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Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #40 on: 01-06-2008 00:10 »
« Last Edit on: 01-06-2008 00:10 »

A: Igner.

Q: Why is Igner so dumb if both of his parents are genius'?

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Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
JackedOn

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« Reply #41 on: 01-06-2008 11:31 »

because he also doesn't have the delta brain wave he had gone back in time and became his own grandfather

how come the nibloinians (or w/e they are called) didn't pick him to do all their dirty work? (saving the world etc)
tyraniak

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« Reply #42 on: 01-06-2008 12:32 »

A: They did it in a room with 7 microwaves on at the same time

Q: What were they using 7 microwaves for?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #43 on: 01-06-2008 13:09 »

A:  So Fry won't have to do all the dirty work!


Q:  If Clamps had his own phone company, would it be called, "Clamp'd"? 
Frisco17

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« Reply #44 on: 01-07-2008 21:06 »

A: No.

Q: Why would Clamps even want to start a phone company?
JackedOn

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« Reply #45 on: 01-08-2008 21:07 »

so he can clamp you long distance

why does clamps like clamping people so much
bohbjm

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« Reply #46 on: 01-08-2008 21:16 »

Deep down he really doesn't, he just wants to look cool in front of Joey Mousepad.

What else does he do to look cool?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #47 on: 01-08-2008 21:22 »

A: He tries to emulate Bender.

Q: Why Bender and not the Donbot?
Frisco17

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« Reply #48 on: 01-08-2008 22:08 »

A: Because the Donbot is his boss and bosses are never cool.

Q: Why does he work for the Donbot?
AllForChocolate

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« Reply #49 on: 01-08-2008 22:18 »

because the Donbot put him through Clamping School.

What would the offspring of the foot mutant and the pig/gills mutant look like?
tyraniak

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« Reply #50 on: 01-09-2008 00:41 »

A: Telly Savalas

Q: Who were Hattie's former husbands?
bohbjm

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« Reply #51 on: 01-10-2008 14:49 »

Elzar and, for a few days, Luur, (She's the one who likes lilac.)

Why didn't she marry zoidberg?
Frisco17

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« Reply #52 on: 01-10-2008 22:17 »

A: She wasn't that desperate.

Q: Who is that desperate?
Robo D Rulz!!

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« Reply #53 on: 01-11-2008 02:02 »

A: Zapp Brannigan.

Q: What would Zapp find attractive about Zoidberg?
JackedOn

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« Reply #54 on: 01-11-2008 08:03 »

who knows he has sexlexia and therefore its difficult for him to learn stuff like Zoidberg is horribly ugly

what does zoidberg think of zapp?
km73

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« Reply #55 on: 01-11-2008 16:31 »

A: He wonders if velour might be good to eat

Q: If Mom hired Scruffy to work for her, what would she have him do?
The Mullet

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« Reply #56 on: 01-11-2008 22:08 »

A: they had five children, at least three of them chineese.

Q: what were they like
JackedOn

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« Reply #57 on: 01-13-2008 09:34 »

extremely confused aboout their race

how did they end up chinese?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #58 on: 01-13-2008 18:12 »

A:  Ancient Chinese Secret!

Q:  Why does Leela get offended when someone makes fun of her nose and not so much about her eye?
JackedOn

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« Reply #59 on: 01-13-2008 18:41 »

caus her nose is ugly look at it

if leela has a nice eyeball and sal has a nice ass what does bender have?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #60 on: 01-13-2008 21:37 »

A: A nice antenna.

Q: What's so nice about Bender's antenna?

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
Frisco17

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« Reply #61 on: 01-13-2008 22:01 »

A: It picks up AM, FM, SW, cell phone and CB frequencies.

Q: What's Bender's favorite radio station?
tyraniak

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« Reply #62 on: 01-14-2008 02:09 »

A: Q 1:02 "Lock it in and ip off the knob"

Q: Why does Bender like the Q?
Frisco17

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« Reply #63 on: 01-15-2008 22:32 »

A: Because John Cleese's Head is the DJ.

Q: Who else works there.
tyraniak

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« Reply #64 on: 01-16-2008 00:52 »

A: Dwight schrute, revolver ocelot, and optimus prime

Q: What type of music does the q play in 3000?
bend_her

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« Reply #65 on: 01-16-2008 11:27 »

A: Ultrametal, the new elevator music.

Q: What's the most popular Ultrametal band?
JackedOn

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« Reply #66 on: 01-16-2008 11:51 »

cradle of Farnsworth

Whos in the band and what do they play? (props if you throw a holophoner in there)
tyraniak

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« Reply #67 on: 01-16-2008 13:24 »

A: R2d2 on the holophoner, Johnny 5 on lead vocals, Megaman on bass, robbie the robot on drums, and starscream on lead guitar

Q: what's the least popular band in the future?
JackedOn

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« Reply #68 on: 01-16-2008 21:37 »

cannibal crustacean

what was their hit song?
Frisco17

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« Reply #69 on: 01-16-2008 21:50 »

A: A remake of "Soulja Boy".  (Shudders)

Q: Who actually likes them?
bend_her

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« Reply #70 on: 01-17-2008 01:33 »

A: Vinnie, from Zoidberg's scuttling pond.

Q: Aside from Zoidberg, who else did Vinnie beat up?
tyraniak

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« Reply #71 on: 01-17-2008 16:58 »

A: Zoidfarb

Q: What does zoidfarb do for a living?
Frisco17

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« Reply #72 on: 01-17-2008 21:55 »

A: He's a bad encyclopedia salesman.

Q: What else does he sell?
FryBender4

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« Reply #73 on: 01-18-2008 07:22 »

A: umm books i guess

Q: Which brain wave is Fry missing
SpaceJockey

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« Reply #74 on: 01-18-2008 12:08 »

A: All of them except the one that remembers where he put the TV remote.

Q: Where did Fry put the TV remote?
FryBender4

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« Reply #75 on: 01-18-2008 16:52 »

A: up his ass

Q: Is fry gay?
Frisco17

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« Reply #76 on: 01-18-2008 22:33 »

A: No.

Q: Are you ever going to ask something that doesn't involve Fry being gay in some way?
SonicPanther

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« Reply #77 on: 01-19-2008 01:16 »

A: Perhaps, when he grows out of acting like he's ten.

Q: If Fry really was gay, would we know?
FryBender4

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« Reply #78 on: 01-19-2008 16:35 »

A: No but Fry isn't gay i just ask to see wat people think

Q: How did bender put his arms back on in the first episode
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #79 on: 01-19-2008 20:39 »

A:  He picked up the first one with his foot. 

Q:  What if Fry were bipolar? 

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