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Hypnotize

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« Reply #680 on: 03-13-2006 17:17 »
« Last Edit on: 03-13-2006 17:17 »

A: for a excuse for snu-snu

Q: Who was desprat for snu-snu?

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« Reply #681 on: 03-14-2006 08:07 »

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« Reply #682 on: 03-15-2006 11:19 »

To Hypnotize,

A: Not sure what a "desprat" is.  Is that short for a desperate rat?  Or maybe it's a name:  Bob De Sprat?  Or maybe it's French:  des prat.  In any case, who was the desperate rat in favor of snu-snu?    Bender is in favor of Snu-Snu, and he's a bit of a rat, so I guess it's him.

Q: How did Roseanne end up doing encyclopedia entries in the 31st century, when she lives in the 21st century?
anonymoose

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« Reply #683 on: 03-15-2006 11:43 »

A: Her soul was digitized, a procedure perfected in the early 2020s, though the cost was so great that she's still paying it off in the 31st century by doing encyclopedia entries.

Q: Who else had their soul digitized?
mookie427

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« Reply #684 on: 03-15-2006 13:50 »

A: Stephen hawking, The man behind 'Google', and many, many more.

Q: Who applied to have their soul digitalized, but was turned down?
The Decapodian

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« Reply #685 on: 03-15-2006 16:04 »

A: The ghost of Richard Nixon. They turned him down because he never had a soul.

Q: Who had their soul digitized and put in a robot?
Foxxy Gurl

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« Reply #686 on: 03-16-2006 21:16 »

A: Hitler's Head.

Q: Why did Hitler do this, and not Michael Jackson?
Quimbly

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« Reply #687 on: 03-17-2006 11:44 »

A: The answer to ANY question about Michael Jackson is: "Because he's a freak!".

Q: Aside from the head-in-a-jar technology, what other cool inventions did Ron Popeil (the inventor) come up with in the 31st century?
Fry1077

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« Reply #688 on: 03-18-2006 19:40 »

A: The Electric Spoon
Q: would a electric spoon kill you if you ate soup with it?
anonymoose

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« Reply #689 on: 03-18-2006 21:50 »

A: It would be earthed, so not to do any harm.

Q: What the hell would it be earthed to, to still be a viable option for soup eating?
Doctor Z

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« Reply #690 on: 03-20-2006 07:19 »

A: Easy; the bowl, they would come as a set as to not confuse people.

Q: What could Moon Sapphires open?
Quimbly

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« Reply #691 on: 03-20-2006 11:15 »

A: The legs of some floozy gold-digger.

Q:  What kind of terrorism exists in the 31st century?
anonymoose

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« Reply #692 on: 03-20-2006 12:19 »

A: In the late 29th century, Terror, Inc. was awarded the rights to the name terrorism. So although it still exists, it can't be called terrorism, unless it is performed by an employee of Terror, Inc.

Q: Where did Terror, Inc. come from, and who is the CEO?
Doctor Z

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« Reply #693 on: 03-20-2006 18:31 »

A: Terror, Inc. was founded on the ruins of a 20-21st century fashion company which used a small, coloured apple as their symbol. Someone's mum is the CEO.

Q: How long is a piece of string?
Fry1077

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« Reply #694 on: 03-20-2006 18:37 »

A: 5 meters and 6 ounces

Q: What piece of string?
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #695 on: 03-20-2006 19:13 »

A: The string that is used to tie parcels to the back of the PEX ship.

Q: What happened to Visa?
Doctor Z

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« Reply #696 on: 03-21-2006 01:44 »

A: Someone used it to get into the country.

Q: What is the Question of the Answer?
Fry1077

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« Reply #697 on: 03-21-2006 02:11 »

A: The question is who? the answer is yes

Q: Can anyone hear you scream in space?
Dave B

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« Reply #698 on: 03-21-2006 06:06 »

A: No, nobody

Q: Will Kif ever further a career in hairdressing
anonymoose

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« Reply #699 on: 03-21-2006 09:30 »

A: Yes

Q: How?
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« Reply #700 on: 03-21-2006 10:58 »
« Last Edit on: 03-21-2006 10:58 »

A: In the Horrible Gelatinous Blob planet, where they eat salads made of human hair, and Kif will properly "dress" them with "hairdressing". (Imaginative, but gross).

Q: Who will Kif take with him to the HGB's planet?
TomAllen

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« Reply #701 on: 03-21-2006 11:22 »

A:  Zapp Brannigan, of course, in hopes that the obvious catastrophe will befall him.  *sigh*  Probably it wouldn't.

Q:  Could Nibbler consume the HGB, or would it be vice-versa?
Quimbly

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« Reply #702 on: 03-21-2006 11:28 »

A: Given that they are both prone to gobbling people up, it would be an even bet that either would happen. However, consider the cases:  if Nibbler ate the HGB, game over.  If HGB are Nibbler, Nibbler would just eat HGB from the inside out, and once again, game over.

Q: In the episode, Parasites Lost, at the space truck stop, there's three types of fuel: regular matter, dark matter, and "Wassa Matter".  What kind of ships use "Wassa Matter" as fuel, and why?
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« Reply #703 on: 03-21-2006 13:27 »
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A: The ships that are built in Japan or in its ally the Empire of Space Japan. Wassa is the evolution of the word "Wasabi", which is the main ingredient in "Wassa matter", along with certain other funky components. (C'mon, that stuff so strong it could easily be a type of fuel).

Q: In AOI2, the part where Fry asks "what if life were more like a videogame?", Lrr asks "have you smelled donkey kong's loincloth lately?", Zoidberg answers "Yes". How and why the Heck did that happen?
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #704 on: 03-21-2006 19:27 »

A: Zoidberg is a rent-lobster.

Q: What happened to Visa credit cards, asswipe?
Doctor Z

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« Reply #705 on: 03-22-2006 07:22 »

A: They were taken over by the MF3C4O (Mom's Friendly Credit Card Company For Overspenders)

Q: If men are from Omicron Persei 9 and women are from OP 7, who is from OP 8?
The Decapodian

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« Reply #706 on: 03-22-2006 07:43 »

A: Multisex

Q: What is Lrr's problem with TV shows?
Gotcha!

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« Reply #707 on: 03-22-2006 07:56 »

A: It started out as an effort to understand the human race, but it is actually the real cause of all omicronian attacks to Earth. Now he watches them so that he can fuel his fury.

Q: What happened to Harold Zoid after the whole Calculon-Oscar incident?
Dave B

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« Reply #708 on: 03-22-2006 09:15 »

A: He went back into his riterement home to die...

Q: What is the sentence if a mutant comes upto the surface with no mutant pass?
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« Reply #709 on: 03-22-2006 11:20 »

A: The sentence is generally, "Oh my god, a mutant!, or, "Quick, call the anti-mutant squad!", and in some rare cases, "ARRRGGGGHHHHHH!".  Is the last one technically a sentence?  Hmm, maybe not, but I'm no grammarian. 

Q: If a mutant is captured on the surface without a mutant day-pass, what is the penalty?
jackai

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« Reply #710 on: 03-22-2006 13:19 »

A: Rock Lobster

Q: If the tapeworms in Fry's system would have remained there, what other things would Fry be capable of?
Gotcha!

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« Reply #711 on: 03-22-2006 13:55 »

A: He would be the next president of Earth, replace Zapp as the "best" commander of the Doop, and become the Highest Sage in the First Amalgamated Church.

Q: What is the Space Pope's religion, and what is it about?
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #712 on: 03-22-2006 15:41 »

A: Space Catholicism is about Space Jesus.

Q: What's the difference between Space Jesus and Regular Jesus?
iamfry

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« Reply #713 on: 03-22-2006 16:02 »

A:Space Jesus has an astronauts helmet instead of a halo.

Q:Why?
TellMyWifeHello

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« Reply #714 on: 03-22-2006 16:29 »
« Last Edit on: 03-22-2006 16:29 »

A. Never doubt the great Space Jesus!!

Q. Why must you be a Crustacean in love?
iamfry

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« Reply #715 on: 03-22-2006 16:47 »

A:Because I love Zoidberg!

Q:Why must Zoidberg eat trash?
anonymoose

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« Reply #716 on: 03-22-2006 18:23 »

A: He doesn't HAVE to eat trash, he could eat dirt (though not the fancy kind) or student meals, but he prefers trash.

Q: Despite obviously evolving from Crustaceans, Decapodians don't seem to like water as much as one would expect, why is this?
iamfry

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« Reply #717 on: 03-22-2006 18:34 »

A:Because they have not evolved into liking water yet. (That probably doesn't make sense)

Q:If there is a fountain of aging is there also a fountain of youthining.
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #718 on: 03-22-2006 18:41 »

A: No. There is only the fountain of ageing. There is, however, a puddle of youthining, but it's really small. Really really really small. Wait until it's grown up a bit.

Q: What is the nutritional value of Zoidberg's male jelly?
iamfry

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« Reply #719 on: 03-22-2006 18:44 »

A:The sum of pie.

Q:What is Fry's favourite flavour of Cherry Pie?
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