He said "Caption." I said "Wot d'ya want?" (Framegrab Thread)

[Reply #600 on:]

Hermes:"Great Hamster Clam from Amsterdam! Those stink lines barely stink."

I don't wanna win anyway, I don't even know how to post a screenshot.

[Reply #601 on:]

Hermes: Well, it's good that Nibbler finally passed Bender. But the new litter box is coming outta Leela's salary!

[Reply #602 on:]

Hermes: Bender, mon, I told ye to update your antivirus! It's your own fault you got BendUnit:Dairrhoea.Win32.AG!

Bender: Aw, it's only oil. Stick a cork in it, bean counter!

Hermes: No, mon, I think I'll stick a cork in you!

[Reply #603 on:]

Hermes: Oh my God! What happened to my…

Bender: [Interrupting him] Don't look at me, I was already lying here when I arrived.

[Reply #604 on:]

Bender and Hermes were playing hide and seek. Bender's well hidden in a coffin

Hermes: (voodoo mumbo-jumbo)

The coffin bursts into flame

Hermes: Found you, mon!

Bender: Awww....

[Reply #605 on:]

Hermes: Hey, Bender, mon. Where's your left arm?

And clean that up!

[Reply #606 on:]

Hermes: ay mon! you wasted my salsa!

[Reply #607 on:]

Hermes: See, you should have paid back the Robot Devil when I told you to.

[Reply #608 on:]

I'm gonna pick a winner tomorrow night, so if anyone else wants a shot, go for it.

[Reply #609 on:]

Hermes: "What manner of man are you, that can summon fire without flint or tinder?"

[Reply #610 on:]

Hermes:  Bender!  What the hell are you doing?

Bender:  Taking the Benderbrau plunge! 

[Reply #611 on:]

Some funny entries, but CookiesOnTheFloor cinches it for his scatological creativity.

[Reply #612 on:]

Some funny entries, but CookiesOnTheFloor cinches it for his scatological creativity.

Well, I'm getting a colonoscopy tomorrow, so maybe that had something to do with it. No, seriously, I'm not kidding...

ANYHOO, let's see what Bender's been up to...or rather, what you guys think he's been up to...

[Reply #613 on:]

(is that a screenshot of a new episode? never seen it before)

[Reply #614 on:]

(is that a screenshot of a new episode? never seen it before)

I don't think so...I just grabbed it at random off the internet...

[Reply #615 on:]

Bender loved the ladies, but had to pay the price eventually.

[Reply #616 on:]

For a change, bender used old fashioned discs for protection, instead of crappy computer chips.

[Reply #617 on:]

Bender: Hey, I got this on the company plan! How much will you give me for it?

Pharmacybot: Hmm... okay, here's five Nixonbucks. But don't you need it?

Bender: Nah, I've got a company plan!

[Reply #618 on:]

(is that a screenshot of a new episode? never seen it before)

It's from a calendar.

[Reply #619 on:]

Bender: Hey shopkeep, I'm looking for something that will treat my… er, friend's burning electrical discharge. Is this any good?

[Reply #620 on:]

Pharmacy bot: so...BENDER....guess you got iOBEY virus again....
Bender *controlled by iObey virus v.2*  : NO...I JUST WANT TO DE-VIRUS MY XBOX AND I DO NOT ACT WIERD...*exits by the glass window, breaking it instead of a door*
Pharmacy bot: hmmm.....i'd better update this antivirus form 1990 before i'll another copy to someone....

[Reply #621 on:]

(is that a screenshot of a new episode? never seen it before)

It's from a calendar.

Thanks.  I wondered.

Bender: (to Pharmacistbot) "You sure this won't affect my porn?"

[Reply #622 on:]

My colonoscopy went very well, no problems, but oohhh the prep...no solid food the day before, you're allowed only clear fluids (have you ever tasted plain chicken broth? *hurl*) plus I had to down Dulcolax, Gatorade...gahhh...Gatorade!!! Mixed with Miralax!!!! Makes Slurm look good...


Anyway, thanks for letting me share that :P Well, some good stuff this time around, but I gotta give it to Nasty, with El-Man and Hobbit-boy tied for second. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a Nibbler-sized appetite and there are Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies calling me. Sleep tight everyone!

[Reply #623 on:]

Woo-hoo! In your face, Flanders...!

[Reply #624 on:]

BENDERS: all hail new black-suited bender the god!

[Reply #625 on:]

Tuxedo Bender: "From this day to the ending of the world, we in it shall be remembered. We happy few, we band of Benders. For he today that gives his swag to me shall be a Bender"

[Reply #626 on:]

I really want to carry on the speech, so I'll put it in a spoiler. (No robot-related changes so don't expect laughs).

Show spoiler

"Be he ne'er so vile this day shall gentle his condition. And Gentlemen in England now abed shall think themselves accursed they were not here and hold their manhoods cheap, whilst any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Crispin's Day"

Anyway on to the caption.

Tux Bender: Not good enough, second row Bender. I shall summon up fire without flint or tinder to deal with you.

Bender two rows back holding the picture frame: This one's fake, it's too big to be the Mona Lisa. Hope they don't check my loot.

Bender over that one's shoulder: Hello?! Rosetta Stone! That beats all the junk in the front row.

[Reply #627 on:]

Tux Bender: All right men, we've completed our task of stealing history's greatest treasures, and now... which one of you FARTED?!?

[Reply #628 on:]

I think there were some sappers in that dwarf-burger

[Reply #629 on:]

Bender: You idiot. You should have waited till he finished. The smile was the valuable part!

[Reply #630 on:]

v/o: Bender presents... exercise for robots!

Tuxedo Bender: five, six, seven... WORK THOSE ABS, I MEAN, CHEST CAVITIES!

[Reply #631 on:]

Bender singing to the tune of Little Indians:

"One Awesome, Two Awesome, Three Awesome Benders!  Four Awesome, Five Awesome, Six Awesome Benders!  Seven Awesome, Eight Awesome Nine Awesome Benders!  Ten Awesome Bender Robots!"

[Reply #632 on:]

Bite our superlative, collective asses.

[Reply #633 on:]

Bender: Wow! A 2996 Production Year Bending Unit Reunion. Hey guys...

Bending Unit in second row: Hey Bend... VERWOOKABOOOM!!!

Bender: Holy Shit!!! Wow, I'm month newer than that guy, makes ya think doesn't it... Hey, wait a minute... this isn't a reunion - it's a recall!

[Reply #634 on:]

El-Man wins.

[Reply #635 on:]

Philistine!

[Reply #636 on:]

Once again, the fart joke triumphs over noble sentiment. 

[Reply #637 on:]

Fry:see you on the B side!

[Reply #638 on:]

Leela: When you get to Hell...tell 'em Leela sent ya!

[Reply #639 on:]

Fry: I just farted.

Leela: I know, I can smell it.