Fry quotes

[#40 :]

You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless! You've got to hope even more! And cover your ears and go "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!"

[#41 :]

FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT!....FIX IT! FIX IT!
-A Clone of My Own

[#42 :]

This isn't Yemeni! It's suloasy! And the cup's shaking I don't want my coffee shaking!

[#43 :]

In Rosewell That Ends Well-

Fry: Maybe God loves me.

Bender: Hahahahahahah!
I only like that scene cause Bender laughs at it.

[#44 :]

Leela: This is for you fry...
*Leela kissed Fry*
Fry: Beep.

[#45 :]

Hehehe *Leela presses Fry's head against chest*

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!

[#46 :]

 

Originally posted by Coilette:
This isn't Yemeni! It's suloasy! And the cup's shaking I don't want my coffee shaking!

It's spelled Sulawesi.  It's one of the more than 12,000 islands in Indonesia.  I guess they grow coffee there.

[#47 :]

In TKOS after a time skip Leela and Fry find themselves getting married and Leela asks how Fry did it.

Leela:"How'd you do it? Drugs? Hypnosis?
Fry:"No, drugs are for losers and hypnosis is for losers with big weird eyebrows."

-cs™

[#48 :]

Another thread that shouldn't be.   

BAM!

[#49 :]

"thinking hurts him, maybe i can think of a way to use that" - The Why of Fry ( i think it was in that episode)

[#50 :]

 

Originally posted by Philp_J_Fry:
"thinking hurts him, maybe i can think of a way to use that" - The Why of Fry ( i think it was in that episode)

Wrong! The Day the Earth Stood Stupid is the ep that line is from.

[#51 :]

Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee *little bing on bottom of screen shows number of coffee Fry was drinking in a little mug*

[#52 :]

 

Originally posted by Allen:
 Wrong! The Day the Earth Stood Stupid is the ep that line is from.

oh yeah
 

[#53 :]

From ' Insane In The Mainframe'

Fry - Owww my head, owww my feet,owww my head, owww my feet
Professor - Keep your chin up
Fry - Owww my chin

[#54 :]

Fry, Bender, and Leela looking at apartments
Fry:Well, I give up, what's the catch?

Guy selling apartment:No catch, although technically we are in New Jesey.

Fry back at Planet Express:Not one place even remotely livable.

[#55 :]

"No problemo!"

Leela: "We would love to stay and chat but we have a... a..."
Fry: "A thing!"
Leela: "Yea that"
(Long pause)
Bender: "Cheese it!"

Although that does involve everyone, it's funny how Fry says his line.

[#56 :]

Another one of my favorites is this one from I, Roomate (even though it's mostly Bender, it's just funny).

Fry-I can't believe they kicked me out, I must of really been acting like a jerk.

Bender-Yeah, but everybodys a jerk.  You, me, this jerk (pointing to the guy behind him)

From Space Pilot 3000

Fry-It's the future!  My parents, my co-workers, my girlfriend.  I'll never see any of them again.  Yahoo!!

From The Series has Landed

Fry-Can I do the countdown?

Leela-sure. Knock yourself out.

Fry-Ten...Nine...

Leela-Ok, were here.

Fry-eightsevensixfivefourthreetwooneblastoff
Also from TSHL

Man-Wise guy, huh?  If I wasn't so lazy i'd punch you in the stomach.

Fry-But you are lazy right?

Man-Ah, don't get me started.

Funny Funny Stuff

[#57 :]

Fry and Michelle are sitting after she gets unfrozen, and they're talking.

Long story short, she was talking about how no one cared he got frozen

Fry: So... No one cared..

Michelle: *taking his hands* Except for... One person..

(they're about to kiss)

Fry: Who was it?


OK, that wasn't an exact quote, but that's the gist of it...

[#58 :]

"Awww, the butter in my pocket is melting!"

[#59 :]

"No I'm...doesnt."

[#60 :]

"My ass has blisters from the slide!"-Hell is Other Robots

[#61 :]

Mine is the fovorite : "I kill you, you bastard, I kill you" from WMIBACIL

[#62 :]

"Every time something good happens to me, you say its some type of madness. Or I'm drunk, or i ate too much candy." -Deep South

"Hey, what smells like blue?" - RTEW

"The important thing is, we're all together for Xmas. And even though I'm surrounded by robots and monsters and old people, I've never felt more at home." - Xmas Story

[#63 :]

My sig one,

'Alright bird, you think you can beat me in a game of wits? Well you just met your equal'

from Xmas Story

[#64 :]

 

Originally posted by Nasty Pasty:
"Hey, what smells like blue?" - RTEW

"Huh. Did everything just taste purple for a second?" - TWOF

[#65 :]

So...Fry has the amazing ability to taste and smell colors.

What a man

Such a man....I'd follow him to the ends of the earth.

[#66 :]

"Crazy theories one, regular theories a billion"-Fry

[#67 :]

"Oh, so this is the famous Fry.. What is he like .. the biggest loser on the surface, so he has to hang out in the sewer?" - Mandy
"They're on to me!" - Fry

"I didn't ask for a completly reasonable excuse, I asked you to get busy." - Fry

"You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless.. You gotta hope even more, and cover your ears and go blah blah blah blah blahh blah blah blahhh" - Fry

"IT TIME SNU-SNU!" - Amazonian
"Can't we just cuddle? .. NOOOO!" - Fry

.. great stuff, and I can't spell.

[#68 :]

"That's not soon enough!" - Fry and the Slurm Factory

Oh, and welcome to Peel, Darth_Bender!

[#69 :]

 

Originally posted by Nasty Pasty:
"No I'm...doesnt."

apparently this is Billy West's favourite line too!

[#70 :]

"No! Take my hands, You Evil Metal Doooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkk!"