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M0le
Space Pope
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« Reply #162 on: 09-19-2005 03:36 »
« Last Edit on: 09-19-2005 03:36 »
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The walking, talking advertising machine strikes again! Also, I rented out Dawn of the Dead a few days ago. Roger rules until he turns into the Grinch. "TEh people it kills get up and KILLZ!" "Wanna see my whirly bird?"
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M0le
Space Pope
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Originally posted by M0le: Way to over-emote. Don't ever change, M0ley. Anybody heard of this new Diary of the Dead coming out? Apparently it's set on the same night as the original Night of the Living Dead... GENTLEMEN, START YOUR CAMEOS Although, The Diary of The Dead is a pretty dorky name.... they should have kept up the naming theme and called it The Evening of The Dead or The Breakfast of the Dead or something else stupid.
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frowntown
Crustacean
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I am terrified of zombies, Shaun of the dead is the only one I could sit through. And that scared me as a comedy.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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Haha. There comes a time in every young persons life, where they must plan for a zombie attack.
That is such a bitching tagline!
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #183 on: 04-03-2007 03:46 »
« Last Edit on: 04-03-2007 03:46 »
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Zombies are a great metaphor for post-apocalyptic/SHTF scenario planning. They're not an accurate rendition of said eventualities, but let's face it: if a survivalist is going to fantisize about killing people, he or she might as well imagine them as undead people...or robots. That being said, Shaun of the Dead was bloody brilliant. I can't wait for the non-zombie flick, Hot Fuzz, to come out stateside.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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Bah, Zed is lucky to live in Camden. He'll outlive us all.
He'll have Cold War Era tanks and Assault Rifles with the ammunition all stocked up.
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transgender nerd under canada
DOOP Ubersecretary
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I'll be in no need of a gun. Blunt trauma to the head should effectively destroy enough of the brain to de-animate a zombie. I'll have my golf club.
I'll also be holing up far from civilisation, near to an old but still working well, and near to a forest which I can use as fuel should I need to light a fire. I'll have a nearby monument to the Napoleonic wars to shelter inside at night, and to climb so as to be safe from attack. A ladder will be necessary, since I plan to destroy the stairs with a home-made explosive, but that should be easy enough to sort out.
There are sheep on the moors which will make an excellent source of meat when the villages below finally run out of supplies and my raids become fruitless.
I'll have, of course, a large supply of knives. Kitchen knives, bowie knives, machetes, table knives. Anything pointy. I'll raid houses, shops, churches, anywhere that looks like it will have more than one knife inside. Hell, I'll raid any building on the off chance that I can augment my knife collection with what I find.
I'll begin to take abandoned off-road vehicles so that I can get up and down the fellside more easily. I'll use them until they run too low on fuel to be of further use, and I'll leave them all over the hill top. If I fill them with dead wood, then when I need to, I can set them ablaze and light up the area.
Should any survivors happen by, I will evaluate the stuation. If they look like I can take 'em easily, I will kill them and loot the corpses. Perhaps I'll be in need of the meat. If I think they've got a chance of taking me down, 'll attempt to join up with them, maybe wait 'till they're asleep before slitting their throats.
When I feel that my position is no longer possible to maintain, I shall collect what fuel I've managed to scrounge, and the toughest vehicle still running. I'll head for the coast, and try to find a ship - better yet, a sub. I'll go as far as I can across the ocaen before hunger, fuel, the weather, or other circumstances prove to be my doom. It's a grim and bitter scenario, but better than the alternative.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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If you are going to go all melee on zombies, bring a couple of old clothes you don't want to wash.
Just because it is a zombie apocalypse doesn't mean you can walk around with three week old zombie brains all over your favourite shirt. Especially if you have some old ones you want to throw out or give away to charity.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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Get a few pairs of those plastic goggles to cover your eyes for the Zombie skull busting too.
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midget blues
Crustacean
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I would stand on some tall structure and throw grenades at the zombie hords below. or failing that I would go have an embarrasing panic attack under a table.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by totalnerduk: If it comes to that, I think I'll be done with clothing for good before that point. Boots, I might need. Pants? Shirts? Fuck that! Well. Maybe if it gets cold.
Part of the attraction of a total societal breakdown is that I could get away with wandering around naked - nobody would be around to care that I hadn't been bothered to put on clothes that morning. That wouldn't work so well with me. Non-zombies might see my pasty skin, bloated abdomen, and lumbering gait and immediately assume I was undead.
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fryfanSpyOrama
Urban Legend
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Coming out tomorrow on DVD is Gangs of the Dead. On the verge of a major arms deal, the two toughest gangs in L.A. will find themselves trapped in an abandoned warehouse by a ravenous mob of bloodthirsty zombies. They will have to work together with the cops to avoid being torn limb-from-limb and eaten alive. A one of a kind urban-zombie film, Gangs of the Dead is a gore-filled and action-packed thriller for both the horror fan and the urban audience. Talk about exploitation, but I'll take a look at this movie.
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transgender nerd under canada
DOOP Ubersecretary
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Originally posted by Frobot: my god they've done it how do you exploit both races as well as the dead. GANGSTA ZOMBIE MOVIE!
That's it. I've had it with badly done zombie movies. I'm going to write my own. With blackjack and hookers!
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by totalnerduk: That's it. I've had it with badly done zombie movies. I'm going to write my own. With blackjack and hookers! "Sorry, sir. The undead must hit on a soft 17."
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