Custom Futurama slogans

[Reply #40 on:]

"Beware"
"This Week: DIY Futurama"
"What? We're A TV Show?"
"Proud Sponsors Of Futurama"
"Find The Professors Glasses To Win A Prize"

[Reply #41 on:]

"Could be funny"

"Save Earth from Alien Invasion - Watch this Show!"

"We know"

[Reply #42 on:]

"Proudly brought to you by Fox *COUGH* *cough*"

[Reply #43 on:]

100% genetically modified

[Reply #44 on:]

A Substitute For Using Your Imagination
Warning: Contains Long Words
The Program With That Crab Guy In It
Ignore This Slogan, By Order
I Live Down Here
Where Everybody Has Forgotten Your Name
May Contain Nuts

[Reply #45 on:]

we better leave this to the pros 'cause most of these(including the ones i was about to type in)suck.

[Reply #46 on:]

Slurm - It's highly addictive

[Reply #47 on:]

"welcome to heaven"

"Bend tv to veiw in the eyes of a bending unit"

[Reply #48 on:]

As advertised in your dreams

Filmed on location

Now with more seizure-inducing animation!

[Reply #49 on:]

-Do not read this.

-Wow, you should see your sperm count *sniggers*

-Stay still, we're trying to draw you!

-Cant believe you didnt realise 'The Truman Show' was based on you!

-Press (alien letter) button for free stuff

[Reply #50 on:]

"the pictures...are...coming..ALIV E!!!!"

"offer blood sacrafice...now!

"HOT TEEN PICS!!! CLICK HERE!!"

"warning: may contain traces of nuts" (i just noticed cube_166 used this, sorry!)

"Known to cause exploding heart syndrome (EHS)"

[Reply #51 on:]

"Brought to you with the letter S and number 7"
"Program unexpectedly quit due to an illegal operation"
"Brought to you by Microsoft Office 3000"
"Lonely Man, 40. Seeks attractive lady to go for walks with"

[Reply #52 on:]

what does everyone think are the best ten so far then?

[Reply #53 on:]

"And you thought "The Matrix" was screwed up!"

"Press (Alien Symbol) on your remote and Fry's jacket turns blue!"

[Reply #54 on:]

Now with 40% more ads!
Guaranteed explosions!

Human excecreted,Mutant approved!

[Reply #55 on:]

"May cause Spontaneous Human Combustion."

"For r-rated version, press left and enter."

[Reply #56 on:]

- Written on the spur of the moment
- Scary Huh?
- The Show That Contains Comedy
- Do we *look*like we know what we're talking about?

[Reply #57 on:]

Episode causes General Protection Fault in module TV at address 00:00:00 and will be shutdown during 20 minutes

[Reply #58 on:]

"Shocking secrets are to be revealed in this episode!"

[Reply #59 on:]

With more than 4million subliminal ads

[Reply #60 on:]

"I saw That"

"From the network that loves reality shows"

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Contains a vampire, and an explosion!

(scrolling across the screen) Wake up Neo, the matrix has you...

May KontaIn SubLiminaL Messages!

The Winner of last weeks competition: Dave Spegal, and his owner Fluffers.

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"Now viewable on small screen, wide screen AND long screen TV's!"

"With twice as many subliminal messages as any other show"

"Now brainwashing more youth than MTV!"

"This episode runs for DOUBLE the time of a normal half-episode!"

"WARNING: May contain footage of Futurama"

"If you don't like this episode, blame Fox!"

[Reply #63 on:]

Contains Viamins A,C and calcium.

[Reply #64 on:]

"Big party at David`s house after the show"

"Last episode aired 4 months ago"

"If you see Fry`s butt, dont be sceard. He is NOT an alien"

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"Brought to you by SLURM: The cola with a name that sounds suspicously like a certain body fluid"

[Reply #66 on:]

"Quickly running out of orginal slogans"

"Featuring the voice talents of Zoidberg"

[Reply #67 on:]

My 100`th post

"Shut up, i`am trying to watch the show"

[Reply #68 on:]

"Created by the same creator of the show that wiped out half of China!"

"This episode aired 2 seasons out of it's production code"

"Proudly presented by Fox? Well, if you say so."

"YOU ARE WATCHING FUTURAMA. (Just incase you were unsure)"

"Quick - turn around so we can insert the V-chip in to your skull!"

"Please remove all subliminal message-spotting glasses now, before people catch on to us."

[Reply #69 on:]

"I feel like murdering som FOX exec. signed Matt"

"The show that makes you happy"

"Aired in 2009. produced in 2001"

[Reply #70 on:]

"Stop watching NOW! The ratings guy is trying to get fired..."

"For those of you who don't get the joke - Futurama is 'Amarutuf' backwards."

"By the time the ship has crashed in to the TV, you will have forgotten this slogan"

[Reply #71 on:]

'For those with ratings boxes on your tv, select 150 viewers'
i have a ratings box which is good cos channel 7 will see how many people watch futurama

[Reply #72 on:]

"It`s like drugs, only you are having it"

"If you don`t like this..., then you belong in the library"

[Reply #73 on:]

 

Originally posted by SwanMan3000:what does everyone think are the best ten so far then?

I'd have to pick these ones:

* If episode does not satisfy please erase memory
* Wrote by William Shakespear.
* If you see people in your TV, don't be scared.
* Now with braille subtitles
* The Humour is Now Deliberate
* Proud Sponsors Of Futurama
* Stay still, we're trying to draw you!
* Brought to you with the letter S and number 7
* The pictures...are...coming..ALIV E!!!!
* For those with ratings boxes on your tv, select 150 viewers

 

[Reply #74 on:]

*newbie post*

"We know all your secrets, except for the one with the banana."

Yep. That's it. My brain's officially dead.

[Reply #75 on:]

"What were you doing in the closet with that girl?"

"This is a repeat"

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"In mono sound, where available"

[Reply #77 on:]

"Don't you dare to touch your remote!"

"WARNING: Episode may contain language!"

[Reply #78 on:]

C&D letter contiguous after end credits

[Reply #79 on:]

- We know who you are
- Prepare To Shut Down Your Brain
- Duck!
- You know what they say
- Now available as a type of soap