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PEE Poll: Ideas for the title of the next thread. Suggestions will be added, cause I don't like any of the ideas me and BF1221 came up with.
Why? My stupids.
If you guys are done being stupid. I have more...
Did you just say questions are cool? No, we said they're stupid. Cool!

ShepherdofShark

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« on: 10-20-2008 22:21 »

Cause the old thread descended into a chat about the new name I will begin with the question:

Q: Does Yivo need to eat? How many calories per day?
no.9 man

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« Reply #1 on: 10-20-2008 22:23 »

A: He doesn't.

Q: What robot would you like to be?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #2 on: 10-20-2008 22:28 »

A: A Robot Elder. I like to shout "Silence!"

Q: Why do the Robot Elders always demand silence?
no.9 man

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« Reply #3 on: 10-20-2008 22:29 »

A: Because they are stupid.

Q: Why do robots love lug nuts?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #4 on: 10-20-2008 22:35 »

A: They get lonely sometimes.

Q: What would Zoidberg do with a lugnut?
Frisco17

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« Reply #5 on: 10-21-2008 04:56 »

A: Probably try to eat it.

Q: How successful would he be?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #6 on: 10-21-2008 14:13 »
« Last Edit on: 10-22-2008 02:00 »

A: He would be able to swallow it but he would have some massive internal problems.

Q: Why would he get internal problems?
no.9 man

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« Reply #7 on: 10-21-2008 17:47 »

A: He wouldn't be able to decide which stomach it should go to.

Q: Which stomach would he send it to?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #8 on: 10-21-2008 18:26 »

A:  The part of his stomach that's been removed.


Q:  Did Yancy (Fry's brother) and Phillip ever take a trip together? 
tyraniak

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« Reply #9 on: 10-21-2008 18:28 »

A: Yes, an acid trip

Q: What did they see and do on this trip?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #10 on: 10-22-2008 01:59 »

A: They saw many pretty colors, naked people and a Catholic priest.

Q: What was a priest doing there?
Frisco17

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« Reply #11 on: 10-22-2008 02:11 »

A: Yelling at them.

Q: Why?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #12 on: 10-22-2008 02:15 »

A: That's simply what priests have to do.

Q: Why do they have to do that?
Bigboysdontcry

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« Reply #13 on: 10-22-2008 02:43 »

A: They are always confused.

Q: Why are they always confused?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #14 on: 10-22-2008 18:26 »

A:  They don't know what else to do with themselves.



Q:  What if Bender got brainwashed by Yivo?
Einahpet

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« Reply #15 on: 10-22-2008 22:04 »

He would become the first thing he looks at.

What would he become?

Frisco17

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« Reply #16 on: 10-23-2008 03:39 »

A: A robo-porn star.

Q: Would he be any good at it?
Loveable_Bender

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« Reply #17 on: 10-23-2008 04:25 »

A: He would be hilariously good!

Q: What would be some of his moves?
tyraniak

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« Reply #18 on: 10-23-2008 19:59 »

A: Robo-cock, BALL-E, and the Sperminator

Q: what be Bender's robo pornstar name?
Bigboysdontcry

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« Reply #19 on: 10-23-2008 22:39 »

A: The Father of Modern Pimpetry 6.9


Q: Would he do any robosexual films?
Frisco17

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« Reply #20 on: 10-24-2008 02:49 »

A: Bender don't bend that way.

Q: Has anybody else at PE had a porn carreer?
tyraniak

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« Reply #21 on: 10-25-2008 05:38 »

A: Yes, Scruffy

Q: What was his porno name?
trickster381

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« Reply #22 on: 10-25-2008 16:25 »

A: Darth Invader, and Obi-come-on-bone-me


Q: Why did he use Star Wars names?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #23 on: 10-25-2008 17:40 »

A: He flipped a coin.

Q: What did he flip a coin between?

Ticky, you're back!!! big grin
tyraniak

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« Reply #24 on: 10-26-2008 06:47 »

A: Star Wars references or the civil war

Q: What were some of his civil war based porno names?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #25 on: 10-29-2008 21:43 »
« Last Edit on: 10-29-2008 21:46 »

A: Abraham Lincum and Ulysses Sex Pants.
English Civil War answer: Oliver Bonewell

Q: Who fought at the Battle of Dicksburg?
tyraniak

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« Reply #26 on: 10-30-2008 17:04 »

A: William Teh-CUM-seh Sherman and stoneball jackson

Q: what are some of the popular plays of the future?
captjim

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« Reply #27 on: 10-30-2008 21:52 »

A:  the merchant of venus and julius quasar.

those puns could be considered crimes against humanity.

Q: it's almost the end of 2008. where the hell are the suicide booths?
Frisco17

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« Reply #28 on: 10-31-2008 00:33 »

A: Some guy already invented them in Germany.

Q: When will I get my color changing tie?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #29 on: 10-31-2008 02:06 »

A: That depends.

Q: When did you/he (ie Frisco) order it?
Bigboysdontcry

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« Reply #30 on: 10-31-2008 03:52 »

A: In may


Q: what does it run on
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #31 on: 10-31-2008 13:52 »

A: Static electricity from the shirt.

KQ: What other clothes have technology similar to the color changing tie?
tyraniak

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« Reply #32 on: 10-31-2008 17:49 »

A: Self flushing pants

Q: who would buy these?
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #33 on: 10-31-2008 18:20 »

A; Me!

Q: Anyone famous where them?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #34 on: 10-31-2008 18:28 »

A: No only celebrity wannabe's wear them.

Q: Which celebrity wannabes wear the?
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #35 on: 10-31-2008 19:43 »

A: ME! You seeing a pattern here?

SQ: Any other celebrity wannabes wearing them?
Bigboysdontcry

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« Reply #36 on: 11-02-2008 01:21 »

A: German Ozzy Osbourne Impersonators.

Q: How much would they cost?
Frisco17

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« Reply #37 on: 11-02-2008 02:04 »

A: 4,00 Euros

Q: Why are they so cheap?
trickster381

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« Reply #38 on: 11-02-2008 02:20 »

A: Because they may cause cancer

Q: What other clothes can cause cancer?
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #39 on: 11-02-2008 10:59 »

A: The Crab Horoscope Shirt!

Q: What's that crab shirt made out of?
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