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SpaceMaN

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« #600 : 03-12-2010 21:25 »
« : 03-12-2010 21:26 »

Quote from: NastyInThePasty
Hermes:"Great Hamster Clam from Amsterdam! Those stink lines barely stink."

I don't wanna win anyway, I don't even know how to post a screenshot.
CookiesOnTheFloor
Bending Unit
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« #601 : 03-12-2010 23:25 »
« : 03-15-2010 04:08 »



Hermes: Well, it's good that Nibbler finally passed Bender. But the new litter box is coming outta Leela's salary!
El-Man

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« #602 : 03-12-2010 23:42 »

Hermes: Bender, mon, I told ye to update your antivirus! It's your own fault you got BendUnit:Dairrhoea.Win32.AG!

Bender: Aw, it's only oil. Stick a cork in it, bean counter!

Hermes: No, mon, I think I'll stick a cork in you!
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« #603 : 03-13-2010 10:27 »

Hermes: Oh my God! What happened to my…

Bender: [Interrupting him] Don't look at me, I was already lying here when I arrived.
bend_her

Professor
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« #604 : 03-13-2010 14:51 »

Bender and Hermes were playing hide and seek. Bender's well hidden in a coffin

Hermes: (voodoo mumbo-jumbo)

The coffin bursts into flame

Hermes: Found you, mon!

Bender: Awww....
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #605 : 03-14-2010 01:32 »
« : 03-14-2010 01:46 »

Hermes: Hey, Bender, mon. Where's your left arm?

And clean that up!
kaktus9

Bending Unit
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« #606 : 03-14-2010 10:56 »

Hermes: ay mon! you wasted my salsa!
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« #607 : 03-14-2010 11:40 »

Hermes: See, you should have paid back the Robot Devil when I told you to.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #608 : 03-15-2010 02:58 »

I'm gonna pick a winner tomorrow night, so if anyone else wants a shot, go for it.
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #609 : 03-15-2010 03:28 »

Hermes: "What manner of man are you, that can summon fire without flint or tinder?"
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« #610 : 03-15-2010 12:35 »

Hermes:  Bender!  What the hell are you doing?

Bender:  Taking the Benderbrau plunge! 
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #611 : 03-16-2010 02:49 »

Some funny entries, but CookiesOnTheFloor cinches it for his scatological creativity. ;)
CookiesOnTheFloor
Bending Unit
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« #612 : 03-16-2010 14:58 »

Some funny entries, but CookiesOnTheFloor cinches it for his scatological creativity. ;)

Well, I'm getting a colonoscopy tomorrow, so maybe that had something to do with it. No, seriously, I'm not kidding...

ANYHOO, let's see what Bender's been up to...or rather, what you guys think he's been up to...


SpaceMaN

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« #613 : 03-16-2010 18:46 »

(is that a screenshot of a new episode? never seen it before)
CookiesOnTheFloor
Bending Unit
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« #614 : 03-16-2010 18:56 »

(is that a screenshot of a new episode? never seen it before)

I don't think so...I just grabbed it at random off the internet...
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #615 : 03-16-2010 21:02 »

Bender loved the ladies, but had to pay the price eventually.
willsterdude3000

Starship Captain
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« #616 : 03-16-2010 21:07 »

For a change, bender used old fashioned discs for protection, instead of crappy computer chips.
El-Man

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« #617 : 03-16-2010 21:16 »

Bender: Hey, I got this on the company plan! How much will you give me for it?

Pharmacybot: Hmm... okay, here's five Nixonbucks. But don't you need it?

Bender: Nah, I've got a company plan!
Freako

Urban Legend
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« #618 : 03-16-2010 22:11 »

(is that a screenshot of a new episode? never seen it before)

It's from a calendar.
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« #619 : 03-17-2010 11:10 »
« : 03-18-2010 10:30 »

Bender: Hey shopkeep, I'm looking for something that will treat my… er, friend's burning electrical discharge. Is this any good?
kaktus9

Bending Unit
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« #620 : 03-17-2010 13:53 »

Pharmacy bot: so...BENDER....guess you got iOBEY virus again....
Bender *controlled by iObey virus v.2*  : NO...I JUST WANT TO DE-VIRUS MY XBOX AND I DO NOT ACT WIERD...*exits by the glass window, breaking it instead of a door*
Pharmacy bot: hmmm.....i'd better update this antivirus form 1990 before i'll another copy to someone....
SpaceMaN

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« #621 : 03-17-2010 23:50 »

(is that a screenshot of a new episode? never seen it before)
It's from a calendar.
Thanks.  I wondered.

Bender: (to Pharmacistbot) "You sure this won't affect my porn?"
CookiesOnTheFloor
Bending Unit
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« #622 : 03-18-2010 04:46 »

My colonoscopy went very well, no problems, but oohhh the prep...no solid food the day before, you're allowed only clear fluids (have you ever tasted plain chicken broth? *hurl*) plus I had to down Dulcolax, Gatorade...gahhh...Gatorade!!! Mixed with Miralax!!!! Makes Slurm look good...


Anyway, thanks for letting me share that :P Well, some good stuff this time around, but I gotta give it to Nasty, with El-Man and Hobbit-boy tied for second. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a Nibbler-sized appetite and there are Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies calling me. Sleep tight everyone!
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #623 : 03-18-2010 12:14 »

Woo-hoo! In your face, Flanders...!

kaktus9

Bending Unit
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« #624 : 03-18-2010 16:31 »

BENDERS: all hail new black-suited bender the god!
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #625 : 03-18-2010 19:25 »

Tuxedo Bender: "From this day to the ending of the world, we in it shall be remembered. We happy few, we band of Benders. For he today that gives his swag to me shall be a Bender"
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #626 : 03-18-2010 19:51 »
« : 03-18-2010 19:53 »

I really want to carry on the speech, so I'll put it in a spoiler. (No robot-related changes so don't expect laughs).


Anyway on to the caption.

Tux Bender: Not good enough, second row Bender. I shall summon up fire without flint or tinder to deal with you.

Bender two rows back holding the picture frame: This one's fake, it's too big to be the Mona Lisa. Hope they don't check my loot.

Bender over that one's shoulder: Hello?! Rosetta Stone! That beats all the junk in the front row.
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« #627 : 03-18-2010 21:53 »

Tux Bender: All right men, we've completed our task of stealing history's greatest treasures, and now... which one of you FARTED?!?
MatMan

Delivery Boy
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« #628 : 03-19-2010 10:43 »

I think there were some sappers in that dwarf-burger
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« #629 : 03-19-2010 11:39 »
« : 03-20-2010 11:41 »

Bender: You idiot. You should have waited till he finished. The smile was the valuable part!
bend_her

Professor
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« #630 : 03-19-2010 12:55 »

v/o: Bender presents... exercise for robots!

Tuxedo Bender: five, six, seven... WORK THOSE ABS, I MEAN, CHEST CAVITIES!
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« #631 : 03-19-2010 13:31 »

Bender singing to the tune of Little Indians:

"One Awesome, Two Awesome, Three Awesome Benders!  Four Awesome, Five Awesome, Six Awesome Benders!  Seven Awesome, Eight Awesome Nine Awesome Benders!  Ten Awesome Bender Robots!"

SpaceMaN

Urban Legend
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« #632 : 03-19-2010 19:13 »

Bite our superlative, collective asses.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« #633 : 03-20-2010 00:16 »

Bender: Wow! A 2996 Production Year Bending Unit Reunion. Hey guys...

Bending Unit in second row: Hey Bend... VERWOOKABOOOM!!!

Bender: Holy Shit!!! Wow, I'm month newer than that guy, makes ya think doesn't it... Hey, wait a minute... this isn't a reunion - it's a recall!
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #634 : 03-21-2010 03:03 »

El-Man wins.
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #635 : 03-21-2010 03:09 »

Philistine!
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« #636 : 03-21-2010 03:49 »

Once again, the fart joke triumphs over noble sentiment.  :p

kaktus9

Bending Unit
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« #637 : 03-21-2010 10:20 »

Fry:see you on the B side!
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #638 : 03-21-2010 12:09 »

Leela: When you get to Hell...tell 'em Leela sent ya!
SpaceMaN

Urban Legend
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« #639 : 03-21-2010 13:59 »

Fry: I just farted.

Leela: I know, I can smell it.
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