Qestions! Answers! Forthwither-er-er...er?

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TOTP quote:
 

Q: What's the dumbest thing Fry ever did (off-screen)?

A: He inspired the formation of the PEEL Mafia.

Q: Whom did he inspire?

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A: the brain slug controling marc


Q: how did he give inspiration to the brain slug

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A: He offered more food (humans).

Q: Which word is better "brang or "bringith"?

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A: None. They both suck

Q: Are there any word that suck even more then they do??

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A: Yeah every word ever other than brang and bringith.

Q: Who else is holding a grudge against Decap for insulting what my life is based upon?

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A:  The clams of the clam world

Q:  What was Fry's "one last thought" that triggered the magic tentacles in Nixon's Watergate room?

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A: "i finaly get the matrix, its about jesus"

Q: why does chuck norris remind me of the paper towel guy

[Reply #407 on:]

A: Because that's what the PEEL Mafia programmed you to think.

Also...
Executes Deca gangland style for having disrespected the Brang Cult, which was formed by MrBlonde. Dammit, they may be our rivals, but honor them or die!

Q: How did the last mob war between the Brang Cult and the PEEL Mafia end?

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A: The Bringith Cult stepped in with their leader, me, and killed off half of each mob.

Q: How did they respond to this?

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A: By calling in their elite corps, The Lobster Leauge, founded by me to kill the Bringith Cult.

Q: Who else is in the Lobster Leauge?

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A: The Lobster League is mainly composed of the Bringith Cult's spies.  We poisoned your food.

Q: What type of poison did we use?

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A: Cyanide. By lucky co-incidence, the real Lobster Leauge members are immune to cyanide. The only ones that died were the Bringith Cult spies.

Q:How did The PEEL Mafia react to finding that the Brinith Cult tried to poisen their elite corps?

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A: They saw how daring and brave and awesome the Bringith Cult was and decided to to have them replace the Lobster League as the elite corps.

Q: What happened to the Lobster League?

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A: They planned a coup and took over the PEEL Mafia and outsed the Bringith Cult

Q: How did the LL have revenge on the Bringith Cult?

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A: They force-fed them chocolate

Q: Why is this such a horrible punishment for the Bringith Cult?

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A: It gives them all diarrhea

Q: Will PE ever completely go out of business?

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A:  No.  They're really just a money laundering front for the robot mafia.

Q:  If Leela's name is Taranga Leela, what would her married name be?

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A: Taranga L. Jackson

Q: who is the jackson in this marriage

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A: Andrew Jackson

Q: Why did she marry Andrew Jackson?

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Originally posted by ItsAHawkingHole:
A:  No.  They're really just a money laundering front for the robot mafia.

Q:  If Leela's name is Taranga Leela, what would her married name be?

Turanga. Turanga. Say it with me now. Turanga.

 

Originally posted by tyraniak:
A: Andrew Jackson

Q: Why did she marry Andrew Jackson?

A: Because she wanted to have his baby and call it Jack.

Q: Why can't people in the On-Topic section spell Turanga?

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A: Because that's the way we were brang up!

Q: Is tnuk in the PEEL Mafia?

For more information regarding the PEEL Mafia, consult the following page:  http://www.splitmonkeys.de/wiki/index.php/JoshTheater#PEEL_Mafia

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A: No.  They kicked him out due to a random lottery.

Q: Who would bringith us up in a way that we couldn't spell "Turanga?"

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A: Our cold, evil parents. The ones we only kind of knew before we discovered this board and had to cut them off.

Q: Which PEELer has the coldest, evilest parents?

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A: It was YOU, JoshTheater.  That's why you are the PEEL mafia's hitman.  That's why you enjoy pain and death.

Q: You do enjoy pain and death, don't you?

P.S. How does one create pages like that on Wikipeelia?

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A: I have to do my job whether I like it or not....which I do, very much!

Q: As a masochist, how would you teach me the golden rule?

Trombonist: Create a Wikipeelia account as Trombonist, then just make your user page. To find out how to format, check out the templates pages, and/or click on edit on random people's pages to see how they did certain things on their page with HTML. 

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A:  Smacking upside the head.

Q:  Did Harold Zoid ever "Buy Moxie"? 

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A: no, he was allergic.

Q: How did he find out?

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A: He asked the doctor

Q: who was the doctor?

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A: Fingers. The PEEL Mafia's doctor.

Q: Why'd he ask Fingers?

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A: because with a name like fingers why wouldnt he

Q: what is the PEEL Mafia's hospital like

[Reply #430 on:]

A: It has sugar plums and magical lions that feed you gumdrops... Or that could be the drugs.

Q: Have I ever visited the PEEL Mafia's hospital? And if so, why was I there?

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A: You were there when they amputated your left arm, as a warning.

Q: What does MrBlonde owe the PEEL Mafia?

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A: the first season of Quantum Leap on dvd


Q: why didn't MrBlonde return it after borrowing it

[Reply #433 on:]

A: It was too good to let go.

Q: Who will Sam leap into next?

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Question: Is this thread even nominally related to Futurama as opposed to PEEL anymore? 'Cause if it's not, I'll call down a mod and ask them to decide whether or not this tired old topic deserves closure.

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A: Sometimes, but yeah, I agree.
Q: Why are Zoidberg's eyes blue?

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Sorry, guys, not to be a party pooper, but I kind of promised tnuk and others I wouldn't push the PEEL Mafia thing any further in on-topic, and since I kinda started it, it kinda reflects on me even when others are pushing it, so...kinda just leave it where it is.

MAYBE if I get some feedback from high-ranking officials, and if interest for the topic is high enough, PERHAPS I can start a PEEL Mafia thread in off-topic, POSSIBLY. Then you guys can create all sorts of crazy storylines that I can chronicle and add to my Wikipeelia page. But only IF the idea isn't met with hatred from those like tnuk, which it very well might.

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^What a pity^

A: Because the Zoidberg from universe "B" has red eyes and a blue shell.  Zoidberg "A" has a red shell and must therefore have blue eyes.  My logic is undeniable.

Q:  How many Omicron Persei planets are there?

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A: 43

Q: why 43?

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A:  Because 43 is 1 more than the greatest number of 42.

Q:  How will Wernstrum screw up next?