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Trombonist

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« : 01-28-2007 11:10 »

The old Thread reached twenty, so here's the new thread. 

The question was: Is fry allergic to cheese?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« #1 : 01-28-2007 11:58 »

A: no

Q: what is fry allergic to?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #2 : 01-28-2007 12:47 »

A: beets

Q: How and when did Fry discover this allergy?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« #3 : 01-28-2007 13:12 »

A: when leela serves him beet soup

Q; will fry say he doesn't like them?
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« #4 : 01-28-2007 13:22 »

A: He won't be able to after the beets swell up his face.

Q: How much do beets cost in the future?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« #5 : 01-28-2007 13:30 »

A: not much - every-one is allergic to them.

Q: why is EVERY-ONE allergic to them?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #6 : 01-28-2007 13:48 »

A: Because Omicronians secretly poison Earth's beet supply

Q: what happens to Beet farmers after their product declared poisonous?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« #7 : 01-28-2007 13:51 »

A: they sold them under the name 'steeb'

Q: did no-one notice the likely ness between beets and steebs?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #8 : 01-28-2007 13:53 »

A: Not until people started dying..again

Q: How are the steeb farmers punished?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« #9 : 01-28-2007 13:55 »

A: forces to eat steebs

Q: Because they grew it were they imune?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #10 : 01-28-2007 14:12 »

A: Yes and no, they were immune enough to not die, but were transformed into beet-like creatures

Q: What do the beet-people do for a living?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« #11 : 01-28-2007 14:23 »

A: mainly travel in freak shows but on their tuesday evenings' go to the movies

Q: what movies do the beet people see?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #12 : 01-28-2007 14:38 »
« : 01-28-2007 14:38 »

A: Sci-fi musicals

Q: are their other people who look like other fruits or vegetables?

Just like to congradulate you on becoming a professor
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« #13 : 01-28-2007 14:42 »

thanks tyraniak!

A: yes the pumpkin people or pumpkin planet 5-X

Q: are there any on earth at the moment?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #14 : 01-28-2007 14:52 »

A: A few, one of them is mayor of Bismark ND

Q: do any humans live on pumpkin planet 5-X?
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« #15 : 01-28-2007 14:54 »

A: Yes, they are used as livestock.

Q: What is the head pumpkin's name?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« #16 : 01-28-2007 14:56 »

A: scare-crow

Q: how did he get his name?
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« #17 : 01-28-2007 14:58 »

A: Before he became head pumpkin Scare-crow was the head of a scare-crow.

Q: How did he become the head pumpkin?


Congrats on becoming Professor Pazuzu!
SonicPanther

Professor
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« #18 : 01-28-2007 15:00 »

A: He said so.

Q: Who was Head Pumpkin before him?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« #19 : 01-28-2007 15:01 »
« : 01-28-2007 15:01 »

thanks MrB!!

A: an old jack'o'lantern

Q: what did scarecrow do to scare crows?

SonicPanther

Professor
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« #20 : 01-28-2007 15:02 »

A: Scare them, of course!

Q: How heavy was the first crow he scared?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« #21 : 01-28-2007 15:05 »

A: 2445 kg - a bit of a fatty bird

Q: would scarecrow ever go on big brother?
SonicPanther

Professor
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« #22 : 01-28-2007 15:07 »

A: No, he hates reality shows.

Q: ...But why?
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« #23 : 01-28-2007 15:13 »

A: Because he went on Fear Factor once and had to eat his brother raw.

Q: Who were the other contestants on that episode of Fear Factor?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« #24 : 01-28-2007 15:14 »

A: the beet people

Q: did scare crow actually EAT his brother!?
SonicPanther

Professor
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« #25 : 01-28-2007 15:15 »

A: Yup

Q: How'd he taste?
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« #26 : 01-28-2007 15:17 »

A: Like pumpkin. Spluh!

Q: Was he tasty?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« #27 : 01-28-2007 15:18 »

A: yup. he was cooked in a nice golden syrup pie crust with fresh cream on top.

Q: what would happen if a human ate this?
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« #28 : 01-28-2007 15:21 »

A: Well he'd/she'd enjoy it because everyone loves pumpkin pie.

A: Who doesn't like pumpkin pie?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« #29 : 01-28-2007 15:24 »

A: i don't know - i like pumpkin pie

Q: do you like pumpkin pie?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #30 : 01-28-2007 15:30 »

A: Fuck yeah, it's fucking pumpkin pie

Q: If the professor made a living pumpkin pie and a living apple pie, which one of them would survive in a battle to the death?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« #31 : 01-28-2007 15:37 »

A: the pumpkin cause it would have scare-crow on it's side

Q: how would scare-crow help?
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« #32 : 01-28-2007 15:44 »

A: He would use his scaring ability to scare the shit out of Apple Pie giving Pumpkin Pie the advantage.

Q: What would happen if Blue Berry Pie was in the mix?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #33 : 01-28-2007 15:46 »

A: It would scare the apple pie so it couldn't fight back

Q: What would happen if the PE crew was hired to deliver a package to Endor
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« #34 : 01-28-2007 15:53 »

A: They'd be captured by Ewoks.

Q: Would the Ewoks have evolved a more advanced society since the time of the Glaxy Wars documentary?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #35 : 01-28-2007 16:02 »

A: Yes, they would be able to speak, wear suits and ties, and be successful entrepeneurs

Q: What businesses would they capitalize on?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« #36 : 01-28-2007 17:35 »

A: Logging

How long was it before they had to start fighting off hippies?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #37 : 01-28-2007 17:37 »

A: a few years, hippies can't really afford to travel from Earth to Endor

Q: How did the Hippies make it to Endor
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« #38 : 01-28-2007 18:11 »

A: They hitch hiked.

Q: Who did they hitch hike with?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« #39 : 01-28-2007 18:14 »

A: Sal

Q: How does he end up everywhere?
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