Fry The Jiggalo?

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Just how many girls has our favourite main character kissed/slepted/dated with? There must be loads? I want a list people!

I believe he kissed and slepted with Amy twice in Put Your Head On My Shoulders...

And then Morgon Proctor (both again) in How Hermes Requestioned His Groove Back.

Any more y'all?

[#1 :]

It's 'Gigolo,' and I don't want to ruin the humour by counting.. But it must be about 10-15, willing or unwilling. Seems that way, anyway..

[#2 :]

You have that woman from the 21st century, all those Amazonians..... the radiator  <IMG SRC="http://peel.gotfuturama.com/ubb/wink.gif">

[#3 :]

I think he and seymour had a little somthing going on ... i mean he got freaky with a radiotor in the end of "The Lesser of Two Evils"

and many of his lovers return in "the sting" at frys funeral

Edit: sorry neva read the thread above

[#4 :]

Umbriel the mermaid, the ex-girlfriend from the 20th century and The Cryonic Woman...

Oh, and he received the "Kiss of Death" from Big Vinnie (although we dont actually see it) on the planet Sicily 8 in Hell Is Other Robots.

[#5 :]

And of course his own true love - Leela! And he does mention something about "self-love" somewhere, but I'm not quite sure what *that* means. (baffled)

[#6 :]

 

Originally posted by cyba:
And of course his own true love - Leela! And he does mention something about "self-love" somewhere, but I'm not quite sure what *that* means. (baffled)

Oh dear, how obscene.
But could I be so bold as to suggest that he was MASTURBATING.

[#7 :]

Masturbating ja? Das ist vanking ja?

[#8 :]

Poor Fry. There are so many masturbation jokes at his expense...

Fry: "These new hands are great! I'm gonna break them in tonight."
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Nixon: "I remember my body. Flabby, pasty skin, riddled with phlebitis - a good republican body. God, I loved it."

Fry: "I hear that. I spent most of my teen years loving my body. Of course, it was tough love but - Ow!"

Leela: "Fry, he opened up relations with China. He doesn't want to hear about your ding dong."
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Zoidberg: "How will I get rid of my male jelly now?"

Fry: "You can borrow this" (holds up his disembodied arm)

Leela: "FRY!"
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Lrrr: "Mmm, this jerked chicken is good. I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked."

Bender: "It's used to it! Woooo!"
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Leela: "Well, Fry, it looks like you get to hold on to your lower horn."

Bender: "As usual! Woooo!"
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Robot Devil: "Hello, Fry. Hahaha haha. Just dropped by to make sure you're as happy with our deal as I am. Oh! Give me back my hands! These things are always touching me in... places."

Fry: "Hehehe. Yeah, they get around."
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Leela: "No, I'm not a student. I'm looking for one of yours, Phillip J. Fry."

Lap Dancing Teacher: "Oh, yeah. Pizza boy. He had to drop the course 'cause he could never make it through the first five minutes of class without excusing himself for some odd reason."

[#9 :]

Ja, ja!!! Ich liebe masturbation!! Ich mache es oft!!

[#10 :]

Ich auch, ich auch. Umm.. Entschuldigung.. :laufen zum Badezimmer:

[#11 :]

That's what she said! WOOOOOOOOOO! LMAO!

[#12 :]

 

Originally posted by leelaholic:
Leela: "No, I'm not a student. I'm looking for one of yours, Phillip J. Fry."

Lap Dancing Teacher: "Oh, yeah. Pizza boy. He had to drop the course 'cause he could never make it through the first five minutes of class without excusing himself for some odd reason."

Don't remember this is it from a Comic?
Also he has kissed Leela and through the magic that is the What-if? machine he also viewed himself having sex with Leela!

[#13 :]

 

Originally posted by ChrisWilson:
That's what she said! WOOOOOOOOOO! LMAO!

Thats what who said? 

[#14 :]

 

Originally posted by Drunknmunky:
 Thats what who said?   

Whoooosh. :makes over-the head gesture:

[#15 :]

you forgot a masturbaiting joke, aoi2, i know i'm not quoting right but i think it's close
BENDER:hey my antena's gone, oh no it just moved, but i'm not getting very good reception, let me move it around a little
FRY:bender stop, you'll make god cry

[#16 :]

   
I'm shocked! How come a bunch of nerdy guys in glasses know so much about masturbation! It's an unfathomable mystery!

[#17 :]

 

Originally posted by Sm@ Cpt. Libido:
 Don't remember this is it from a Comic?
Also he has kissed Leela and through the magic that is the What-if? machine he also viewed himself having sex with Leela!

Yeah, that's from a comic, #9 I think, the one with the terminator parody.

[#18 :]

@Leelaholic: You missed one joke:

That guy: "That's what I call a hostile makeover. Hair gel?"
Fry: "No thanks, I make my own."

[#19 :]

 

Originally posted by Sm@ Cpt. Libido:
through the magic that is the What-if? machine he also viewed himself having sex with Leela!

No, actually. Farnsworth saw a What-if story, wherein Fry saw himself having sex with Leela. The entire AOI I was the result of Farnsworth asking "What if I had invented the Fing-Longer?".

[#20 :]

 

Originally posted by Teral:
 No, actually. Farnsworth saw a What-if story, wherein Fry saw himself having sex with Leela. The entire AOI I was the result of Farnsworth asking "What if I had invented the Fing-Longer?".

 
What crazy shenanigans old Farnsworth gets up to.

Oh my, yes.

[#21 :]

 

Originally posted by Nosebleed:
@Leelaholic: You missed one joke:

That guy: "That's what I call a hostile makeover. Hair gel?"
Fry: "No thanks, I make my own."

i don't think that's a masturbaiting joke, i'm probably wrong but i think it was refering to fry's greasiness, because right after it fry just rubbed his hands on his head


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Oh my god. I'm so excited I wish I could wet my pants!

[#22 :]

I think it could be construed either way.

[#23 :]

At Frys's Funeral in 'THE STING' All of the girls Fry has had relations with are up the back of the body ejecting crematorium or whatever they call that space funeral parlour.

Also I forgot to mention another masterbating joke, sort of its at least a dick joke:

Fry: Hey Bender (Squirts Bender with water)
Bender: (Laughs, Throws sponge at Fry misses and hits Leela)
Leela: Alright you two this is the third hose fight I've broken up today, the second using actual hoses...

[#24 :]

 

Originally posted by Aussie:
At Frys's Funeral in 'THE STING' All of the girls Fry has had relations with are up the back of the body ejecting crematorium or whatever they call that space funeral parlour

The problem with this is that it was Leela's dream, and so it is not proven that Fry had something going on with them. I.e. Petunia left early in PYHOMS to get Sal and the bus to Nudley, or has Fry ever gone on his date with the radiator woman from the radiator planet? As I sad, it was only Leela's dream while she was in a coma.

[#25 :]

Is it possible that Fry and Leela actualy, factualy had pre-marital relations (ie sex) between the time Fry moved the stars for her and their wedding in Time Keeps On Slipin'? Though they might have been saving it for the honeymoon.

[#26 :]

Fry and Leela? Not very likely, considering "Parasites Lost".

Fry and the radiator "women" only made out. That is, I seriously hope the burn ward didn't have to treat any 2nd degree burns on Fry's lower horn.

[#27 :]

They're used to it! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[#28 :]

What about the masturbating joke (I think) about Bender in HHRHGB?

"Hey... Sometimes a guy gets lonely."

[#29 :]

 

Originally posted by Aussie:
Fry: Hey Bender (Squirts Bender with water)
Bender: (Laughs, Throws sponge at Fry misses and hits Leela)
Leela: Alright you two this is the third hose fight I've broken up today, the second using actual hoses...

I just love that. The way Leela is so deadpan. That's a good one!

I guess Fry isn't too smelly or greasey if a couple of women will have him.