Don't Tase Me Bro- The Catchphrase Thread

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"Where's the Beef", "I've fallen and I can't get up" and now "Don't Tase Me, Bro".  What are some catchphrases you know?

"Bite My Shiny metal ass"

"Eat My Shorts"

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"Gotta Catch 'Em All!"  (of course, the Pokemon anime doesn't actually use this anymore, lol)

"No Need To Worry!"  (Dawn's catchphrase from the Diamdond and Pearl series)

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"Kiss my Grits"

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing"

"Who loves ya baby?"

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Originally posted by FryFangirlLisa:
"No Need To Worry!"

"It's when you say 'don't worry' that I worry the most."

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"Steve Holt!"

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"SOY BOMB"!

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Originally posted by David A:
 "It's when you say 'don't worry' that I worry the most."

Yep, that's what Dawn's mom likes to say the most, lol.


Yay!

I was hoping someone would post that!   


Looks like I'm not the only one here who's a fan of the Pokemon anime.  XD

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"Beam us up."

"Make it so."

"What the hell are you staring at?"

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"Leave Britney Spears alone!"

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"I've reversed the polarity of the neutron-flow."

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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
"Steve Holt!"

"I've made a huge mistake"

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"Beam me/us up." - The more classic line, and...
"____ to beam up." - This and...
"Energize." - this being the more TNG lines.
"Make it so." - Classic Picard #1
"Engage." - Classic Picard #2
"You have the bridge, Number One." - Classic Picard #3
"Mr. Worf/Data/Sulu/Spock..." (Seriously, what was the need to address them as "Mr."?)
"I'm a doctor, not a _____" - Bone's trademark line
"What a tweest!"


Something that's not really a catchphrase, but deserves mention. I feel like Heroes uses bumpers that try to be overly climatic, such as "Save the cheerleader, save the world" and now "What is in... THE BOX?!" I mean, you already have a fanbase who regularly watches the show and understands the plotline. What's the point in repeating the fact that they have to save the cheerleader to save the world, or that there's a mysterious box that will withhold its mysteries for another month?

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"Fire! Fire!!"
"Howsitgoing?"
"[Blank] rules! It rules!!"

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"Don't panic."

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"I'll be back!"

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Not exactly a catchphrase, but breaking up a phrase with an excessive dramatic pause is a pretty good one from CSI: Miami.  My dad and I use it to annoy my mom, who likes the show.  It works...


...every time.

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Originally posted by Officer 1BDI:

"Don't panic."

(Fix PEEL - one of my posts has disappeared)

"Mostly Harmless"

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Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Not exactly a catchphrase, but breaking up a phrase with an excessive dramatic pause is a pretty good one from CSI: Miami.  My dad and I use it to annoy my mom, who likes the show.  It works...


...every time.

I've been known to do that from time....

time to time....

I wasn't aware they did that a lot in CSI: Miami.

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"What you talkin bout Willis?"

"Dyn-o-mite"

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"Screw you guys, I'm going home"

"Oh my god they killed Kenny, You bastard!"

"Timmy!"

"yeah but no but...."

"I don't like it, I want that one"

"I'm the only gay in the village"

"I'm a lady"

"Oh behave!"

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"I'm coming, Elizabeth!"

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Originally posted by winna:
 I've been known to do that from time....

time to time....

I wasn't aware they did that a lot in CSI: Miami.

Here's some help to improve this routine:


found it on another forum...priceless 

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Originally posted by i_c_weiner:
"Beam me/us up." - The more classic line, and...
"____ to beam up." - This and...
"Energize." - this being the more TNG lines.
"Make it so." - Classic Picard #1
"Engage." - Classic Picard #2
"You have the bridge, Number One." - Classic Picard #3
"Mr. Worf/Data/Sulu/Spock..." (Seriously, what was the need to address them as "Mr."?)
"I'm a doctor, not a _____" - Bone's trademark line
"What a tweest!"

You forgot "Fascinating" and "Logical".

"I sense [whatever emotion the person in front of her is displaying]" (Troi demonstrating exactly how useless she is for Picard)

"XXX was inwented in Russia" (Chekov)

"Resistance is futile" (Best catchphrase evar!!)

"Intriguing Captain" (Data)

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I remembered the first two and the Borg line, yet thought I already had enough. I totally forgot the cliché Troi line, though. I always found it hilarious, though, when she said what was obvious.

The other thing with Data is his use of over analyzing/describing something, such as his Ode to Spot.

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Originally posted by Teral:

"Resistance is futile" (Best catchphrase evar!!)

Even though it's cheap ripoff of "You will become like us"? 

Everyone knows that "Ex-ter-mi-nate!" is the best catchphrase ever. 

Although my signature does get an Hono(u)rable Mention...

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"Yeah, that's the ticket"
"I don't get no respect, no respect at all"
"One of these days, Alice"
"Snootchie Bootchies"

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Gocad, why is he putting on a pair of shades over another pair of shades... I call the Chewbacca defence on that!

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I was about to ask about that too... 

Jim Carrey does a nice David Caruso impression, by the way.

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Two faves from South Park

"This is Lesbo!"
"Piss coming out my ass"

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Here's an obscure one, from Mythbusters...

"I reject your reality, and substitute my own".

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Yes, Squat, being crammed in the torpedo tubes of a giant sub, that's abpout to blow up, sink and crush our tiny skulls in the process would fit nicely in the 'bad things' category!

When does the hurting stop!?

It never hurts to help.

Game over, man!  Game over!

Shaft is one bad mothe-
-Shut your mouth.

LLLLLLLLLLLLets get ready to rumbllllllllllle.

Party on, Wayne. 

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Party on Garth

Missed it by this much

And now you know the rest of the story

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I am Cornholio!  I need TP for my Bunghole!

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"Jane, you ignorant slut"

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"Good news everyone!"

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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
Gocad, why is he putting on a pair of shades over another pair of shades...

Damnit Faze, he's Horatio Caine. 'nuff said.

Now stop asking. 

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"Why you, I oughta...

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"Good night and good luck"

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Originally posted by tyraniak:
"Jane, you ignorant slut"

"Monty you terrible cunt!"

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HELLO CLEVELAND!  HELLO CLEVELAND!