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KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #640 on: 03-21-2010 18:44 »

Fry:  No!  No!  Leela!  Don't make me parachute! 

Leela:  You have to!  We have no choice!

Fry:  I'm too old to parachute!

Leela:  Look, I'll do it!  (Leela jumps and parachutes)

Fry:  I still won't do it!  It's scary!  I'll plummet to my death!

Bender:  Okay, that's it!  I've had enough of your whining for one day! 

Bender throws Fry out of the plane and Fry parachutes!

Fry: (falling)  BEEENNNNNDDDEEEERRRRR!!!!!!! 


Got this from an episode of Hogan's Heroes. 

MatMan

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« Reply #641 on: 03-22-2010 11:54 »

Fry - Might as well jump. . .

Leela - Go ahead and jump!

Bender - *darting out and pushing Fry* JUMP!
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #642 on: 03-22-2010 12:49 »


   


Leela: Fry, put that helmet on your head for goodness sakes! What could it possibly protect in it's current position?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Frisco17

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« Reply #643 on: 03-22-2010 13:17 »
« Last Edit on: 03-23-2010 00:24 »

Fry: "There's Bender. Can I jump now?"

Leela: "You wait for the green light."

Fry: "But he's right there we're gonna go right past him. Besides you control the light and..."

Leela: So help me Fry I will turn this chopper around!"
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #644 on: 03-22-2010 21:16 »

Leela: Did I ever tell you that nothing turns me on more than a successful suicide mission.
La Belle Leela

Starship Captain
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« Reply #645 on: 03-22-2010 22:51 »

Fry: "k, I'm goin' out!


Leela: "Bring beer back!"
El-Man

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« Reply #646 on: 03-23-2010 10:42 »

I think I'll give this one to Frisco17. Honourable mentions to futz and newcomer MatMan.
Frisco17

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« Reply #647 on: 03-23-2010 17:18 »

KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #648 on: 03-23-2010 17:56 »

Professor:  Oh, my gosh!  It's a dead owl!  Whoever could've done this?!

Professor sees Leela and Bender.

Professor:  (pointing at Leela)  Yoooouuuuu!  Did it!

Leela and Bender laugh!  

Bender:  Yeah, whatever old fart!  

MadFellow

Bending Unit
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« Reply #649 on: 03-23-2010 19:28 »

Professor: Leela! What are you doing with my cell phone telephone?
Leela:your cell phone telephone? I thought it was Bender's!
Bender: Ha ha ha ha! Wait, WHAT!?!?

EDIT: Just imagine the look on Bender's face.

Black is the new black. Not pink. Or red and grey. Black.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #650 on: 03-23-2010 21:52 »

Professor: Don't point that beady eye at me, Leela!

Leela: Um, that's not my eye you're pointing at...
El-Man

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« Reply #651 on: 03-23-2010 22:48 »

Professor: Those are why the insurance premiums are so high on the ship, Leela!

Leela:
All right, I'll take the high heels off and put my boots back on. You were the one who said you didn't care about OSH compliance, Professor!

(And I bet you all thought it was a boob joke)
Crash_7

Professor
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« Reply #652 on: 03-23-2010 23:28 »

Well, somebody's going to do it eventually so I might as well.

Professor: I said pull it, damn you!

Bender: Wait a minute.  Let me get out of the way.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #653 on: 03-24-2010 12:56 »

Professor: Leela, just look at the state of your zipper! You've been warned about not having your jacket in alphabetical order once already.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
kaktus9

Bending Unit
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« Reply #654 on: 03-24-2010 15:27 »

Prof: NIBLER!! SPLIT LEELA'S INSIDES OUT!!!!!
*to Leela* you really SHOULDN'T HAVE swallowed Nibbler to sneak him by security check in your stomach while going on vacations to Hawaii!
Leela: but it made me save 5$ on customs fees...
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #655 on: 03-24-2010 19:53 »

No words just the professor flicking Leela's nose when she looks down followed by laughter from Bender.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #656 on: 03-25-2010 12:07 »
« Last Edit on: 03-25-2010 12:09 »

[Edit]
  I really should read other people's posts more carefully.   roll eyes
[/Edit]

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Frisco17

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« Reply #657 on: 03-25-2010 13:03 »

hobbitboy
hobbitboy

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« Reply #658 on: 03-26-2010 13:19 »


 

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #659 on: 03-26-2010 15:23 »

Farnsworth:  Can you please stop these kids from playing ball outside my building?

Leela:  Don't worry, I filmed them and I'll show it to their parents!

Kid:  Home run! 

A ball hits the window and lands on Fry!

Fry:  OUCH!!!!

Bender:  (throwing the ball back):  Take this you damned kids! 

Kids run away and scream! 

kaktus9

Bending Unit
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« Reply #660 on: 03-26-2010 22:53 »

Fry: oh so this it all-new Sniper-rifle-hidden in scope?
Leela: welll.....
Fry: i knew it!
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #661 on: 03-27-2010 04:25 »

Alfred Hitchcock's Rear Window...Of The Future!
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #662 on: 03-27-2010 04:33 »

Leela: Still no sign of any wolf, professor.

Farnsworth: Oh, he'll turn up eventually. (thinks: bricks was a good choice)

El-Man

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« Reply #663 on: 03-27-2010 07:18 »
« Last Edit on: 03-27-2010 07:20 »

New from Matt-hell! Life-sized, Futurama portraits! Bender, Fry and Leela, and even the Professor! With Extra-Shiny(tm) facing glass. Collect all three! Looks especially nice hung on a brick wall! Only $199.99!! (Hanging hooks and frames not included)
MatMan

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #664 on: 03-27-2010 09:49 »

Leela - Professor, I found your 'Security' camera in the bathroom. This is a gross violation of our privacy!

Prof - I have no idea what you're talking about! Who are you? I am not just dodging questions!

*Blimp drifts past the window advertising Profs sneaky peep show website*

Bender - Can we at least have a cut of the takings?

Fry - Yeah, after all it's OUR bodies on show.

Prof - You could if anyone paid to see you Fry, you're terrible in there! That reminds me, you're fired from my peep show. STAY OUT OF THAT ROOM!
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #665 on: 03-27-2010 15:07 »

Leela: Still no sign of any wolf, professor.

Farnsworth: Oh, he'll turn up eventually. (thinks: bricks was a good choice)

 laff
willsterdude3000

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« Reply #666 on: 03-27-2010 21:30 »

Professor Farnsworth wondered if HIS mum would ever come and pick him up from summer camp.

Willster- The annoying rascal ya love to hate
Frisco17

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« Reply #667 on: 03-27-2010 22:09 »

Professor: "All in all we're just another brick in the wall"
CookiesOnTheFloor
Bending Unit
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« Reply #668 on: 03-28-2010 06:56 »
« Last Edit on: 03-28-2010 06:59 »



Leela:  Aw, come on, Professor, don't you want to be in our home movie?

Professor: Depends on what kind of "home" you're talking about!

Fry: Uh oh. He's onto us.

Bender: Sure hope the guy with the net gets here soon!
MadFellow

Bending Unit
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« Reply #669 on: 03-28-2010 22:09 »

Leela: Professor, what were you doing trying to put your head in my binoculars?
Professor: I thought it would fit.
Fry: Hey! You stole my bit! Besides, aren't you the smart guy?
Bender: Let us never speak of this again. I can't wait to tell wernstrom!
Professor: Shut up.

Black is the new black. Not pink. Or red and grey. Black.
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #670 on: 03-29-2010 13:28 »

There aren't enough Futurama—Fairy Tale crossover stories so I'm awarding this round to…

*  ShepherdofShark  *

(Use it wisely.)

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #671 on: 03-29-2010 20:40 »

Maybe not wise as such but I enjoyed making it.

MadFellow

Bending Unit
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« Reply #672 on: 03-29-2010 22:22 »

Bender: *Squeals like a little girl* Leela help me! He's stepping on my toes! Use your big boots, long nose and round head to save meeeeeeee! If you don't, i'm gonna keep waving my arms in your face! Oh, and save my banjo! And yourself I guess.

And Fry!

Black is the new black. Not pink. Or red and grey. Black.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #673 on: 03-29-2010 23:33 »

A scene from the comedy short Bender vs. Godzilla.
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #674 on: 03-30-2010 00:31 »

Fry: (in Bender-like armour) Whoops, sorry, Leela! That was 'Cast Fake Nose'! Lemme try again! Ooops! That was 'Summon Dragon'! Hang on, I'll get this door open, don't worry...

Leela: (thinks) *sigh* This is the last time I play an online MMORPG with Fry...
CookiesOnTheFloor
Bending Unit
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« Reply #675 on: 03-30-2010 02:37 »
« Last Edit on: 03-30-2010 04:57 »

This one might be a bit obscure, but anyway...



Fake Bender: (at fake Godzilla)  MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT!

Fake Leela: We're all wearing suits, idiot!

And/Or:

Faker Bender: YAAAAYYYY!!!!

Professor (offstage): Hmmm...well, the big guy's greener, but the little guy's got the voice and the moves.

Fry: Wow. Judging the "Best Kermit The Frog Impression" is tougher than it looks!
hobbitboy

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« Reply #676 on: 03-30-2010 15:00 »

While the fans were initially happy with the idea, drastic budget cuts, the fact that the original characters chose not reprise their roles, and the decision to replace one of the original team members with a giant green dinosaur, soon turned the New New Justice Team show into a ratings disaster.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
soylentOrange

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« Reply #677 on: 03-30-2010 17:47 »
« Last Edit on: 03-30-2010 17:48 »

actor: "Help me!  I cant stop!  For god's sake, please somebody make it stop!"

Fry [offstage]: Okay, so maybe we shouldn't have rented the Bender costume from the wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man guy."
kaktus9

Bending Unit
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« Reply #678 on: 03-31-2010 17:57 »

Fry:oh no! my holophonor got looped is playing this scene and the poor bender-guy can't stop waving his arms!
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #679 on: 04-01-2010 19:24 »

The best uses of the moving arms came from soylentOrange and El-Man and since, if memory serves, I awarded SO the prize the last two times I was picking the winner I must this time choose:

* El-Man  *

Sorry, SO, but you did get the Peelie after all.
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