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Zeep

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« on: 01-24-2005 12:39 »
« Last Edit on: 01-24-2005 12:39 »

I don't know if this is against the rules or anything, if it is, the mods can close this.

On some other forums on the internet, a popular pasttime is "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer" threads. For each forum is has a different theme, for this forum it's a Futurama theme.

It's not a difficult concept to grasp. I will ask a stupid, nonsensical question, and the nest postter will reply with a stupid, nonsensical answer.

It doesn't matter what your question or answer is, but make it funny and Futurama-related! In each post use the format
A: [Answer to previous question]
Q: [Your new question]

I'll start it off:

Q: Why does Zoidberg have those 4 things coming out of his face?
Space Wasp

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #1 on: 01-24-2005 13:18 »

A: Because they didn't fit in his pants...
Q: Do the Niblonians power their own ships?
Zeep

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #2 on: 01-24-2005 13:23 »

A: No, they have pets called Bibblonians, that excrete better starship fuel.
Q: What brand of shampoo does Zapp Brannigan use?
bish

Starship Captain
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« Reply #3 on: 01-24-2005 15:05 »

A: he doesn't use SHAM-poo, he uses the real thing
Q: How many Neptunians does it take to change a light bulb?
Capīn Skusting

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #4 on: 01-24-2005 15:18 »

A: It took all of them until they were extinct due to electrocution.
They never did get the damn lightbulb changed.
Q: What does Bender use to clean his antenna with?
Space Wasp

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #5 on: 01-24-2005 16:09 »

A: Cleantenna™
Q: What does a Horrible Gelatinous Blob taste like?
Kifchik
Bending Unit
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« Reply #6 on: 01-24-2005 16:32 »

A: Tastes like so much salt. Wait, it is so much salt. Shouldn't have let Bender cook the thing!

Q: How many forms did Hermes have to fill in order to get to have sex with his wife Barbara and produce his son Dwight?
T-Veronica

Bending Unit
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« Reply #7 on: 01-24-2005 16:46 »

A) 314123456789...<insert x amount of digits here>

Q) What makes Fry's hair so...pointy?

"This is how I deal with insignificant bugs," said the spider to the fly, "How do you wish to die?"
bish

Starship Captain
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« Reply #8 on: 01-24-2005 16:46 »
« Last Edit on: 01-24-2005 16:46 »

EDIT: beat me to it
laroquettespine

Bending Unit
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« Reply #9 on: 01-24-2005 16:47 »
« Last Edit on: 01-24-2005 16:47 »

EDIT:  Me too.  Dang, mine was pretty good, I thought.
T-Veronica

Bending Unit
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« Reply #10 on: 01-24-2005 16:49 »
« Last Edit on: 01-24-2005 16:49 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by bish:
EDIT: beat me to it

Yeah, but your "sexty" answer was much more clever than my stupid pi joke. Sorry, bud. But, whose question do we answer?

EDIT: (LS, what did you put? I didn't see it.)


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"This is how I deal with insignificant bugs," said the spider to the fly, "How do you wish to die?"
laroquettespine

Bending Unit
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« Reply #11 on: 01-24-2005 16:54 »

I put "Just one form, but you wouldn't believe what he had to use for ink."

My Q was "What song does Amy sing in the shower?".

I guess we go with yours since it was first, though.
Zeep

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #12 on: 01-24-2005 18:14 »

I'm gonna say go off of T-Veronica's question, since her's was the last officially posted one.

A. He uses glue for hair gel.

Q. What makes Mom's Friendly Robot Company so friendly?
T-Veronica

Bending Unit
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« Reply #13 on: 01-24-2005 18:42 »

A) Where else can you go to get killed in a horrible way by a little old lady?

Q) If Lrrr had a part-time job, what would it be?

"This is how I deal with insignificant bugs," said the spider to the fly, "How do you wish to die?"
Zeep

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #14 on: 01-24-2005 18:48 »
« Last Edit on: 01-24-2005 18:48 »

A. Flipping burgers... as RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8!

Q. Does Fry prefrer margarine or butter? Why?
Junkman

Crustacean
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« Reply #15 on: 01-24-2005 20:41 »

A. He prefers butter, since it's a better substitute for a hat than margarine is.

Q. Why is Bender so greedy?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #16 on: 01-24-2005 21:22 »

A. .....he's Jewish?

Q. What nationality of Human tastes best in Soylant Cola? Why?
rano

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #17 on: 01-24-2005 21:40 »
« Last Edit on: 01-24-2005 21:40 »

A: Hungarian of course because it makes you less hungry

Q: Why is Fry's hair orange?
Futurama Nerd

Professor
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« Reply #18 on: 01-24-2005 21:47 »

A: Because it is.

Q: What is the professor's favorite song?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #19 on: 01-24-2005 21:59 »

A. "Future Guy"  tongue

Q. What diet did Amy go on to lose all the weight she had as a teenager?
laroquettespine

Bending Unit
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« Reply #20 on: 01-24-2005 22:19 »

A:  The "Hey-I'm-rich-I-can-just-get-liposuction" weight loss plan.

(She kept the weight off by working out to "Sweatin' to the Ancients" )

Q:  What will be the title of Elzar's autobiography? 
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« Reply #21 on: 01-24-2005 22:23 »
« Last Edit on: 01-24-2005 22:23 »

A: Elzar's restrainging order against Bender.

Q: Why does Fry only sing "Walking On Sunshine"?
Beamer

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #22 on: 01-24-2005 22:38 »

A: It was the only CD he could ever afford.

Q: After Leela stopped Fry from getting the "operation", who ended up buying those gills off the organ dealer in the end and why?
Philp_J_Fry

Starship Captain
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« Reply #23 on: 01-24-2005 22:40 »

A: Elzar, to cook and claim edible just like the rest of his food.
Q: Why is Kif green?
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« Reply #24 on: 01-24-2005 22:41 »

A: Cause he's constantly sick.

Q: Why is Cubert an ass?
Junkman

Crustacean
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« Reply #25 on: 01-24-2005 22:44 »
« Last Edit on: 01-24-2005 22:44 »

A. Because he just couldn't have been boobs. That would have been out of place on a PG-rated show.

Q. Has Fry ever managed to learn how to use New New York's navigation tubes correctly, or does he still keep being thrown head first on brick walls?
Philp_J_Fry

Starship Captain
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« Reply #26 on: 01-24-2005 22:51 »

A:No,he dosen't go in them anymore.
Q: Why does Leela have purple hair?
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« Reply #27 on: 01-24-2005 22:58 »

A: Cause it's a muntant gene.

Q: How does Nibbler portray someone so stupid so well?
TheLampIncident

Urban Legend
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« Reply #28 on: 01-24-2005 23:00 »

A: Because he has a retard fetish. And he likes role playing. And whips.

Q: How much dirt could you scratch out of one of the Professor's wrinkles?
Kifchik
Bending Unit
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« Reply #29 on: 01-24-2005 23:02 »
« Last Edit on: 01-24-2005 23:02 »

A: We don't know! None of us is old enough to rent ultraporn yet!

Q: What is Zoidberg like in that parallel Hippy universe from Farnsworth Parabox?
Philp_J_Fry

Starship Captain
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« Reply #30 on: 01-24-2005 23:02 »
« Last Edit on: 01-24-2005 23:02 »

beat me to it
rano

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #31 on: 01-24-2005 23:11 »

A: He's the main course

Q: Why doesn't bender flip out and kill all humans?
Nerd-o-rama

Urban Legend
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« Reply #32 on: 01-24-2005 23:12 »
« Last Edit on: 01-24-2005 23:12 »

A: Because then there'd be no one to steal from.
Q: How many guys has Amy "snu-snued?"
TheLampIncident

Urban Legend
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« Reply #33 on: 01-24-2005 23:20 »

A: The number of guys she's screwed is higher than the number of millimeters of snow we got over the weekend, I know that much.

Q: Where does Hermes keep his stash?
Beamer

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #34 on: 01-24-2005 23:24 »

A: You don't want to know.

Q: How would Freida Waterfall have died?
TheLampIncident

Urban Legend
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« Reply #35 on: 01-24-2005 23:30 »
« Last Edit on: 01-24-2005 23:30 »

A: They would have found out by her voice that she was really a transvestite, she would deny it, then when reality sank in, she would blow her brains out.

Q: What would Igner have done if he found out the Professor and Mom were his parents?
laroquettespine

Bending Unit
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« Reply #36 on: 01-25-2005 00:16 »
« Last Edit on: 01-25-2005 00:16 »

A:  He would have dropped the charade and confessed that he was actually brilliant, but was performing a 30-year experiment to see how people would treat him if he acted retarded.

Then he would have shat himself.

Q:  What did Morbo and Calculon call their band in college?

EDIT:  (accidentally typed A: twice.  Durp.)
hobojobo

Bending Unit
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« Reply #37 on: 01-25-2005 00:45 »

A: The Righteous Fist of Spirituality.

Q: What is nibbler's sexual orientation?
Beamer

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #38 on: 01-25-2005 00:49 »

A: Male, because he's obsessed with ea... no, that's a little too tasteless. I'll just stick with male.

Q: What did Bachelor Chow taste like before it was introduced "with flavour?"
rano

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #39 on: 01-25-2005 00:56 »

A: Depressed, lonely (human?) bachelors

Q: What would a spin off sitcom featuring Bender as the main character be called?
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