You know you watch too much Futurama when...

[Reply #680 on:]

Same here with the voice acting. As you can see on my profile. I've actually performed a but of adlib for fun in front of a guy who sent me an e-mail about a school for that in Toronto. I might actually be going there! And I'm not even old enough to legally smoke yet!
(ah, ah, ah,-no one gets to know my precise age over the Internet  )

*When you attempt to find a video about an astronaut named Fry over the Internet.

[Reply #681 on:]

Yeah, last time i acted was in school as Lady Macbeth or Puck from a midsummer night's dream, but that was in about 1990. Yeah, your legal ages are aolt older than ours. 16 to have sex, 18 for everything else, 16 to drive too.

"when you do alot of counting at work and everytime you say 9, 10, you say "a big fat hen, the name's bender" "

cant help it.

[Reply #682 on:]

"when you pull a string on a bart simpson doll and its says 'eat my shorts' then you eat the shorts and say 'mmmm...shorrtttsss"

[Reply #683 on:]

* When you try to make a crack vending machine.

And then the police come...

[Reply #684 on:]

When you start switching the names of the computers on your network from carrier classes (Nimitz, Essex, Akagi, etc) to Futurama names.

Carrier class names had the advantage of being able to use the name CVN-21 as the name of the next computer.

[Reply #685 on:]

 

Originally posted by HopelessShipper:
When you start switching the names of the computers on your network from carrier classes (Nimitz, Essex, Akagi, etc) to Futurama names.

Carrier class names had the advantage of being able to use the name CVN-21 as the name of the next computer.

No disagreement here.

Futurama episodes have the advantage that you can use their production codes... 

GAWD! I am such a geek!

[Reply #686 on:]

*When you watch Charlie and the Choclate Factory for the very first time and immediately think 'Hey! They ripped off Futurama!'

[Reply #687 on:]

When you're lying on a blanket at the park and some ants crawl on your stomach and you pick one up between thumb and forefinger and call it Mordachai.

[Reply #688 on:]

If they're evil ants, I'd call it 'Mordorachai'. 

[Reply #689 on:]

 

Originally posted by SCRUNCHY:
When you're lying on a blanket at the park and some ants crawl on your stomach and you pick one up between thumb and forefinger and call it Mordachai.

When you correct a fellow fanatic:

It’s “Malachi,” not “Mordachai.”   
GAWD! I am such a geek! 

[Reply #690 on:]

 

Originally posted by SpaceCase:
 

Originally posted by SCRUNCHY:
When you're lying on a blanket at the park and some ants crawl on your stomach and you pick one up between thumb and forefinger and call it Mordachai.

When you correct a fellow fanatic:

It’s “Malachi,” not “Mordachai.”   
GAWD! I am such a geek!   

When you stay up past 3am watching Futurama, resulting in concentration problems and poor memory.
 

[Reply #691 on:]

Wha?...

Where am I? Are you my mommy?

[Reply #692 on:]

 

Originally posted by Xanfor:
Wha?...

Where am I? Are you my mommy?

Huh?  I was obviously referring to the mistake I had made.   

[Reply #693 on:]

 

Originally posted by Xanfor:
Are you my mommy?

Negative.

[Closes ship canopy on Xanfor]

 

[Reply #694 on:]

You have to stop yourself from bringing up a relevant quote in every conversation, and without much luck.
You have to stop yourself from calling your boyfriend Fry, and daydream what he would look like with red hair.
You debate whether Fry and Leela would have a boy or a girl, and then try to figure out the kids genetic likely-hood of having one eye.
The name Leela becomes your number one choice if you ever have a girl.
You come up with a huiman alternative to Bender's catch phrase...Bite my marvelous meaty @$$!

[Reply #695 on:]

You renamed the honeynut cheerio's bee Fry

[Reply #696 on:]

You wander around the gas station looking for the Dark Matter bowser to fill your car.

[Reply #697 on:]

When you try to equate your life to Fry's in an English paper. (Yes, I'm that Hopeless.)

[Reply #698 on:]

When you have to make a continuing conscious effort not to begin raving about Futurama during the course of day-to-day conversation with friends and family who don't care because you don't want them to think you're weird, but the temptation is so strong and you've really got nothing else to talk about anyway...

I have been having this problem lately. Quite seriously. I used to have the same problem with The X Files. My obsessions come and go... but they're ferocious.

[Reply #699 on:]

When your toilet becomes known as the "dark matter receptacle."

[Reply #700 on:]

Or if on it, you have to select 'Stun', 'Kill', or the dreaded 'Accelerated Decomposition'. Just don't use either of the first two after the last one. KA-BOOM!

[Reply #701 on:]

when someone asks you the name of the robot from Lost In Space, you answer "Bender!...no wait...Calculon!"

[Reply #702 on:]

*When someone borrows all 4 of your DVDs for a week and you can't eat, or sleep, or think, or breathe....until they return them.

[Reply #703 on:]

 

Originally posted by coldangel_1:
When you have to make a continuing conscious effort not to begin raving about Futurama during the course of day-to-day conversation with friends and family who don't care because you don't want them to think you're weird, but the temptation is so strong and you've really got nothing else to talk about anyway...

I have been having this problem lately. Quite seriously. I used to have the same problem with The X Files. My obsessions come and go... but they're ferocious.

I have that same problem. You're not alone.

[Reply #704 on:]

Same here. I'm going through this faze right now where I'm trying to lap up all things 'silverwing'. Ahhh, the third book really kicked me in the gut when Shade dies. he was my favorite...
Anyways:
*When you must take pills labeled 'Futurama' every day, or you succomb to ferocious sezures.

[Reply #705 on:]

"when you randomly start talking about futurama at any given time"

[Reply #706 on:]

you look at any random thing and it reminds you of futurama

[Reply #707 on:]

You try to get addicted to a green drink.
Your afraid of Chrismas.
You try to find All My Circuits on TV.
When something hurts you think it's a system error.
You become one with PEEL.
You try to use a can-opener like a lightsaber.
When your going on the street you notice bending units in the croud.
You join the Star Trek religion.
You play a banjo.
You pretend to be a monkey with a hat that...(boring lecture).
You drink beer with metal shavings.
You eat lasers.
You use roofs oh houses to 'hover' in your car.
You try to make a werecar.

[Reply #708 on:]

You look up "Fry" in the dictionary and get upset when they dont mention THE REAL FRY!!!

You wake up one morning and think you're Bender

On new years eve you tend to hang around freezers a lot

you call the pizza place and place a delivery under the name "I.C Weiner"

You dress like Fry or Leela every day

your friends have a gigantic urge to slap you because the only response you ever have to a question is Futurama related

You saw The devils hands  before anyone else because you rented it during the holidays because you were bored because FUTURAMA WASN'T ON!! HAHAHAHAHAHMWAHAHAHA!!!

You go absolutely nuts every day that you dont have access to a dvd player and your huge collection of episodes

When someone mentions Futurama, everyone looks at you.

[Reply #709 on:]

When you start making jerk dip for dinner.

[Reply #710 on:]

When you don't buy VHSs because they are all destroyed.

[Reply #711 on:]

When you start going into the sewers looking for mutants

When you poke yourself in the eye witha fork to make yourself more compatible with Leela

[Reply #712 on:]

When you're in a bar and you ask for a shot of listerine.

[Reply #713 on:]

When you duck if you hear the words "Star" and "Trek" in the same sentence.

When you shoot with an axe.

When you start shooting owls(probably with an axe).

When you eat flags on 4th July.

When you insist that Nixon will become a president soon.

When you speak the following words in a phone booth:
-Slow and horrible.Come on!Kill me already!Lousy stinkin' rip-off!

[Reply #714 on:]

When you make a uccount in Big Apple Bank and freese yourself.
When you try to find the 'Alien Overlord and Taylor' market.
When you fly on Venus for donuts.
When you classify crazy people as malfunktioned technology.
When you try to spice up your home cooking with a spice weasel.
When you steal all the world's monuments and put on one beach.

[Reply #715 on:]

*When you insist that owls are more pesky than rats
*When you hide the spoon in the foot powder. 

[Reply #716 on:]

When you complain about the misproportion of closets and living rooms.

When you don't quit your job because you are afraid  that you'll be fired.Out of a cannon into the sun.

When you download from Nappster.

When you are triing to swear the word "crap" rushes to your brain's vocal centre.

When you look for transport tubes.

When you think youtube.com is some sort of transportation service.

When you crash into your HDTV on a weekly basis.

When you eat and sleep in your bed.

When you blame your roommate on stealing your kidney.

When you try to sell your fillings.

When you listen to alternative rock but hate college rock.

[Reply #717 on:]

-when you attemot to stop global heating by installing a giant mirror in space. And it fails.

[Reply #718 on:]

You call your best friends things like Leela, Fry, Bender, Scruffy, Zapp and wiggles without noticing. and they don't correct you.

EDIT: HOORAY! IM A DELIVERY BOY!!!!!            

[Reply #719 on:]

Congrads!

-When you insist that if we can build enough robots to puch the Earh off its axle we'll gain a whole week to party party party!