Quizzical Questions & Smart-Ass Answer

[Reply #720 on:]

A: 4.2 deca-phlerms per 100 quiggles

Q: What sort of answer was that?

[Reply #721 on:]

A:A confusing one.

Q:How much did Doctor Z's answer confuse you?

[Reply #722 on:]

A: So much so that I forgot to check for a new page before I posted.

Q: I'll keep the question the same though: If Mom has to keep up the facade of being an old women, does she bake pies, and if so, what flavour.

[Reply #723 on:]

A:Yes, and cherry.

Q:How many of Mom's cherry pies did Fry eat?

[Reply #724 on:]

A: 4.2 deca-phlerms per 100 quiggles, or 2 in normal speak.

Q: Did he share any of the pies?

[Reply #725 on:]

A: No Nibbler stole them both.

Q: Did Nibbler get indegestion after eating the cherry pies?

[Reply #726 on:]

A: He once ate two of each animal on the planet they found him on and only burped, so of course he got indigestion this time.

Q: Assuming that chalk doesn't exist in the 31st century, what other indigestion relief is available?

[Reply #727 on:]

A: A Rennie.

Q: Do Rennies have chalk in? If yes, what else could they use in the 31st century.

[Reply #728 on:]

A: Yes.  They could use cheese.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Bender?

[Reply #729 on:]

A: None, Bender wouldn't chuck wood, he'd bend it.

Q: What applications in the 31st century does bent wood (or even plain ordinary wood) have?

[Reply #730 on:]

A: Bent wood, like unbent wood, is used to down-grade robots to the more primitive, natural, steam-powered variety.

Q: Who created Tinny Tim, and for what purpose?

[Reply #731 on:]

A: Mom, to earn her some extra cash on the streets

Q: Whats the most unusual thing someone (or something) has placed in Tinny Tim's begging cup?

[Reply #732 on:]

A: A whole tiny universe made of tiny atoms. He sold it to a scientist, thinking it was just a "lighting thingie" and got paid four bucks. Obviusly, he was ripped. Those atoms are actually quite expensive.

B: Why would someone drop a really expensive tiny universe on Tinny Tim's begging cup?

[Reply #733 on:]

A: Because they didn't want to make the delivery and tried to dump the goods, in the end though, they got to their destination.

Q: Which of the Planet Express idiots delivery people failed to deliver the universe?

[Reply #734 on:]

A: Fry, he ate it.

Q: What did it taste like?

[Reply #735 on:]

A: It tasted terrible, and he had to cough it up, which is why it ended up in Tinny-Tims cup.

Q: Which character is a continuity nut :P

[Reply #736 on:]

A. Hermes. He likes things in order, including nuts.

Q. When will Zoidberg become famous?

[Reply #737 on:]

A: When he engages his mandibles.

Q: What flavour are his mandibles?

[Reply #738 on:]

A: Blueberry

Q: Whats with these lame questions?

[Reply #739 on:]

A: (Inserts "snappy response" cartridge) "Your mother".
What cartridge unit means, it is these quizzically lame questions and their answers that entertain us in this harsh internet-world.

Q: Where those obsolete robots real?

[Reply #740 on:]

A: Yes as they appeared in the episode of "Crimes of the Hot", remember........ 

Q: How long ago were the obsolete robots built

[Reply #741 on:]

A: As long ago as you want them to be.

Q: How long ago was that?

[Reply #742 on:]

A: Long enough, little man. Long enough.

Q: Besides cooking, heating water, being a safevault, etc. what other things can Bender's torso do?

[Reply #743 on:]

Crap. Redo...

A: Stores little Mexican kids.

Q: Why does Bender need little Mexican kids?

[Reply #744 on:]

A: Wouldn't you like to know?

Q: Would you?

[Reply #745 on:]

A: Why the heck not?

Q: Why does Fry have an all-Rush tape?

[Reply #746 on:]

A: To eat

Q: What flavour is it?

[Reply #747 on:]

A: Smentzer, a flavour not found in this planet at this age. However, sources from the future inform me that it is a sort of meaty fruit, tasting somewhere between kiwi and chicken.

Q: Where can one find Smentzer?

[Reply #748 on:]

A: under the PE sink

Q:What # am I thinking of?

[Reply #749 on:]

A: Your thinking will anyone guess what I am thinking

Q: Will anyone ever "INSERT GIRDER" for Bender....?

[Reply #750 on:]

A: Oh God, I hope not.

B: What did wooden Bender taste like to the termites?

[Reply #751 on:]

A: Wood.

Q: Where will anyone (whoever that may be) "insert girder" into Bender.

[Reply #752 on:]

A: They have to be strong enough to lift a girder, so my guess is a robot named Lifter.

Q: What use does personality have for construction robots?

[Reply #753 on:]

A: It doesn't.

Q: Why?

[Reply #754 on:]

A: It just doesn't!

Q: Why are Bending units developed to steal? Hence the 'see through the eyes of a Bending unit' machine shows.

[Reply #755 on:]

A: They are made by Mom. No further explanation required.

Q: Why did Mom get into robotics, and not another industry?

[Reply #756 on:]

A: Who knows more about robotics than an old woman? No one thats who.

Q: Why does Robot Santa check his list of naught/nice people when to him everyone is naughty?

[Reply #757 on:]

A: He finds such a pleasure in judging naughtiness, that he always has to check the list. It's an addiction to him.

Q: What other addictions does RObot Santa have?

[Reply #758 on:]

A: Evil Laughing. Its so destuctive that he's attending ELA (Evil Laughers Anonymous)

Q: Who else is a member of ELA?

[Reply #759 on:]

A: The Robot Devil.

Q: Who else ELSE is a member?