Futurama   Planet Express Employee Lounge
The Futurama Message Board

Design and Support by Can't get enough Futurama
Help Search Futurama chat Login Register

PEEL - The Futurama Message Board    General Disscussion    The What-If machine « previous next »
 Topic locked! 
Author Topic: The What-If machine  (Read 9424 times)
Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 5 6 ... 20 Print
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
****
« Reply #80 on: 04-03-2008 21:54 »

Wouldn't have mattered.  Leela would have ended up kicking Alkazar's ass six ways to Sunday, then divorcing him.

What if Bender hadn't "beaten" the Masked Unit in the movie theatre after all?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
*
« Reply #81 on: 04-03-2008 22:19 »

Then he would have gotten bored and went to go commit suicide.

What if Tinny Tim turned evil?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
****
« Reply #82 on: 04-03-2008 22:29 »

What does it matter?  He could be as evil as Hitler & it wouldn't mean anything; he's like 1 foot tall...

What if Seymour HAD been cloned?
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
***
« Reply #83 on: 04-04-2008 06:02 »

Presumably we'd see more of him.

What if Fry wasn't prepared to do anything for a dollar?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
****
« Reply #84 on: 04-04-2008 13:23 »

He would have fewer dollars, and fewer injuries.

What if Bender wore his nose all the time?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
*
« Reply #85 on: 04-04-2008 16:29 »

Then Bender could learn his cooking smells worse then the Ball of Garbage.

What if John Jackson or Jack Johnson had become president instead of Nixon?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
****
« Reply #86 on: 04-04-2008 16:35 »

For one thing, we wouldn't have lost the Earth to the spammers/scammers in "Bender's Big Score"...

What if That 80's Guy hadn't died of boneitits?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
*
« Reply #87 on: 04-04-2008 16:45 »

All the shareholders of PE would be RICH!
Except Zoidberg...he traded his shares for a sandwhich.

What if the Professor married Mom?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
****
« Reply #88 on: 04-04-2008 18:06 »

He would be much richer, but he wouldn't be able to pursue his scientific dreams. She just doesn't understand him.

What if Master Spargle's Zombie took over on "Essence of Elzar"?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
****
« Reply #89 on: 04-04-2008 20:23 »

For one thing, Elzar would no longer be on TV; it wouldn't be the same, without someone yelling "BAM!" every 3 minutes.

What if Bender had lost on "Iron Cook"?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
*
« Reply #90 on: 04-04-2008 20:34 »

Bender would be crushed and we would see Bender filled with sorrowful emotions we have never seen him portray.

What if Robot Santa met an even EVILER Robot Santa from another galaxy?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
****
« Reply #91 on: 04-04-2008 20:44 »

Can't happen; there's nothing more evil than Robot Santa.

What if Fry had married his Lucy Luibot?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #92 on: 04-04-2008 21:49 »

Leela and Bender would have destroyed it becuase Bender can't stand metal fever and Leela because she...<recieves giant boot in the face>

What if Amy had downloaded a celebrity?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
*
« Reply #93 on: 04-04-2008 23:05 »

It would have been a Daniel Dae Kim-bot  that would have peppered her incessantly with crackpot Lost theories until she cracked and smashed it to pieces with a hammer.

What if Bender finally got his fill of porn?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
****
« Reply #94 on: 04-05-2008 00:47 »

He would fall back to the precepts of Robotology.  And would hang out with Tom Cruisebot.

What if Zoidberg got a clue?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
*
« Reply #95 on: 04-05-2008 07:25 »

He wouldn't be as funny

What if Leela had three eyes and Amy had one eye?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
****
« Reply #96 on: 04-05-2008 08:30 »

Leela would look a bit like Nibbler and Amy would be "stupid as a French guy".

What if everyone on Earth was so nice that Santa had to give everyone presents?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
*
« Reply #97 on: 04-05-2008 14:35 »

As if that would ever happen... laff Oh wait your serious.

Anyway, what if the Professor had made everybody else become bent at 90 degrees like he did?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
****
« Reply #98 on: 04-05-2008 17:06 »

If they're bent backwards, no one would see anyone face to face.

What if Professor Farnsworth & his race of super mutants had beaten the Globetrotters?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #99 on: 04-05-2008 21:15 »

Then they would have been the "jive turkeys".

What if Leela hadn't instantly divorced Fry?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
*
« Reply #100 on: 04-05-2008 22:33 »

They would have tried to make it a go for a few months until Fry's inability to snap out of his slovenly bachelor habits finally caused Leela to snap and move out.

What if the Nibblonians hadn't frozen fry back in 1999?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
****
« Reply #101 on: 04-06-2008 04:39 »

Fry would have worked at Pannucci's for his entire life, dying penniless.

What if Hermes wasn't Jamaican?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
****
« Reply #102 on: 04-06-2008 11:24 »

He would smoke less "stuff" and probably be grade 19.

What if Fry had let the Robot Devil marry Leela?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
*
« Reply #103 on: 04-06-2008 12:10 »

Fry would regret it for the rest of his life and become a lonely and depressed (but successful) holophoner player.

What if Fry had stayed in Atlanta?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
****
« Reply #104 on: 04-06-2008 13:13 »

Nibbler would take up diving, in order to keep track of the mighty one.

What if Jombey stopped doing whatever Hedonismbot told him to do?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
****
« Reply #105 on: 04-06-2008 13:20 »

He'd find himself the same job for someone else; as their "pleasure servant".

What if robots Didn't blast out smog?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
*
« Reply #106 on: 04-06-2008 13:25 »

Robot 1X would have no purpose...

What if Fry had kept the parasites inside of him?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
****
« Reply #107 on: 04-06-2008 13:54 »

He would be a very happy guy. Married to Leela and touring the galaxy with his holophoner recitals.

What if Calculon did not have unholy acting talent?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
*
« Reply #108 on: 04-06-2008 14:38 »

We would have one less actor who does just one take.

What if Bender became a better chef than Elzar?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
****
« Reply #109 on: 04-06-2008 14:56 »

That could only be possible if Elzar became a robot.

What if Elzar became a robot?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
*
« Reply #110 on: 04-06-2008 15:05 »

Bender could possibly be a better chef than Elzar.

What if That 80's Guy had sold PE to Mom?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
****
« Reply #111 on: 04-06-2008 15:18 »

I would cry forever in pity of Zoidberg.

What if Planet Express was a huge money-grabbing corporation?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
****
« Reply #112 on: 04-06-2008 15:29 »

If that were the case, then Mom would find a way to take it over.

What if Mom's 3 sons actually had spines?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
*
« Reply #113 on: 04-06-2008 17:25 »

Mom would just smack them harder to reduce their spines again.

What if Bender had married Calculon?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
****
« Reply #114 on: 04-06-2008 19:01 »

Calculon would have gone insane with humiliation, when he found out it truly was Bender & not Coilette.

What if the Planet Express ship hadn't been able to stop talking like Signourney Weaver?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #115 on: 04-06-2008 21:17 »

Bender would have destroyed the autopilot.

What if the autopilot talked like Pierce Brosnan?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
****
« Reply #116 on: 04-06-2008 23:50 »

Leela would have tried to date it.

What if Zoidberg became interested in a human female?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
*
« Reply #117 on: 04-07-2008 00:10 »

Then we'd be treated to a parody of The Creature From The Black Lagoon.

What if Leela cut her ponytail?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
****
« Reply #118 on: 04-07-2008 02:16 »

Then she'd look as bad as Gloria Allred, and no man would want to look at her, let alone date her.

What if Fry picked up a hobby that he became good at?
x.Bianca.x

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #119 on: 04-07-2008 03:15 »

Well apparantly Fry is good at video games, except for the fact that he cant beat space invaders (Maybe he should try halo 3, its supposed to be good  smile)

What if Fry's head lived in a jar?
Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 5 6 ... 20 Print 
 Topic locked! 
« previous next »
Jump to:  

Powered by SMF | SMF © 2006, Simple Machines | some icons from famfamfam
Legal Notice & Disclaimer: "Futurama" TM and copyright FOX, its related entities and the Curiosity Company. All rights reserved. Any reproduction, duplication or distribution of these materials in any form is expressly prohibited. As a fan site, this Futurama forum, its operators, and any content on the site relating to "Futurama" are not explicitely authorized by Fox or the Curiosity Company.
Page created in 0.102 seconds with 17 queries.