »

"If you see people in your TV, don't be scared."
RandomEngy

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #30 on: 06-18-2003 11:46 »

"A Historical Documentary"
ZombieJesus

Lost Belgian
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #31 on: 06-18-2003 12:10 »

"BOOH! We stole your soul! Heheh, stupid natives"
Cube_166

Professor
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« Reply #32 on: 06-18-2003 12:35 »

"Insert Comical Slogan Here"

"Where do you think you're going?"

"Destroy TV to relieve anger"

"Batteries Sold Seperately"
SwanMan3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #33 on: 06-18-2003 13:03 »

-may encourage homosexual behavure
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #34 on: 06-18-2003 15:13 »

"Contain less than 10% child labor"
Otis P Jivefunk

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #35 on: 06-18-2003 15:55 »

'About to start...'
ZombieJesus

Lost Belgian
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« Reply #36 on: 06-18-2003 16:13 »

"FIN...just kidding"

"Goodbye cruel world...Hello slightly less cruel world"

"Now with braille subtitles"
FRY1476

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #37 on: 06-18-2003 16:30 »

- I can't beleive it's not butter!
- Known to cause 50% suicides
- Better than the Brady Bunch
- Weed Weekly rated it 10/10
- Now avalible in the lobby
- After watching you will need several pain killers
- Bender is not gay
- Time Travel is Mandotory [sp]
- Bringing you one step closer to God
- The Original Stairway To Heaven
- Buy Now!
Cube_166

Professor
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« Reply #38 on: 06-18-2003 16:40 »

"Stand Clear Of The Doors"
"Singing Zoidberg Toys Now Available"
"Keep your eyes open until instructed otherwise"
"Not available in Lemon Flavour"
"What's this?"
"If Only We Had Enough Episodes..."
"Unsuitable For Human Consumption"
"We're not doing anything till you spend some money."
"Broadcast Because We Care"
"A Portion Of The Proceeds Will Avoid Charity"
"The Humour is Now Deliberate"
Just Chris

Urban Legend
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« Reply #39 on: 06-18-2003 17:48 »

"I choose you!"

"Featuring the Voice of Wakka"

"Today's topic: My Teen's Obsessed With Sex"

"You're listening to the sounds of DJ Groening"
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