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Gotcha!

Crustacean

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A: A whole tiny universe made of tiny atoms. He sold it to a scientist, thinking it was just a "lighting thingie" and got paid four bucks. Obviusly, he was ripped. Those atoms are actually quite expensive.
B: Why would someone drop a really expensive tiny universe on Tinny Tim's begging cup?
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i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary

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A. Hermes. He likes things in order, including nuts.
Q. When will Zoidberg become famous?
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Gotcha!

Crustacean

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A: (Inserts "snappy response" cartridge) "Your mother". What cartridge unit means, it is these quizzically lame questions and their answers that entertain us in this harsh internet-world.
Q: Where those obsolete robots real?
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Gotcha!

Crustacean

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A: Long enough, little man. Long enough.
Q: Besides cooking, heating water, being a safevault, etc. what other things can Bender's torso do?
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TellMyWifeHello

Crustacean

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A: Why the heck not?
Q: Why does Fry have an all-Rush tape?
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Gotcha!

Crustacean

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A: Smentzer, a flavour not found in this planet at this age. However, sources from the future inform me that it is a sort of meaty fruit, tasting somewhere between kiwi and chicken.
Q: Where can one find Smentzer?
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TellMyWifeHello

Crustacean

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A: Oh God, I hope not.
B: What did wooden Bender taste like to the termites?
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TriggerHappyJim

Professor

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A: Wood.
Q: Where will anyone (whoever that may be) "insert girder" into Bender.
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H. G. Blob

Professor

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A: Who knows more about robotics than an old woman? No one thats who.
Q: Why does Robot Santa check his list of naught/nice people when to him everyone is naughty?
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Gotcha!

Crustacean

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A: He finds such a pleasure in judging naughtiness, that he always has to check the list. It's an addiction to him.
Q: What other addictions does RObot Santa have?
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