He said "Caption." I said "Wot d'ya want?" (Framegrab Thread)

[Reply #280 on:]

Amy: Modern-day 3D movies look great and all, but the glasses just keep getting bulkier and bulkier.

Leela: Mine's not working...!

[Reply #281 on:]

Many would think that as time rolled on, birdwatching binoculars would get smaller. They were wrong.

[Reply #282 on:]

Fry: Oh look, he's crashed his speeder into that asteroid...
Leela: Pffft, tourists!

[Reply #283 on:]

Fry: i hope those face doom-protectors are working....
Bender: <off screen> haha weak meatbags!

[Reply #284 on:]

Quoted before we get too far down the page.

Bender(os thinking): I cant believe I'm going to manage three black eye binocular jokes in one go.

Fry, Amy and Leela turn away showing their eyes to be unmarked.

Bender: (thinks) Damn! The ink must have dried.

Bender: Hey come here you guys!

Whack! Whack!

Whack! Whack!

Whack!

[Reply #285 on:]

Cubert: (off screen) How could these binoculars get a clear shot across the entire Solar System, let alone be able to see something from that distance?

[Reply #286 on:]

Fry: "Where'd it land?"

Leela: "Right in the lumber yard."

[Reply #287 on:]

Leela: "Fry, I can't believe you spent eighty bucks a piece on these blernsball tickets.  I can barely make out north america, let alone the stadium"

Amy: "Spleesh Leela, stop complaining.  I'm the one that woke up this morning to discover that the professor had grafted a laser cannon to my ass while I slept."

[Reply #288 on:]

According to binocular robot lore, these humans were actually having sex with them.

[Reply #289 on:]

Eye tests in the 30th century.

[Reply #290 on:]

Leela:  I can see Alcazar's planet from here!

Amy:  Big deal!  I can see my mansion from here!

Fry:  I can see the midwest from here! 

Leela and Amy:  Ever been there?

Fry:  No. 

[Reply #291 on:]

Fry: You know, this reminds me of when I was a kid, and I had to wear these thick glasses to correct my astigmatism. All the kids in my class called me "four-eyes".

Leela: Lucky!

[Reply #292 on:]

And the latest team sport to be included in the Olympics? Synchronized Mind-Controlled Golf.

[Reply #293 on:]

Frisco17 wins.

[Reply #294 on:]

IT'S IN THE HOLE!

[Reply #295 on:]

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Fry: Uh, Leela, you've got a piece of Poppler stuck in your teeth. Don't worry, I'll get it out for you. Fortunately, my tongue doubles as dental floss!

[Reply #296 on:]

Leela: I don't this is going to work.
Fry: Leela, trust me. I once coached a team to the 1988 Olympics on this diet. You'll be bobsledding in no time.

[Reply #297 on:]

Fry: What you don't know is that I put boats eggs in that sandwich. This time from real boats.

[Reply #298 on:]

Leela: For the hundredth time, Fry...I am not going to pull your finger!

Fry: [thinking] She'll crack eventually. 

[Reply #299 on:]

Fry:  Your nipple is peeking out. I think you dripped some jelly on it, you want me to lick it clean for you?

[Reply #300 on:]

Fry had seen enough of this Leela Eats a Sandwich program but with the mysterious disappearance of the remote he resorted to trying to change channel manually.

[Reply #301 on:]

Leela: you really think that's going to lure black aliens to us so you could take a picture for your collection?
Fry: YES YES!
Leela: i don't think so...

[Reply #302 on:]

Fry:You're chewing it wrong.
Leela:...

[Reply #303 on:]

Not to do a shameless plug of the PEELies, but...

If you all didn't know, the PEELies are going on right now. Head down to PEELies forum to get into the action. Nominating is going on from now until the 22nd, so nominate! As you notice, there's a category for "Best Framegrab Captioner". Yes, it's for players of this game. So nom nom nom away!

[Reply #304 on:]

Leela knew that there was no giant medium size ant behind her so she knew not to take her eye off of Fry or her sandwich.

[Reply #305 on:]

Fry: "Hi there.  So, what's a sweet little thing like you doing in a place like this?"

Leela: "Ugh, enough with the pickup lines already.  We're already dati-"

Fry: "Shh, Leela!  I asked the sandwhich a question!"

[Reply #306 on:]

Fry: Ever thought of competitive eating, Leela? You can really pack it away...

Leela: Want me to pack this sandwich up your nose, Fry?

Fry: I'll take that as a 'no'...

[Reply #307 on:]

As Fry informed leela on the high quantity of sperm in her sandwich, leela finally realized that messed up sandwiches from the petrol station weren't as fresh as the packaging had said.

[Reply #308 on:]

IC wins for the most random caption.

SO and hobbitboy were close seconds.

[Reply #309 on:]

Awesome! There'll be something new sometime in the next 24 hours.

[Reply #310 on:]

   SO and hobbitboy were close seconds.

Close, but no cigar.   

   There'll be something new sometime in the next 24 hours.

Aw, man. That's going to seem like forever.

 …

Has it been 24 hours yet?

[Reply #311 on:]

Let's try this:

[Reply #312 on:]

Zoidy: it's not me! that lunch attacked me me!

[Reply #313 on:]

I'll use the same caption I used the last time we had this one back in October, I liked it even if nobody else did.

I opened the lunchbag and it jumped in my mouth. Honest.

[Reply #314 on:]

zoidberg: "What?  I was going to give it back after I was done with it."

[Reply #315 on:]

Zoidberg: I just thought I'd poison check this Mc Sandwich. I've heard it causes death by Sonic Diarrhea.
Hermes: Oh, you don't want that one. Oh, and while you're at it, poison check my burger king manwich, Because Burger king meals are known to be deadly.
Bender: I could hit it with a shovel, Like I said the other day, I once pounded a guy to the ground like a stake with a shovel.
Leela: That was 7 years ago.

[Reply #316 on:]

I'll use the same caption I used the last time...

Aside from that being about as funny as a dose of the clap, the idea is to get creative... and added to that, if nobody else liked it then, chances are nobody else likes it now. Why submit a losing entry on purpose?

Asshat.

I remember when this thread used to be funny.

Zoidberg's helpful pre-chewed dinners were not as popular as he had hoped they would be with the PX staff.

[Reply #317 on:]

Zoidberg: What, using the same image again?

[Reply #318 on:]

I'll use the same caption I used the last time...

Zoidberg's helpful pre-chewed dinners were not as popular as he had hoped they would be with the PX staff.

If you keep posting here it'll never be funny again.

[Reply #319 on:]

Zoidberg: Urrgh! This sandwich isn't four weeks old, it's fresh! I'm going to vomit, I am!