Custom Futurama slogans

[Reply #80 on:]

Rated R for completly f***ing unneccesary bad language

Now available on DVD.

Based on the award winning TV show.

Hey, average Fox viewer, it's just like The Simpsons, but in space!

[Reply #81 on:]

"Don't forget to breathe"

[Reply #82 on:]

Simply the best, really, I think, approximately

[Reply #83 on:]

Close all disturbing elements into closet, except skeletons.

[Reply #84 on:]

(insert funny/offensive text here)

Watch us distract you as we steal your money!

Not to be confused with Futuroma

Watch this episode several trillion times and you will turn into Fry!

Now with a surprize in every box!
(Try the edit button K5.)

[Reply #85 on:]

- This is not a plot to elminate the world
- Watch this episode or go to hell
- Contains 20% less nudity
- Sued by Runorama for use of the suffix 'rama'
- This is not a reference to The Simpsons
- Now avalible on channel XXX!
- If you pay Matt Groening $4,000 Leela will take her top off
- A thanks to Elvis for the insipration for the background character in Vegas
- Ask your grandmother for her TV to view in BLACK AND WHITE
- Figures sold seperatly.
- My, my, it is quiet in here
- *insert crazy slogan here*
- BAM!
- Starring: Fry

[Reply #86 on:]

"Produced entirely with Neptunian slave labor"

[Reply #87 on:]

- We don't laugh at our own jokes.
- Now with robots and aliens and things.
- Wheres your head at?
- Is this that Futurama everyone is always talking about?
- Living In Your Drain

[Reply #88 on:]

- Like you could do better
- Not affiliated with "The Simpsons"
- Instructions: open package, eat contents
- Aim away from face
- T-minus 5...4...3...2...1...
- Void after December 31, 2999
- They are all against you
- Now with flavor
- Not to be taken orally
- Free toy surprise inside
- You really don't wanna know...
- We almost called it "Aloha, Mars"
- It's unanimous - Leela is hot
- Do not overheat
- Now in 7-D
- Not suitable for pacemaker recipients
- May induce uncontrollable laughter
- Screw you, Murdoch

[Reply #89 on:]

-insert coin now
-press any key to begin
-the end???
-you know you want it

[Reply #90 on:]

- Play in reverse for waffle recipe.

- Look close - we snuck in a fully clothed woman.

- Guess who cries THIS time.

- The Magic 8 Ball says, "Cannot predict now."

- Stop saying 1A2B3!

[Reply #91 on:]

-Just Like Star Trek Execpt Funny

-Oh My Yes

-Now With Beer

-Now With Space Pirates

[Reply #92 on:]

SPACE WASPS VISIBLE ON TV SCREEN MAY BE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR

[Reply #93 on:]

Not to be confused with the TV show "WONDERAMA"

[Reply #94 on:]

- No controller Pluged into Slot 1
- WARNING! viewing ths show may cAusEu BrEinE DAamEGieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

- Now with 10% more Crisp!
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[Reply #95 on:]

"better than sars"

[Reply #96 on:]

"Nominated for 'Best Show' in the Futurama Academy Awards!"

[Reply #97 on:]

my lame slogan:
"from the creators of the simpsons!"

its so lame.....its funny! 

[edit] o just thought of a lamer one:

"based of the animated comedy...Futurama!"

[Reply #98 on:]

 

Originally posted by Kipper:
my lame slogan:
"from the creators of the simpsons!"

I think that one was actually done on the show in Season 1, I know they did "from the network that brought you The Simpsons.


[edit] o just thought of a lamer one:

"based of the animated comedy...Futurama!"

I already posted one very similar to that.

[Reply #99 on:]

"Umm you do know your watching fox...right?"

[Reply #100 on:]

 

Originally posted by Kipper:
my lame slogan:
"from the creators of the simpsons!"

 

orginally posted by M Jackson: I think that one was actually done on the show in Season 1, I know they did "from the network that brought you The Simpsons.

wasn't it like: "from the network that brought you futurama" instead of the simpsons?

[Reply #101 on:]

No i think it was "From the network that brought you The Simpsons". But then i think they did a "From the makers of Futurama".

[Reply #102 on:]

Don't tease the robots or they will bite you.

[Reply #103 on:]

Smells better than the average tv show!

[Reply #104 on:]

The Shape Of Comedy To Come

The Show Fox Couldn't Kill. Oh, Wait

This Week: Neptunian Idol

Whatsamatter, Already Seen That Episode of Gilmore Girls?

Probably Guest-Starring A Celebrity Of Some Kind

It's Like Watching A Reality Show, But Without That Unclean Feeling

Whoa

[Reply #105 on:]

"it good! no?"

"based on a true story, which diddnt really happen"

"re-run of this episode will be projected onto the sun, look REALLY closely!"

[Reply #106 on:]

 

Originally posted by the_dudefather:
"re-run of this episode will be projected onto the sun, look REALLY closely!"

Now that's a good one!

[Reply #107 on:]

Click NOWHERE to start

[Reply #108 on:]

PLEASE buy the collectibles

[Reply #109 on:]

"I don't get paid enough to come up with a funny slogan."

[Reply #110 on:]

*If Accidently Ingested, Consult a Physician.
*Now available in ze lobby!
*Now endorsed by George Foreman- Now with 70% less fat!
*Don't park in the Fire Zone.
*Recommended for ages 2 to 2,000
*Now with SPF 45,000!
*Caution: Eye Irritant

[Reply #111 on:]

"Stay tuned to see Zapp's gizmo."

"Just like The Simpsons except it's funny."

"I am Futurama please insert comedy."

-cs

[Reply #112 on:]

"Winning Lotto Numbers 0 1 1 1 0 1"

"May contain traces of slug"

"Press any key to continue"

"Visit our website
uvtp://uww.futurama/fox/earth/sol/
sect3458284753900002/milkyway.com"

"buy a new TV"

"your fly's undone"

[Reply #113 on:]

"Upon watching the show, you win the lottery!"

"Which letter will the ship fly into today?"

[Reply #114 on:]

"By reading this, you have agreed that you do not have the right to sue us for brain damage"

"Now animated with colours you can taste!"

"We now own your souls"

"If you can't see this message, please put on your visibility glasses"

By the way - welcome to PEEL, SPGLink!

[Reply #115 on:]

"Please stare deeply into the flashing lights to recieve free sezuire."

[Reply #116 on:]

"It's just a cartoon"

[Reply #117 on:]

- Now supporting smission!
- Now with 20% more Zoidberg.
- Rest in Peace   
- You'll watch 'til you drop!
- Beware the Leapord
- Don't Panic
- Finally, we're getting enough Oxygen.
   

[Reply #118 on:]

"You'd rather watch 24.. but it's on Tuesday.... HAHAHA!"

[Reply #119 on:]

"Don't worry, Simpsons starts in about an hour"

"Good news everyone! Futurama's on"

"It's like Red Dwarf without the smeg"

"Warning: Hattie's going to be nude this week"