He said "Caption." I said "Wot d'ya want?" (Framegrab Thread)

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If Bolt Rolands had known that he wasn't to have another speaking role on Futurama for over ten years he would have hammed this one up like you wouldn't believe!

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Leela: Yes, I've impressed him! I always knew that learning to balance a ball on my ponytail would pay off one day.

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Leela: [to herself:] i never liked group parties! [loud:] i love this group party!

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Bolt: Ah, Leela. Your hair reminds me of that royal gem, the amethyst, your skin of the finest velvet, and your one eye reminds me of my favorite restaurant...Hooter!

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[Bolt comes over and sits at the table]
Bolt: Hey honey. My penis is three inches long.
Leela: [blank stare]
Bolt: When it's hard.
Leela: [blank stare]

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Bolt: (looks at leela's boobs) Without those mangoes, there'd be nothing to like about you.
Leela: (Slaps him) You pervert!
Bolt: Actually, I'm Gay.(Walks off)
Bender: I knew it. Just look at those boots.

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Bolt (thinking to himself) : ...naked ladies, naked ladies, naked ladies... come on, focus! Naked ladies, naked ladies...
Leela, Amy and Bender (thinking to themselves) : Why is he staring blankly like that?
Gaydar: Beep beep!

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Bolt: "Hey baby did you just fall out of heaven? Cause I've got an erection!"

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Bender: Hey, wanna go build some space parasols?

Bolt: Only if we can use Lego!



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km73
For being the only person on this forum with the nerve to make fun of me.

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But she still wins.

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Dang. Late entry because I don't want to waste it...

When Bender agreed to judge the competition, he'd been focussing on the words "three-way" rather than the words "staring contest".

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   For being the only person on this forum with the nerve to make fun of me.

But we don't need to make fun of you because you do that all by… Oh, nevermind.

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Leela: OK, one date.

Bolt: Glllck...

...

Amy: He stopped moving and stuff.

Bender: Oooh, looks like you nailed another one Leela.

Leela: I am not a love jinx Bender.

Bender: Maybe I shouldn't have ordered him a glycol highball. Oh well, works for me (glug).

Amy: This is why you should always have a prenup.

Leela: We hadn't even gone out yet!

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But she still wins.

Score.
Oh, the irony; so typical that I would get my first-ever win, when I wasn't even seriously trying.
 

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Bender's worry wasn't that the line would take forever, but more that Fry would suddenly figure out what "neutered" meant before the vet could see him.

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Robot: I sure hope this is worth the trip; I had to leave the womp rats unsupervised and you know what those kids are like with their T16s.

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Nibbler (whimpers)

Leela There, there, Nibbler. Let this be a lesson to you. The next time Bender says, "Bite my shiny metal ass", remember that it's just an expression.

Bender: Hee hee hee!

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Bender: [thinking] If I were dirty, I could have skipped to the head of the line...

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Vet: Okay, next up is Polly and 'twiggy'.
Polly: [turns back from peering out through the blinds] Squawk!
Vet: I'm sorry ma'am. Unless you can convince him to attack Isengard (or something similar) I'm afraid he's going to keep spending more and more time in this tree-like state. It happens to all ents eventually, yours just happens to have had an unusually early onset.

      But she still wins.

   Oh, the irony; so typical that I would get my first-ever win, when I wasn't even seriously trying.

Get used to it (but don't count on it).

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Fry: Bender, be a  nice pet and don't bite vet when it will be our turn...

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Any moar entries please?

I'll leave it a while longer.

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Bender noticed that every time that door opened, somebody was newly-covered in crap. "Pft, organics," he sneered. His Robopuppy(TM) would never do that...

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Rustbot: Space Wizards of the Coast want how much?

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Welllll...    For the fact alone that I got something about Brown Recluse Spiders when searching 'Space Wizards of the Coast'...
All right.  Books gets a Special Mention for the novel statement of using a framegrab as a caption..  Also for his avatar.  However, I'm going to have to go with M0le's abstract reductionist conceptualized minimalism.  Second place tnuk, thus his go if M0le does not fulfill his duties.



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This is supposed to be duty-free.

Challenge yourselves:


No rules are sacred here!

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SpaceCoyote: Hey! That's mine!

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Rewrite, just for the hell of it:



Leela: Zapp! Stop trying to undress me with your eyes!

Fry: Nibbler! Stop trying to undress me with your teeth!

:P

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Audience: What the hell is this animALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

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Hayao Miyazaki's Spirited Away...To The Future!

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Tinny Tim:

I'm a creep,
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here

I don't belong here...

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Professor: Good news, everyone! I've created a universe where we appear in a style with a fan base made up with more white suburban kids other than from it's country of origin.

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 In a surprising display of taste and judgement, Dwight and Cubert were nowhere to be found when it came time for the group photo.


Fry and Amy's faces remind me of the style of Phil Foglio.

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Suddenly, the PE crew found itself transported to the Unanimatable Cartoon Style Universe where they remained frozen into eternity.

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Y?

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Fry: Some evil COMIC-BOT has turned us all into poorly drawn substitutes of ourselves!
Bender: just let me at him!

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Best: hobbitboy!
Worst: El-Man!

Special mention to Futurama_Freak1 for his unique grammar. When they decipher it anime nerds will be humbled.

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   Worst: El-Man!

Ah, now I get it. Good one, El-Man.

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*smirk*

Fry: Leela, be careful! I'm sure I've seen these guys doing the TOTPD!