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MrBlonde

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« Reply #480 on: 03-04-2007 18:43 »
« Last Edit on: 03-04-2007 18:43 »

A: His name was Nixorbo. But he didn't touch my heart.

Q: How am I one tricky motherfucker?


Yay! Children molestation TOTPD!   big grin
Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« Reply #481 on: 03-04-2007 19:06 »
« Last Edit on: 03-04-2007 19:06 »

A: You were born that way. 

Q: How was MrBlonde born?


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I am Trrr, master musician of the planet Omicron Persei 2, starter of the Bone Cult, and Most Sadistic PEELer!!
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #482 on: 03-04-2007 19:11 »

A: I was born in a family of porn loving racoons and they turned me into a tricky motherfucker that loves porn and sometimes dresses up as a racoon.  tongue

Q: What is the definition of the Bone Cult?
Trombonist

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« Reply #483 on: 03-04-2007 19:33 »
« Last Edit on: 03-04-2007 19:33 »

A: The Bone Cult is a group of trombonists, like myself, that have been cast out of society due to our instrument.  We have trained ourselves in killing using only a trombone, a trombone case, and anything found in a trombone case.  We are currently working with the Bringith Cult.  I am their leader and also a co-leader of the Bringith Cult.

Q: How was Mr Blonde conceived?

MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #484 on: 03-04-2007 19:53 »

A: By two racoons who had nothing better to do then when I was born they were so angry for having a son like me, they ditched me at the mall and then my real family of racoons brought me into their lives.

Q: Why did my real racoon family bring me in?

P.S. I like the Bone Cult flag.
Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« Reply #485 on: 03-04-2007 19:58 »

A: They needed a slave to do all their hard-labor.

Q: What was Mr Blonde forced to do?

@MrBlonde: I made it on Paint.

MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #486 on: 03-04-2007 20:01 »
« Last Edit on: 03-04-2007 20:01 »

Edit: I don't want Nix to ban me.
Trombonist

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« Reply #487 on: 03-04-2007 20:06 »
« Last Edit on: 03-04-2007 20:06 »

A: Because you're not afraid of Nixorbo's Bastick.

Q: Why aren't you afraid of it?
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #488 on: 03-04-2007 20:12 »
« Last Edit on: 03-04-2007 20:12 »

Edit: I'm getting rid of this post before I get banned.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #489 on: 03-04-2007 23:04 »

Now MrBlondes edits are
 confusing me

A) because he is blind

Q) Who blinded MrBlonde?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #490 on: 03-05-2007 04:59 »
« Last Edit on: 03-05-2007 04:59 »

A) No idea

Could you stick to Futurama related criteria when making up questions guys as if not then we are doing what TNUK said:

   
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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
Question: Is this thread even nominally related to Futurama as opposed to PEEL anymore? 'Cause if it's not, I'll call down a mod and ask them to decide whether or not this tired old topic deserves closure.

And we can't prove him right now can we    tongue lol. So come on stick to what this forum and this On Topic section is all about without resorting to mindless posts...

Q) Why did Bender pound the guy he mentioned to the floor, like a steak?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #491 on: 03-05-2007 12:11 »

A: he thought that the guy alled him a romo. really he offered bender a rolo.

Q: if bender heard correctly would he take the rolo?
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« Reply #492 on: 03-05-2007 13:57 »

A: no because bender is highly allergic to one key ingrident in rolos

Q: what is this ingredient
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #493 on: 03-05-2007 16:06 »

A: Cocoa beans =O

Q: Is there a rolo without cocoa beans in in the future? if so - would bender have taken it?
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« Reply #494 on: 03-05-2007 22:17 »

A: yest theres a rolo without cocoa beans but bender has yet to her of it so he would have not accepted

Q: how are the cocoaless rolos anyway
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #495 on: 03-05-2007 23:38 »

A: Horrible

Q: Why is Bender allergic to cocoa beans?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #496 on: 03-06-2007 01:02 »

A: Because he can't ride a bicycle either.

Q: Is Zoidberg allergic to them also?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #497 on: 03-06-2007 02:50 »

A: no but he is allergic to coffee beans.

Q: what would happen if zoidy ate a coffee bean?
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« Reply #498 on: 03-06-2007 10:37 »

A: zoidberg would begin to form into the evilest of all monsters......Geraldo rivera dun dun duuuunn!!!

Q: how do you cure him when this happens
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #499 on: 03-06-2007 10:49 »

A: give him de-caffinated coffee. in the future it's not only a decafinated coffee drink but also an antidote to coffee bean poisoning

Q: Who else is know to be allergic to coffee?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #500 on: 03-06-2007 13:18 »

A: H.G. Blob, he bocomes all puffy and slimy, I mean, more puffy and slimy

Q: can a robot develop allergies or are they simply programmed to be allergic to things?
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #501 on: 03-06-2007 14:24 »

A: It's in their RNA.

Q: Is the Robot Devil allergic to being hit over the head?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #502 on: 03-06-2007 14:27 »

A: It is the weak area of his metal structure

Q: Did Fry ever pay the 6 dollar fee his account was overdrawn by? If so how did he get the money?
JoshTheater

Space Pope
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« Reply #503 on: 03-06-2007 19:18 »

A: Yes, with the money Roberto gave him for helping, of course!

Q: How much money has that account made (or been overdrawn by) by now?
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« Reply #504 on: 03-06-2007 20:48 »

A: 2.59% in the future hey like to describe your amounts a percents

Q: how much will fry have in a year
Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« Reply #505 on: 03-06-2007 21:33 »

A: He won't have anything, because his account will be closed to due being excesively overdrawn

Q: What instruments does the Robot Devil's band have?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #506 on: 03-07-2007 00:48 »

A: a key-tar, an accordian, a washboard, and a gong

Q: Just how fucking horrible will the band sound?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #507 on: 03-07-2007 03:06 »

A: quite bad!

Q: why didn't the robot deviol get a drum-kit, guuitars and key-boaards instead?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #508 on: 03-07-2007 12:25 »

A: Because his awful band is the ultimate torture

Q: What planet did the native martians buy with their bead?
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« Reply #509 on: 03-07-2007 12:44 »

A: Demiguiese 12 a distant and forgoton planet non which the like dare go to not even the show that dare not speak its name

Q: what is the name of the show that dare not speak its name
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #510 on: 03-07-2007 12:53 »

A: The jetsons

Q: What is Leela's fave type of film?
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #511 on: 03-07-2007 13:54 »

A: German expressionist cinema from the 20's.

Q: What's her favorite movie from this era?
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #512 on: 03-07-2007 14:42 »

A: "OMG It's a Film!"

Q: Why does she like this film the most?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #513 on: 03-07-2007 14:46 »

A: es ist Deutsch und sehr interessant - auch Leela magst ins gino gehen!  (i think that means "it is german and very interesting, also - Leela  likes going to te cinema." )

Q: Can leela speak german?
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #514 on: 03-07-2007 15:10 »

A: No. She just pretends she can.

Q: Can she speak any language except for English?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #515 on: 03-07-2007 15:49 »

A: oui - elle parle francais! but no one knows it is french since no one knows french is a language!

Q: How did leela learn a language no one thought was real?
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #516 on: 03-07-2007 19:11 »

A: She was taught by the last surviving French person, who was mutant in the sewers.

Q: What is the French Sewer Mutants name?
Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« Reply #517 on: 03-07-2007 20:02 »

A: No one knows. But they call him pier after a stereotype. 

Q: Will Bender ever be sent to robot hell again?

P.S. My sig is kinda long, so it pains me to say that I won't be using it has often.  frown

DanSonOfJacob

Bending Unit
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« Reply #518 on: 03-08-2007 00:35 »

A:  Many, many times

Q:  What will be the next reason Bender goes to Robot Hell?
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« Reply #519 on: 03-08-2007 12:45 »

A: paying good money to watch Gigli

Q; why is the robot devil so childish when it comes to small sins like this
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