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Frisco17

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« Reply #440 on: 08-18-2007 22:58 »

A: "Schedule Conflicts"

Q: What other characters would there be?
Monty

Crustacean
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« Reply #441 on: 08-18-2007 23:07 »

A: Sal and Amy.

Q: Why Amy?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #442 on: 08-19-2007 08:08 »
« Last Edit on: 08-19-2007 08:08 »

A: Gotta be oriental

Q: What soccer team is doing well in 3000?
Monty

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« Reply #443 on: 08-19-2007 17:11 »

A: The team from The Nation of Joe.

Q: How can a good soccer team be composed of one man?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #444 on: 08-19-2007 17:15 »

A: 10 sets of leagle steroids

Q: What would his side affects be?
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #445 on: 08-20-2007 23:47 »

A: 10 sets of extra-hairy armpits.

Q: Baseball is to Blernsball as Soccer is to?
Robo D Rulz!!

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« Reply #446 on: 08-21-2007 02:46 »

A: Zero G Soccer. All the fun of soccer, with no gravity!

Q: Are there any major diffrences between Soccer and Zero G Soccer other than it being played with no gravity?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #447 on: 08-21-2007 04:04 »

A: 32% Americans watch it more and there are no Beckhams playing.

Q: Is Beckham not playing a good thing?
km73

Space Pope
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« Reply #448 on: 08-21-2007 04:30 »

A:Hell yes, less squealing 12-year-old girls.

Q:Why do twelve-year-old girls like Beckham?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #449 on: 08-21-2007 13:15 »

A: Becuase they're dumb

Q: who is the biggest zero G soccer star?
gaschief

Professor
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« Reply #450 on: 08-21-2007 13:29 »

A: Don't know but dave lister (red dwarf) is the worlds biggest fan.

Q: Does the space pope think Zero G soccer should be banned?
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #451 on: 08-21-2007 21:06 »

A: She didn't, until the players started throwing up in the 2996 pre-finals (Neptunians vs. Mars U)

Q: How does FIZGFA (Fédération Interplanétaire de Zero-G Football Association) prevent barfing from 3000 onwards?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #452 on: 08-22-2007 12:31 »

A: Vomit sensing killbots

Q: is SNL still on in the year 3000?
Cleansingfire

Bending Unit
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« Reply #453 on: 08-22-2007 15:17 »

A: Yes, Smizmars National Live is a popular show.
Q: Who watches it?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #454 on: 08-22-2007 15:33 »

A: Surprisingly, not many smizmars...

Q: What channel do Smizmars watch?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #455 on: 08-22-2007 20:09 »

A: The H&S Channel (Home & Smizmars)

Q: If Bender hosted a talk show, what would it be called and who would be his first guest?
Frisco17

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« Reply #456 on: 08-22-2007 22:14 »

A: His show would be called "Bendline: Featuring Bender" and his first guests would be Sean Connery's head and Alex Trebek's head.

Q: Why them?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #457 on: 08-23-2007 18:18 »

A:  Because Bender only interview people he thinks are cool on Bendline!


Q:  If the Futurama characters replaced the characters of American Dad, who would play who?
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #458 on: 08-24-2007 23:53 »

A: Stan Smith -> Brannigan, Hayley Smith -> Amy, Roger -> Kif

Q: Besides the Thundercougarfalconbird and Beta Romeo, what's the hot new gas-guzzler of 3000?
gaschief

Professor
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« Reply #459 on: 08-29-2007 17:34 »

A: The Silver Thunder Firedragon 757, with Proton Pulse fuel ignition system.

Q: What is the penalty for jaywalking in the 31st century ?
Fry-zilla

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« Reply #460 on: 08-29-2007 19:36 »
« Last Edit on: 08-29-2007 19:36 »

A: Nothing, people care even less about that.

Q: Who voices Scruffy? (Seriously)
defdev1

Bending Unit
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« Reply #461 on: 08-29-2007 21:29 »

A:a man


Q:what was benders favorite past time before he met fry...
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #462 on: 08-30-2007 00:46 »

A: Taking celebrity animals hostage

Q: who was the most famous celebrity pet he has stolen?
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #463 on: 09-01-2007 01:17 »

A: Morbo's pet cat (he kept it around for the kittens)

Q: What did Bender do with the cat?
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #464 on: 09-01-2007 02:00 »

A: Gave Morbo gas.

Q: Kittens give Morbo gas, so why does Morbo have a pet cat?
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #465 on: 09-01-2007 02:07 »

A: Morbo needs gas to fuel his massive brain.

Q: Why does Morbo have a massive brain?

Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #466 on: 09-01-2007 15:31 »

A: The better it is to destroy things with.

Q: Can Morbo destroy things with his massive brain alone?
Organazation14

Bending Unit
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« Reply #467 on: 09-01-2007 15:53 »

A: Yes, Morbo must destroy everyone with his Massive Brain.

Q: Why doesn't he ever actually destroy stuff in the show?
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #468 on: 09-01-2007 16:41 »

A: Morbo's insurance doesn't cover it.

Q: Why doesn't Morbo get better insurance?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #469 on: 09-01-2007 16:49 »

A: He has an endorsement deal with his current provider.

Q: Who is the most nefarious scoundrel to frequent Teddy Bear Junction?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #470 on: 09-01-2007 17:22 »

A: Joe Grizzle.

Q: What did Joe Grizzle do to become the most nefarious scoudrel in Teddy Bear Junction?

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #471 on: 09-01-2007 22:08 »

A: he stole all the rainbows and gumdrops

Q: what did he do with the rainbows and gumdrops after he stole them?
Professor Zoidy

Urban Legend
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« Reply #472 on: 09-02-2007 19:59 »

A: He ate them of course!

Q: What really happens to the little bear creatures in the Mother's Day episode?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #473 on: 09-03-2007 19:09 »

A:  They all run away and are replaced with replicias.


Q:  If Bender had his own public access show, what would it be called? 
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #474 on: 09-03-2007 19:19 »

A: Bending Time

Q: Who all would watch his show?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #475 on: 09-04-2007 00:30 »
« Last Edit on: 09-04-2007 00:30 »

A: Everybody Bender threatened.

Q: Who did Bender threaten to watch his show?
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #476 on: 09-04-2007 01:17 »

A: The PE crew and Tinny Tim

Q: If robots don't have parents, where does Tinny Tim get his accent from?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #477 on: 09-04-2007 12:36 »

A: He was programmed with it in

Q: Why are robots programmed to be orphans?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #478 on: 09-04-2007 22:21 »

A: So they can be used to garner public sympathy in news reports.

Q: Why doesn't Tinny Tim have a job on TV.
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #479 on: 09-04-2007 22:33 »

A: Because he's not T.V. handsom.

Q: What is considered T.V. handsom?

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
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