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PEE Poll: New thread name.
Nerdlinger Q&A   -1 (33.3%)
Attention New New Yorkers - stop asking so stupid!   -2 (66.7%)
Other   -0 (0%)
Total Voters: 3

tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #320 on: 07-03-2008 13:24 »

a: because they were flaming  smile

q; what other flaming cities are there in 3000?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #321 on: 07-03-2008 19:38 »

A:  Chicago, Seattle, Kansas City, and Portland.


Q:  What would Bender do if he saw Fry all strapped down and sedated on a bed? 
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #322 on: 07-03-2008 20:15 »

A: Steal his blood.

Q: Why would Bender need to steal his blood?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #323 on: 07-03-2008 22:15 »

A: To give it to a blood bank so he looks charitable.

Q: Why does he want to look charitable?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #324 on: 07-04-2008 00:59 »

A: To have sex with the nursebot who works at the bank

Q: Is this plan succesful?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #325 on: 07-04-2008 07:08 »

A: No, because she's asexual.

Q: Would Bender do her anyway?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #326 on: 07-04-2008 12:07 »

A: No, but he'd watch

Q: Who would do an asexual robot while at the same time knowing another robot is watching?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #327 on: 07-04-2008 13:40 »

A: Hedonismbot.

Q: Would anybody else?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #328 on: 07-04-2008 17:26 »

A: Exhibitionistbot would.

Q: Does anyone like Exhibitionistbot?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #329 on: 07-04-2008 22:14 »

A: No.

Q: Why not?
limegreenaffair

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #330 on: 07-05-2008 03:09 »

A: Showboater.

Q: What would happen if Hedonismbot and Exhibitionistbot spent a night alone?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #331 on: 07-05-2008 05:52 »

A: Whatever happens it would all be online; Exhibitionistbot never goes anywhere without his webcam.

Q: Why would Hedonismbot and Exhibitionistbot choose to spend a night alone?
limegreenaffair

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #332 on: 07-05-2008 09:22 »

A: Ask Chancy.

Q: Who the hell -IS- Chancy, anyway?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #333 on: 07-05-2008 12:30 »

A: Giambi's replacement

Q: Why did Hedonismbot replace Giambi?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #334 on: 07-08-2008 07:29 »

A: Because Giambi wasn't wasting our money on purple grapes and industrial sandpaper.

Q: Was Giambi sexier than Hedonismbot or is it impossible to be sexier?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #335 on: 07-12-2008 01:55 »

A: Everything is sexier then Hedonismbot.

Q: If everything is sexier than Hedonismbot then how does he get so many people to service him?
CromagnonMan

Crustacean
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« Reply #336 on: 07-12-2008 04:00 »

A. Because he regrets nothing.

Q. Are Hedonismbot's teeth colored purple or stained purple by the grapes?
limegreenaffair

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #337 on: 07-12-2008 21:21 »

(GOD! He was saying Giambi the whole time?? I must be deaf xD I phail)

A: Stained from his last bacchanal with Bacchusbot.

Q: Will Hedonismbot ever find true love?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #338 on: 07-12-2008 21:37 »

A: Will Anyone?

Q: What Greeks of Old should we hope he means?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #339 on: 07-13-2008 19:06 »

A: The Spartans.

Q: Are they really the ones he was refering to?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #340 on: 07-13-2008 20:47 »

A: Of corse not!

Q: Was he talking about the dead ones?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #341 on: 07-14-2008 23:38 »

A: Yes. How else could they be the "Greeks of old"

Q: Which Greeks was he talking about?

Put this one to rest once and for all.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #342 on: 07-15-2008 12:46 »

A: The greasiest ones.

Q: Who were the greasiest Greeks?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #343 on: 07-15-2008 17:23 »

A: Which ever ones invented the Gyro?

Q: Will we ever stop talking about the Greeks?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #344 on: 07-16-2008 06:28 »

A: Not just yet.

Q: Why did Hedonismbot assume everyone would know which Greeks he meant?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #345 on: 07-17-2008 13:28 »
« Last Edit on: 07-17-2008 13:28 »

A: Because he thinks that he can transmit his thoughts to everyone's brains.

Q: Why are we still stuck on Greeks?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #346 on: 07-17-2008 13:40 »

A: They get very sticky sometimes.

Q: How do Greeks get sticky?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #347 on: 07-17-2008 13:43 »

A: It's a very strict secret.

Q: Why is it secret?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #348 on: 07-17-2008 13:48 »

A: It's such a strict secret that the reason why is also secret.

Q: If the secret is so strict, how come anyone knows it?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #349 on: 07-17-2008 14:55 »

A: Rumors....

Q: Who started the rumors?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #350 on: 07-17-2008 15:38 »

A: Rumorbot

Q: Is that far too obvious an answer?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #351 on: 07-17-2008 16:08 »

A: It would be, if I wasn't a lie.

Q: Who was it really that started the rumor?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #352 on: 07-17-2008 16:21 »

A: A mysterious hobo who saved the world, yet no-one knew his name.

Q: What was his name?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #353 on: 07-18-2008 00:52 »

A: He was the man with many names.

Q: Who is the man with many names?
Frida Waterfall

Professor
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« Reply #354 on: 07-18-2008 00:56 »

A: He who shall not be named!

Q: What did said-hobo save the world from?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #355 on: 07-18-2008 08:59 »

A: People who can't remember names  frown

Q: Will they ever erect a statue in his honor?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #356 on: 07-18-2008 09:56 »

A: No.

Q: Is he considered important?
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #357 on: 07-18-2008 10:48 »
« Last Edit on: 07-18-2008 10:48 »

A: Apparently not if they won't even give him his own freaking statue!   frown I mean, the guy practically saved the WORLD from people who can't remember names and THIS is the thanks he gets?! We'll see if he ever helps THEM out ever again! Likely not, considering the steadily rising increase over the past quantum margin of time in which an influx of dyslexic and/or aparthiad people have arisen in this country, unable to reconsile to themselves even the basist of instincts so as to recall to oneself the individual name of a person! I mean, here he is busting his BUTT for them and they can't even give him a statue! What gives?! It's probably because they can't remember his name to put on the plaque. In which case his mission evidently failed and he doesn't deserve the statue in the first place. Oh well. All's well in the end and everything is as it should be.

Q: Who will rise to take his place?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #358 on: 07-18-2008 16:10 »

A: Just another nameless hobo.

Q: Will people bother to ask this one's name?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #359 on: 07-18-2008 18:05 »

A: No because people are lazy.

Q: Why is it always hobos saving the world?
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