Celebrity Deathmatch- Let's Get It On Again

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MTV2 is bringing back Celebrity Deathmatch.  June 10 will feature Paris V. Nicole.

I used to watch Deathmatch religiously.  Now that it's coming back we can see a whole new generation of celebrities maimed and gutted in claymation.

here are my dream deathmatches

Matt Groening vs. Seth MacFarlane

William Hung vs. Kim Jun Ill

Simon Cowell vs. Paula Abdul vs. Randy Jackson with Ryan Seacrest as referee

Adam West vs. Christian Bale

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Freakin' sweet.

Hey, and I agree with most of what you said in that post, ffSO.  I don't think that's ever happened before.

West vs. Bale.  *POW* *SOCK*

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Awesome!

Is this show out on DVD? I have a few VHS of it but I'd love to get them on DVD.

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The original CDM credits theme tune was f0rking r0xx0r.

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I still dispute the Bigfoot vs Loch Ness Monster wrestle. His foot went over the line! 

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Did anyone see Deathmatch?  I heard John DiMaggio voiced a celebrity.  Anyway body knows who he voiced?

I'd like to see Hilary Duff vs. Lindsay Lohan with Aaron Carter as special referee.  I'd just want to see them tear Carter apart and then each other.

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The Battle of the over-the-hill MTV VeeJays:

Nina Blackwood vs. Martha Quinn


The Battle of the white-trash housewives:

Rosanne Barr vs. Katie Sagal

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Ah, Celebrity Deathmatch. One of two good things MTV ever contributed to society(the other being Beavis and Butthead).

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John DiMaggio played Don Vito for sure.

Also, I have the game, and Frankenstein's super move was bringing Stacy Cornbred back to life. How did she die and when?
Any ideas who the strange masked man is? I think it's Michael Jackson.

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Cornbred died due to spontaneous human combustion in a episode where Gwyneth Paltrow took on Winona Ryder. I don't have MTV2.  I wish I did.

Here are the next matches for the next episode from what I've heard:

1. Bono vs Chris Martin
2. Bruce Willis vs Ashton Kutcher
3. Robert DeNiro vs James Gandolfini

Bono was killed by Fabio.  Bruce Willis along with Tom Cruise were killed off in the season 1 by Stold Cold and Gandolfini was killed killed off by The Boss in an old episode.  It's cool they they're bringing back those who lost.  DeNiro won a match againt Al Pacino.  They should bring Pacino back.

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Current CD wins:

Ep.1:Paris Hilton versus Nicole Richie
Winner

Nicole

Bam Margera Versus Tony Hawk
Winner

Bam

Main Event: Bam Margera versus Don Vito
Winner

Bam!

Ep.2: Bono Versus Chris Martin
Winner

Bono

Bruce Willis Versus Ashton Kutcher
Winner

Demi Moore

Main Event: Robert DeNiro Vs. James Gandolfini
Winner

DeNiro

Ep.3:Colin Farrell Vs. Charlie Sheen
Winner

Charlie Sheen

Ryan Seacrest Vs. Simon Cowell
Winner

Ryan Seacrest

Main Event:Jack and Kelly Osbourne Vs. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.
Winner

Kelly Osbourne. Just Kelly, the Olsens killed Jack.

Updated Ep. Guide.

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This was that old clay animation show right? Ah I remember watching this as a little 5 year old with my sisters who saw nothing wrong with celebrities ripping each others arms off. Twas a violent show...maybe that explains some things.

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Hey, could anybody tell me when the Beavis Vs Butt-Head episode of CDM came on, and if its on DVD/ VHS? Also, I'd like to know which DVD/VHS.

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Last week's deathmatch was great.  Here were the results

-Missy Elliot vs. Gwen Stefani-

The match almost ended with Stefani clotheslining Missy's head off, but her body was still alive and she put her head back on. Then, the match finally ended with Missy jamming Dum-Dum suckers in Stefani's eyes and twisting her head clean off (more like messy off rather than clean). Missy Elliot won!!

-Kevin Federline vs. Justin Timberlake-

The Battle of Britney. K-Fed started rapping, only to annoy everybody, especially Timberlake, who started bleeding from the ears. K-Fed claimed victory after puching a hole through Timberlake's head.

-Shaq vs. Kobe-

Like the other Shaq vs. Kobe, they fought with basketball hoops in sight. The match ended immediately with Shaq ripping Kobe's head off and trying to shoot free throws with his body parts, only to fail miserably each time.

I'd like to see Katie Holmes vs. Nicole Kidman.  They could have Tom Cruise jump on a couch with joy.

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I missed that episode, but if Gwen lost, to Missy Elliot of all people, I question the show's validity.

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I hope I never see Futurama v. The Simpsons on Celebrity Deathmatch.  There was an episode where Beavis and Butthead duked it out.  The show was funny for a while then it got tired and old. 

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Plus the new series has different voice overs, so Nick and Johnny sound really weird

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Originally posted by Nerd-o-rama:
Freakin' sweet.

Hey, and I agree with most of what you said in that post, ffSO.  I don't think that's ever happened before.

West vs. Bale.  *POW* *SOCK*

I got my wish.  I think this Friday on MTV it will feature Bale vs. West.

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never seen it. is it good

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Here were last week's results:

-Chris Farley vs. Horatio Sanz-

The Battle of the Funniest Fat Man. The Deathmatch Time Machine was used to bring back Chris Farley in order to fight to the death with Horatio Sanz. The problem was that Farely was so overweight, that he died before he could get into the ring. So Mills Lane kept bringing Chris Farley back from the dead with the use of the Deathmatch Time Machine. After several attempts of bringing Farley back to life, he pulled Horatio Sanz's tongue out with his guts. Chris Farley was claimed the winner.

-Christian Bale vs. Adam West-

The Battle of the Best Batman Ever! Legendary Adam West goes bat to bat against Christian Bale. The announcers mistake Adam West for being dead, but in reality Adam West was never dead. And he has done several voice-overs in several cartoon shows. Christian Bale beats up Adam West with the classic sound effects word punches (Bam!). It was Adam West's rage that no one believed he was still alive and never died that led to his victory. West brought down the arena lights to come crashing on Bale. He flipped over the stage lights, not to show the Bat Signal but the Christian signal.

-Jamie Fox vs. Ray Charles-

The Battle of the Rays. Originally the fight was suppose to be between Jamie Fox and the Legendary Sanford, Redd Fox, but Deathmatch punk’d Jamie. The fight led on to a series of bad blind humor, as Ray Charles roamed around the ring and killing innocent bystanders. But the fight was kicked up a notch when Mills Lane brought a piano into the ring. Ray Charles ended the fight by smashing Jamie’s head in the piano. Mills Lane declared Jamie Fox the winner, because he was convinced that Jamie could look like Ray Charles based on the movie, Ray.