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seattlejohn01

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« Reply #400 on: 09-06-2009 02:15 »

A:  Trying to impress Master Fnogg with her Kung Fu skills in PE.

Q:  Why would an orphanarium hire such an arrogant jerk as Fnogg?
Go-a-Green-a

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« Reply #401 on: 09-06-2009 02:18 »
« Last Edit on: 09-06-2009 02:21 »

A: They were low on funds and he was cheap but he threatened them first.

Q: What did he threaten to do?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #402 on: 09-07-2009 08:26 »

A:  To show them what "the will of the warrior" would do to them.

Q:  What other low rent teachers did the Orphanarium hire?
horriblegb

Bending Unit
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« Reply #403 on: 09-07-2009 20:41 »

A: Tom Cruise's head as the drama teacher

Q: Why?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #404 on: 09-07-2009 22:14 »

A:  They thought it would be funny to see a head try to couch jump.

Q:  Why is Fnogg such an arrogant jerk?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #405 on: 09-11-2009 23:21 »

A:  He's set in his old world ways. 


Q:  Is Fry able to buckle his own trousers? 
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #406 on: 09-11-2009 23:26 »

A:  No, Fry's no good with buckles; he's gone to lace up pants.

Q:  After Leela stopped taking Kung Fu lessons from Fnogg, who did she take lessons from?
Wonderpants

Bending Unit
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« Reply #407 on: 09-11-2009 23:32 »

A. Bruce Lee's head.

Q. What did Bruce Lee's head do after Fry got him mixed up with Jackie Chan?
Harold Ziod

Crustacean
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« Reply #408 on: 09-12-2009 20:05 »

A.kicked his ass..using only his right ear

Q. What did chuck norris have to say about this?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #409 on: 09-12-2009 23:14 »

A:  Nothing.  Chuck Norris only has to move one eyebrow to let you know what he's thinking.

Q:  What happened to "Walker, Texas Ranger" in the future?
Wonderpants

Bending Unit
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« Reply #410 on: 09-12-2009 23:51 »

A. It was recast with Edward James Olmos. Chuck Norris objected, but after being on the receiving end of the Adama Death Glare, he was too afraid to say anything else.

Q. What would EJO do if he visited Cylon Makeout Point?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #411 on: 09-14-2009 08:43 »

A: Make out with a cyborg.

Q: Why doesn't Fry work on finishing high school in the 31st century before proceeding to drop out of college? Because as a 20th century college drop out he was merely a high school dropout in the 31st century....
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #412 on: 09-15-2009 23:23 »

A:  Because he's a dropout.

Q:  Whatever happened to Gunther, his Mars College roommate?
leela09

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« Reply #413 on: 09-15-2009 23:40 »
« Last Edit on: 09-15-2009 23:43 »

A: Sadly became a Fox programming executive, put into a can of Torgo's and was shot by Nudar.


Q: What does  Gummy Fungus taste like?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #414 on: 09-15-2009 23:53 »

A:  Kinda like gummy bears, but with more fungus.

Q:  What kind of snack treats (besides human rhinds) do they enjoy in the 31st century?
tyraniak

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« Reply #415 on: 09-24-2009 07:50 »

A: Ewok Jerky, fried taunton, and Tribble on a stick

Q: which of these three taste the best?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #416 on: 09-24-2009 08:51 »

A:  Ewok Jerky; now with more crunch!

Q:  What's everyone's favorite fast food in the 31st?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #417 on: 09-24-2009 22:29 »

A: Fishy Joe's.

Q: What is the most popular dish currently at Fishy Joe's?
horriblegb

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« Reply #418 on: 09-24-2009 23:04 »

A: Popplers made a secret comeback as Zitsels

Q:Will the omicronians find out?
Nixons Head

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« Reply #419 on: 09-24-2009 23:08 »

A: They will now (thanks alot  mad)

Q: What will they do to the Earthicans?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #420 on: 09-24-2009 23:11 »
« Last Edit on: 09-24-2009 23:14 »

A:  Eat the rest of the Waterfall family (except old man Waterfall, 'cause he's roadkill thanks to the Decapodians).

Q:  What other space races eat Earthicans?
Go-a-Green-a

Bending Unit
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« Reply #421 on: 09-25-2009 05:42 »

A: All of them.

Q: What was Bender's first crime?
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #422 on: 09-25-2009 15:23 »

A: Forging his own birth certificate.

Q: What is the Omicronians' favorite food?

Nixons Head

Bending Unit
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« Reply #423 on: 09-25-2009 17:53 »

A: Smelly Hippie

Q: What's the secret ingredient?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #424 on: 09-25-2009 19:56 »

A: Unwashed sweat

Q: What are some of the popular advertising mascots of the future?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #425 on: 09-25-2009 22:40 »

A:  Let's see... Fishy Joe's giant perch, Bachelor Chow's pathetic poodle and Charleston Chew's big wad o' tobacco.

Q:  What's the most favorite TV commercial in the 31st?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #426 on: 10-02-2009 19:21 »

A:  Geico!  But only it's a little blob instead of a gecko!


Q:  What would Bender do if Santa Claus came after him with a steamroller?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #427 on: 10-02-2009 20:10 »

A: He'd unload some bricks, scream a little bit then prey that some one distract robot santa long enough to escape.

Q: What would Fry do if Leela wanted him to go back to college?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #428 on: 10-03-2009 08:39 »

A:  If it meant she'd go out with him, he'd go back to college... then he'd drop out.

Q:  What classes would Fry take if he went back to college?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #429 on: 10-03-2009 17:10 »

A: Whatever the professor was teaching, and some other easy courses.

Q: Why would Leela allow him to drop out again?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #430 on: 10-03-2009 18:38 »

A: Because College in the 20th Century was basically high school in the 30th; he was a high school dropout by 30th Century standards.  By dropping out of College in the 30th, he's progressing!

Q: What's the Mars University mascot?
Wonderpants

Bending Unit
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« Reply #431 on: 10-03-2009 20:55 »

A. One of Amy's thongs.

Q. What colour is it?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #432 on: 10-04-2009 19:25 »

A:  Red.  And that's all I'm going to say.

Q:  Does Mars University have a football team?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #433 on: 10-04-2009 20:50 »

A:  Yes, the Mars Mountains!


Q:  If Fry talks nasally, doesn't he need nose spray?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #434 on: 10-04-2009 22:53 »

A:  No; he needs "human horn homeopathics"

Q:  What's the most common disease in the 30th century?
Wonderpants

Bending Unit
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« Reply #435 on: 10-04-2009 23:05 »

A. Sexlexia.

Q. Name three of the symptoms.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #436 on: 10-05-2009 00:33 »

A:  Arrogance, an over inflated opinion of yourself & the uncontrolled impulse to tell everyone about "how you scored"

Q:  Who's the celebrity spokesman for the "Universal Sexlexia Treatment Institute"?

As if I didn't already know...
Jezzem

Urban Legend
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« Reply #437 on: 10-05-2009 01:16 »

A: *sigh* Zapp Brannigan.

Q: What is the slogan for the Universal Sexlexia Treatment Institute?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #438 on: 10-10-2009 19:02 »

A:  "We can cure your sexlexia in a jiffy!"


Q:  At what age did Fry start talking?

seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #439 on: 10-11-2009 19:24 »

A:  He started talking at age 1; he has yet to start making sense.

Q:  At what age did Zapp Brannigan become such an egomaniac?
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