"I heard questions make you stupid. No, I'm... doesn't"- Stupid questions.

[Reply #40 on:]

A: Igner.

Q: Why is Igner so dumb if both of his parents are genius'?

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[Reply #41 on:]

because he also doesn't have the delta brain wave he had gone back in time and became his own grandfather

how come the nibloinians (or w/e they are called) didn't pick him to do all their dirty work? (saving the world etc)

[Reply #42 on:]

A: They did it in a room with 7 microwaves on at the same time

Q: What were they using 7 microwaves for?

[Reply #43 on:]

A:  So Fry won't have to do all the dirty work!


Q:  If Clamps had his own phone company, would it be called, "Clamp'd"? 

[Reply #44 on:]

A: No.

Q: Why would Clamps even want to start a phone company?

[Reply #45 on:]

so he can clamp you long distance

why does clamps like clamping people so much

[Reply #46 on:]

Deep down he really doesn't, he just wants to look cool in front of Joey Mousepad.

What else does he do to look cool?

[Reply #47 on:]

A: He tries to emulate Bender.

Q: Why Bender and not the Donbot?

[Reply #48 on:]

A: Because the Donbot is his boss and bosses are never cool.

Q: Why does he work for the Donbot?

[Reply #49 on:]

because the Donbot put him through Clamping School.

What would the offspring of the foot mutant and the pig/gills mutant look like?

[Reply #50 on:]

A: Telly Savalas

Q: Who were Hattie's former husbands?

[Reply #51 on:]

Elzar and, for a few days, Luur, (She's the one who likes lilac.)

Why didn't she marry zoidberg?

[Reply #52 on:]

A: She wasn't that desperate.

Q: Who is that desperate?

[Reply #53 on:]

A: Zapp Brannigan.

Q: What would Zapp find attractive about Zoidberg?

[Reply #54 on:]

who knows he has sexlexia and therefore its difficult for him to learn stuff like Zoidberg is horribly ugly

what does zoidberg think of zapp?

[Reply #55 on:]

A: He wonders if velour might be good to eat

Q: If Mom hired Scruffy to work for her, what would she have him do?

[Reply #56 on:]

A: they had five children, at least three of them chineese.

Q: what were they like

[Reply #57 on:]

extremely confused aboout their race

how did they end up chinese?

[Reply #58 on:]

A:  Ancient Chinese Secret!

Q:  Why does Leela get offended when someone makes fun of her nose and not so much about her eye?

[Reply #59 on:]

caus her nose is ugly look at it

if leela has a nice eyeball and sal has a nice ass what does bender have?

[Reply #60 on:]

A: A nice antenna.

Q: What's so nice about Bender's antenna?

[Reply #61 on:]

A: It picks up AM, FM, SW, cell phone and CB frequencies.

Q: What's Bender's favorite radio station?

[Reply #62 on:]

A: Q 1:02 "Lock it in and ip off the knob"

Q: Why does Bender like the Q?

[Reply #63 on:]

A: Because John Cleese's Head is the DJ.

Q: Who else works there.

[Reply #64 on:]

A: Dwight schrute, revolver ocelot, and optimus prime

Q: What type of music does the q play in 3000?

[Reply #65 on:]

A: Ultrametal, the new elevator music.

Q: What's the most popular Ultrametal band?

[Reply #66 on:]

cradle of Farnsworth

Whos in the band and what do they play? (props if you throw a holophoner in there)

[Reply #67 on:]

A: R2d2 on the holophoner, Johnny 5 on lead vocals, Megaman on bass, robbie the robot on drums, and starscream on lead guitar

Q: what's the least popular band in the future?

[Reply #68 on:]

cannibal crustacean

what was their hit song?

[Reply #69 on:]

A: A remake of "Soulja Boy".  (Shudders)

Q: Who actually likes them?

[Reply #70 on:]

A: Vinnie, from Zoidberg's scuttling pond.

Q: Aside from Zoidberg, who else did Vinnie beat up?

[Reply #71 on:]

A: Zoidfarb

Q: What does zoidfarb do for a living?

[Reply #72 on:]

A: He's a bad encyclopedia salesman.

Q: What else does he sell?

[Reply #73 on:]

A: umm books i guess

Q: Which brain wave is Fry missing

[Reply #74 on:]

A: All of them except the one that remembers where he put the TV remote.

Q: Where did Fry put the TV remote?

[Reply #75 on:]

A: up his ass

Q: Is fry gay?

[Reply #76 on:]

A: No.

Q: Are you ever going to ask something that doesn't involve Fry being gay in some way?

[Reply #77 on:]

A: Perhaps, when he grows out of acting like he's ten.

Q: If Fry really was gay, would we know?

[Reply #78 on:]

A: No but Fry isn't gay i just ask to see wat people think

Q: How did bender put his arms back on in the first episode

[Reply #79 on:]

A:  He picked up the first one with his foot. 

Q:  What if Fry were bipolar?