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hobbitboy

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« Reply #360 on: 01-24-2010 13:00 »
« Last Edit on: 01-24-2010 13:02 »


   


If Bolt Rolands had known that he wasn't to have another speaking role on Futurama for over ten years he would have hammed this one up like you wouldn't believe!

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 TotP edit for context.
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Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Wonderpants

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« Reply #361 on: 01-24-2010 14:30 »

Leela: Yes, I've impressed him! I always knew that learning to balance a ball on my ponytail would pay off one day.
kaktus9

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« Reply #362 on: 01-24-2010 15:27 »

Leela: [to herself:] i never liked group parties! [loud:] i love this group party!
CookiesOnTheFloor
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« Reply #363 on: 01-24-2010 18:22 »

 

Bolt: Ah, Leela. Your hair reminds me of that royal gem, the amethyst, your skin of the finest velvet, and your one eye reminds me of my favorite restaurant...Hooter!
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #364 on: 01-24-2010 19:17 »

[Bolt comes over and sits at the table]
Bolt: Hey honey. My penis is three inches long.
Leela: [blank stare]
Bolt: When it's hard.
Leela: [blank stare]
willsterdude3000

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« Reply #365 on: 01-24-2010 21:23 »

Bolt: (looks at leela's boobs) Without those mangoes, there'd be nothing to like about you.
Leela: (Slaps him) You pervert!
Bolt: Actually, I'm Gay.(Walks off)
Bender: I knew it. Just look at those boots.
bend_her

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« Reply #366 on: 01-24-2010 22:46 »

Bolt (thinking to himself) : ...naked ladies, naked ladies, naked ladies... come on, focus! Naked ladies, naked ladies...
Leela, Amy and Bender (thinking to themselves) : Why is he staring blankly like that?
Gaydar: Beep beep!
Frisco17

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« Reply #367 on: 01-24-2010 22:59 »

Bolt: "Hey baby did you just fall out of heaven? Cause I've got an erection!"
km73

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« Reply #368 on: 01-25-2010 01:56 »

Bender: Hey, wanna go build some space parasols?

Bolt: Only if we can use Lego!



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coldangel

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« Reply #369 on: 01-25-2010 09:27 »

km73
For being the only person on this forum with the nerve to make fun of me.

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But she still wins.
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #370 on: 01-25-2010 12:26 »

Dang. Late entry because I don't want to waste it...

When Bender agreed to judge the competition, he'd been focussing on the words "three-way" rather than the words "staring contest".
hobbitboy

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« Reply #371 on: 01-25-2010 12:36 »


   For being the only person on this forum with the nerve to make fun of me.


But we don't need to make fun of you because you do that all by… Oh, nevermind.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
futz
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« Reply #372 on: 01-25-2010 16:49 »

Leela: OK, one date.

Bolt: Glllck...

...

Amy: He stopped moving and stuff.

Bender: Oooh, looks like you nailed another one Leela.

Leela: I am not a love jinx Bender.

Bender: Maybe I shouldn't have ordered him a glycol highball. Oh well, works for me (glug).

Amy: This is why you should always have a prenup.

Leela: We hadn't even gone out yet!




km73

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« Reply #373 on: 01-25-2010 20:57 »

But she still wins.




Score.
Oh, the irony; so typical that I would get my first-ever win, when I wasn't even seriously trying.
 


totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #374 on: 01-25-2010 21:04 »

Bender's worry wasn't that the line would take forever, but more that Fry would suddenly figure out what "neutered" meant before the vet could see him.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #375 on: 01-25-2010 21:29 »

Robot: I sure hope this is worth the trip; I had to leave the womp rats unsupervised and you know what those kids are like with their T16s.
CookiesOnTheFloor
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« Reply #376 on: 01-26-2010 04:12 »

Nibbler (whimpers)

Leela There, there, Nibbler. Let this be a lesson to you. The next time Bender says, "Bite my shiny metal ass", remember that it's just an expression.

Bender: Hee hee hee!
Books

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« Reply #377 on: 01-26-2010 04:39 »

NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #378 on: 01-26-2010 05:29 »

Bender: [thinking] If I were dirty, I could have skipped to the head of the line...
hobbitboy

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« Reply #379 on: 01-26-2010 13:17 »

Vet: Okay, next up is Polly and 'twiggy'.
Polly: [turns back from peering out through the blinds] Squawk!
Vet: I'm sorry ma'am. Unless you can convince him to attack Isengard (or something similar) I'm afraid he's going to keep spending more and more time in this tree-like state. It happens to all ents eventually, yours just happens to have had an unusually early onset.





      But she still wins.


   Oh, the irony; so typical that I would get my first-ever win, when I wasn't even seriously trying.


Get used to it (but don't count on it).

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
kaktus9

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« Reply #380 on: 01-26-2010 16:21 »

Fry: Bender, be a  nice pet and don't bite vet when it will be our turn...
km73

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« Reply #381 on: 01-27-2010 19:58 »

Any moar entries please?

I'll leave it a while longer.
El-Man

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« Reply #382 on: 01-27-2010 21:53 »

Bender noticed that every time that door opened, somebody was newly-covered in crap. "Pft, organics," he sneered. His Robopuppy(TM) would never do that...
M0le

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« Reply #383 on: 01-28-2010 06:04 »

Rustbot: Space Wizards of the Coast want how much?
km73

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« Reply #384 on: 01-28-2010 07:59 »

Welllll...    For the fact alone that I got something about Brown Recluse Spiders when searching 'Space Wizards of the Coast'...
All right.  Books gets a Special Mention for the novel statement of using a framegrab as a caption..  Also for his avatar.  However, I'm going to have to go with M0le's abstract reductionist conceptualized minimalism.  Second place tnuk, thus his go if M0le does not fulfill his duties.



( mad )
M0le

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« Reply #385 on: 01-28-2010 15:26 »

This is supposed to be duty-free. mad

Challenge yourselves:


No rules are sacred here! eek
El-Man

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« Reply #386 on: 01-28-2010 15:38 »

SpaceCoyote: Hey! That's mine!
CookiesOnTheFloor
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« Reply #387 on: 01-28-2010 20:16 »
« Last Edit on: 01-31-2010 20:22 »

Rewrite, just for the hell of it:



Leela: Zapp! Stop trying to undress me with your eyes!

Fry: Nibbler! Stop trying to undress me with your teeth!

:P


i_c_weiner

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« Reply #388 on: 01-29-2010 02:41 »

Audience: What the hell is this animALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #389 on: 01-29-2010 04:49 »
« Last Edit on: 01-29-2010 04:50 »

Hayao Miyazaki's Spirited Away...To The Future!
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #390 on: 01-29-2010 05:00 »

Tinny Tim:

I'm a creep,
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here

I don't belong here...
Freako

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« Reply #391 on: 01-29-2010 09:18 »

Professor: Good news, everyone! I've created a universe where we appear in a style with a fan base made up with more white suburban kids other than from it's country of origin.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #392 on: 01-29-2010 12:06 »
« Last Edit on: 02-01-2010 11:26 »

 In a surprising display of taste and judgement, Dwight and Cubert were nowhere to be found when it came time for the group photo.



Fry and Amy's faces remind me of the style of Phil Foglio.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
futz
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« Reply #393 on: 01-29-2010 17:24 »

Suddenly, the PE crew found itself transported to the Unanimatable Cartoon Style Universe where they remained frozen into eternity.
Igner_Farnsworth

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« Reply #394 on: 01-29-2010 20:16 »

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hobbitboy

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« Reply #395 on: 01-30-2010 13:02 »


   X


Y?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
kaktus9

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« Reply #396 on: 01-30-2010 17:22 »

Fry: Some evil COMIC-BOT has turned us all into poorly drawn substitutes of ourselves!
Bender: just let me at him!
M0le

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« Reply #397 on: 01-31-2010 14:01 »

Best: hobbitboy!
Worst: El-Man!

Special mention to Futurama_Freak1 for his unique grammar. When they decipher it anime nerds will be humbled. smile
hobbitboy

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« Reply #398 on: 02-01-2010 11:49 »






   Worst: El-Man!


Ah, now I get it. Good one, El-Man.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
El-Man

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« Reply #399 on: 02-01-2010 11:57 »

*smirk*

Fry: Leela, be careful! I'm sure I've seen these guys doing the TOTPD!
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