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PEE Poll: Ideas for the title of the next thread. Suggestions will be added, cause I don't like any of the ideas me and BF1221 came up with.
Why? My stupids.
If you guys are done being stupid. I have more...
Did you just say questions are cool? No, we said they're stupid. Cool!

Jezzem

Urban Legend
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« Reply #480 on: 02-11-2009 06:34 »
« Last Edit on: 02-11-2009 06:40 »

A: Because owning 50% of Mars is too much work.

Q: Why is it so much work?

EDIT: TOTP!!!

Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #481 on: 02-11-2009 15:23 »

A: Because its a freaking planet

Q: Who owns the other half? confused
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #482 on: 02-12-2009 03:18 »

A: I've already said the Mars Ecological society owned the other half but wants to sell.

Q: Why haven't the Wongs taken over mars already?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #483 on: 02-12-2009 12:39 »

A: They have, they didn't want people to know yet. (And who's to know what happens on Mars on the 24th of this month, hint hint)

Q: Why would they not want people to know the Wong's have taken over Mars yet?

suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #484 on: 02-12-2009 16:37 »

A: Because they might fear the people of mars would attack them.

Q: Why would the citizens of Mars care who owns and destroys the Martian ecosystem?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #485 on: 02-12-2009 19:11 »

A:  Because Martians care about their planet and enviorment, too!


Q:  Are Leela and Bender parental figures for Fry?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #486 on: 02-16-2009 19:10 »

A: Nope Fry goes to others for parenting.

Q: Who does Fry go to for parental figures?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #487 on: 02-16-2009 19:14 »

A: Zoidberg and Hermes.

Q: Is Bender mad about this?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #488 on: 02-16-2009 21:00 »

A: Yes, because he still views Fry as his Pet Meat Bag.

Q: Why hasn't bender killed any humans yet?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #489 on: 02-16-2009 22:27 »

A: He has, he just doesn't want people knowing it.

Q: Again, why so?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #490 on: 02-18-2009 00:14 »

A: If he had done it already we'd know, or else he wouldn't be complaining in ITWGY....

W:Who is more evil, Mom or Nixon's head?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #491 on: 02-18-2009 06:09 »

A: Mom by far.

Q: Who's more of a pervert, Zapp or Bill Clinton's head.
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #492 on: 02-18-2009 10:20 »

A: Zapp, of course.

Q: Which main character hates the either/or questions?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #493 on: 02-18-2009 16:46 »

A: Amy because she usually wants to choose both answers.

Q: Why does Amy want everything?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #494 on: 02-18-2009 19:25 »

A:  Because she's rich and she's used to it.


Q:  What if Leela became prinicipal of the Orphanirium?

suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #495 on: 02-18-2009 23:38 »

A: She would start beating the crap out of the kids who picked on the other kids.

Q: How long would she last before being fired for child abuse?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #496 on: 02-18-2009 23:55 »

A: Fired? It's a good part of pretend parenting.

XQ: What's the brainspawn's next adventure?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #497 on: 02-19-2009 00:12 »

A: Singing american pie for the next trillion years....

Q: Why does the last movie not involve the brain spawn vs nibblonians?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #498 on: 02-19-2009 00:56 »

A: Because as good as that would've been, and what should've been replacing Bender's Game IMO, the new film is awesome enough, and people that disagree with that has a big, ugly face that's as dumb as a butt.

GQ: Who has a big, ugly face that's as dumb as a butt?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #499 on: 02-19-2009 00:58 »

A: Freida Waterfall and her crappy rhymes....

Q: Why do her messages seem so ridiculously stupid that no sane human would have ever come up with them?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #500 on: 02-19-2009 10:46 »

A: Because no one's a suspisious lesbian more than Frida Waterfall, leader of the Greenorita Eco-Feminist Collective.

Q: Are there any other Waterfalls yet to be killed?
freddo

Bending Unit
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« Reply #501 on: 02-19-2009 10:47 »

A: uhh no

Q: where did the encyclopod go
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #502 on: 02-19-2009 10:51 »

A: It visited the electronic God being.

QnA: Will we ever see Morgan Freeman Waterfall?
crimsonbanana

Crustacean
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« Reply #503 on: 02-19-2009 11:06 »

A:No, he just died.
Q: How do I already know about this?
freddo

Bending Unit
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« Reply #504 on: 02-19-2009 11:09 »

A; because you downloaded the film off the internet!

Q: where did bender buy his 1DVS BSTD PLATE from?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #505 on: 02-19-2009 16:57 »

A: California

Q: Why California?
freddo

Bending Unit
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« Reply #506 on: 02-19-2009 17:07 »

A: coz its a californian liscence plate

Q: what will happen after you know what at the end of ITWGY
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #507 on: 02-19-2009 17:09 »

A: They might never return, or may end up trillions of light years away...

Q: Will they hit the dreaded reset button if it comes back?
freddo

Bending Unit
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« Reply #508 on: 02-19-2009 17:39 »

A: No.. they will do ANYTHING to get away from the nimbus!

Q: Does the nimbus follow them?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #509 on: 02-19-2009 17:41 »

A: Seeing that Zapp is an incompetent moron he would most likely order the ship to follow Leela at all cost, but because the ship is basically flying itself since he killed the crew it will refuse to go through the wormhole until given the override command.

Q: Why does Zapp still want to arrest them?
freddo

Bending Unit
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« Reply #510 on: 02-19-2009 17:43 »

A: because he wants leelas corpse as a trophy

Q: how did zapp feel that kiff left him
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #511 on: 02-19-2009 17:54 »

A: He got really angry that Kif should side with the fugatives.

Q: Where the hell does 53 counts of fugativity come from?
freddo

Bending Unit
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« Reply #512 on: 02-19-2009 18:03 »

A: his stupid brain

Q: why does he keep going through the windmill after kif says they will be chopped in half
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #513 on: 02-19-2009 18:06 »

A: Because he's the self proclaimed Commodore 64 Zapp Brannigan, and he knows better than some damned computer and a squishy green alien known as Kif Kroker or so he thinks....

Q: Why the hell did they not abort the abomination that is Zapp in the womb, or at least not let him rise above the rank of faceless minion?
freddo

Bending Unit
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« Reply #514 on: 02-19-2009 18:14 »

A: because he probably bribed his way up with the doop chairman

Q: who would win in a fight between amy and zapp
[-mArc-]

Administrator
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #515 on: 02-19-2009 18:23 »

Quick intermission: Calm it down with the going back and forth between you two... Give others a chance to take part.
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #516 on: 02-19-2009 18:59 »

Thanks [-mArc-], I've got the small tub of ice cream, the Pi litre  of coke, I think I'm ready to sit down for Act 2, but Hedonism Bot isn't done vomiting.
(I realize alot of my posts are alot of references to lines and other parts of the series, just bare with me till sanity returns in a week when I won't be here.)

A: Amy, by far.

Q: What was Zapp like in his younger days?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #517 on: 02-19-2009 19:10 »

A: Slightly quieter, and a bit less arrogant.

Q: How much less arrogant was Zapp than he is today?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #518 on: 02-19-2009 19:20 »
« Last Edit on: 02-19-2009 19:26 »

A: As arrogant has the Mormons.

Q: Was Zapp a Mormon that suddenly left?

BTW, people may disagree the way alot of people do, but I'm kinda glad the What If thread is locked because I was getting noticeably confused with the threads. I apologies.
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #519 on: 02-19-2009 19:37 »

A: Yes he was.

Q: Why did he leave the Mormons?
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