Fry: Looks like this planet is next on line

"But existing is practically all I do!"

From the videogame
"I'm not rich but I'm comfortable"
"Finally I'm as rich as the pope!"

"The lizards..no the parrot..no wait, the lizards, no, yes, no, yes yes yes...the parrot!" 

"Just like every other girl I've dated." (In response to Morgan Proctor's "No-one can know about us.  If anyone asks I'll deny it." )

"There.  Now he's trapped in a book *I* wrote.  A crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors."


"Oh.  I never told anybody this, but a thousand years ago I used to look up at the moon and dream about being an astronaut. I just didn't have the grades. Or the physical endurance.  Plus I threw up a lot, and nobody liked spending a week with me."

And of course the one in my sig - Possibly the best Futurama quote of all   

Taken from TFH's random quote script:

Fry: 'Oh my God, it's the future. My parents, my co-workers, my girlfriend, i'll never see any of them again. Yahoo!'

Leela: 'Ok, if everyones finished being stupid'
Fry: 'I had more, but go on'

Fry: 'Thinking hurts him, maybe i can think of a way to use that'

Fry: 'Leela, give me a topic'
Leela: 'Duhhh...'
Fry: 'Seriously, I can't think of anything'

Fry: 'I just made out with that radiator woman from the Radiator Planet!'
Leela: 'Fry, that was a radiator.'

Fry: 'They're like sex, except I'm having them!'

Fry: 'Alright bird, you thought you could beat me in a game of wits. Well you just met your equal.'

Amy: 'We're all going to die'
Fry: 'Wait, i'll be back in a minuite' *Flush*
Leela: 'You did it Fry'
Fry: 'Did what?'

Bender: 'And now, a man who needs no introduction' *Silence* 'Fry, get up there!'

Leela: 'Young Hubert learned to read while he was still in dypers, at age 8'

Hermes: 'Up yours Zoidberg, up wherever your species traditionally crams things.'

Fry: 'Hey, you have no right to criticize the 20th century! We gave the world the light bulb, the steam boat and the cotton gin.'

Fry + Bender: 'You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, you can chew 'em, you can stick 'em and if you promise not to sue us you can shove one up your nose'

Worm King: 'He's bluffing. No creature would willingly make an idiot out of itself.'
Fry: 'Obviously you've never been in love.'

Fry: 'The Breakfast Club soundtrack. I can't wait until I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff.'

Fry: 'In my time we didn't depend on hi-tech gadgets like you do, we didn't need a mechanical washing unit to wash our clothes, we just used a washing machine'

Fry: 'The important thing is, we're all together for Xmas. And even though I'm surrounded by robots and monsters and old people, I've never felt more at home.'

Fry: 'I never thought it would end this way: gunned down by Santa Claus. Honestly, I didn't see it coming.'

Fry: 'Take that one, and that one. This sentence I don’t understand, but take this one.'

Fry: 'There, finished'
Leela: 'Wouldn't it work better if the wheels were round?'
Fry: 'It's my invention we do it my way'

Mom: 'You broke my heart Hubert'
Prof: 'And you broke mine, granted that was three or four hearts ago'

Fry: 'Hey, what smells like blue?'

Fry: 'Ok,ok, I'll take the 500 lizards. No wait, yes, no, yes, Yes, yes! THE PARROT'

Amy: 'Ay-argh Leela's gonna kill me'
Bender: 'Naa, she'll probably make me do it'

Fry: 'You're a bender right, we can get outta here, all you have to do is bend the bars!'
Bender: 'Dream on skin-tube, i'm only programmed to bend for constructive purposes, what do i look like, a de-bender?'

Fry: 'Who cares what you're programmed for? If someone programmed you to jump off a cliff would you do it?'
Bender: 'I'll have to check my program.......yep!'

Fry: 'Wow, you got that off the internet! In my day the internet was only used to download pornography'

Leela: 'Pleeeese, Big Z'

Fry: 'Oh crud, i always thought by this point i'd be the one making the crank calls'

Zoidberg: 'They said i probably shouldn't be a surgeon'      Professor:'They poo-pooed my electric frank-furter'
Leela: 'They said i probably shouldn't fly with just one eye'      Bender: 'I am Bender, please insert girder'

Fry: 'Wow, there's a million aliens, i've never seen anything so mindblowing.....Oooh, a reception table with muffins!'

Zapp: 'Back when i was captain all i asked from my men was their complete loyalty, if i had that then for all i care they could sit around all day drinking beer in their underpants'
Bender: 'Beer?'
Fry: 'Underpants?'

Fry: 'Wow Bender, are you and the ship an item? I mean i know you're both items but how can you date a ship anyway? It'd be like me dating a really fat lady and living inside her and she'd be all like neeau-weeeedd-wisisou'

Fry: 'Wow, letters like U and R can mean words like You and Are! Here Leela, U R 2 Cute'
Leela: 'Perhaps, what's your point?'

Fry: ''I love you' too conventional, 'You're my man' Ooh, so close'

Leela: 'What was that?'
Fry: 'Mabe we hit a space cow'

Leela: 'Doesn't it bother you even a little to be taking advantage of your girlfriend's trust?'
Bender: 'Ahahahaha, oh wait, you're serious, let me laugh even harder, AHAHAHAHAHA'

Fry: Space. It seems to go on and on forver. But then you get to the end and the gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.

Fry: Pizza delivery for.... I. C. Wiener! Oh crud! I always thought at this point in my life I'd be the one making the crank calls!

Fry: My God!! It's the future! My parents, my co-workers, my girlfriend. I'll never see any of them again. YAHOOO!!!!

Fry: Can I ask you a question?
Leela: As long as its not about my eye.
Fry: Errrrmmm...
Leela: Is it about my eye?
Fry: Sort of.
Leela: *sighs* Just ask the question.
Fry: Whats with the eye?*

*Fry sees a balloon go past saying 'Happy New Year 3000!'*
Fry: Wait a minute, is that blimp accurate?
Leela: Yep! It's December 31st 2999.
Fry:*thinks how far he's time travelled* My God! A million years!

Fry: Wait! You're the only friend I have!
Bender: You really want a robot for a friend?
Fry: Yeah ever since I was 6.

Fry: This is awesome!! Are we gonna fly through space fighting monsters and teaching alien women to love?

Fox Network Supervisor: Oh My God! You knocked Fox off the air!
Fry: Pfft! Like anyone on Earth cares.

Fry: *eating a burger* Ahhhhhh, just like my Dad used to make, until McDonalds fired him.

Leela: Fry, this isn't TV, it's real life, can't you tell the difference?
Fry: Sure, I just like TV better.

Fry: How could they even know about a show from 1000 years ago?
Prof: Well, Omicron Persei 8 is about 1000 light years away, so the electro-magnetic waves would just recently have gotten there, you see...
Fry: Magic, Got it.

Fry: *after Bender points an 'F-Ray' torch at him* Owww! My sperm!

Fry: If only there was some way of knowing which can had the winning bottle cap in
Bender: Wha, err, What? I didn't hear you, I was too busy using this F-Ray to look inside of things.
Fry: Wait a second. I'm getting an idea. No, false alarm. No. Yes! No. Yep. Nope, waaiiit, no. Yes. Yes. No. YES!!!!

Fry: So, what's the secret ingredient??
Slurm Tour Guide: It's whatever your imagination wants it to be
Fry: Oh, but what is it really?

Slurm Tour Guide: ..You'll have to wait until your partying with Slurms Mackenzie
Fry: When will that be?
Slurm Tour Guide: Soon enough
Fry: Thats not soon enough!

Slurm Tour Guide: There will be no further questions
Fry: Why?

Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

Fry: Valentine's Day's coming. I forgot to get a girlfriend again! Well, since neither of us has a date, why don't we...
Leela: *angry* ... You just assume I can't get a Valentine's date?
Fry: Shall we say 8 o'clock?

Fry: My folks were always on at me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the Pope?!

Fry: *about Amy* Everything was going great until she started talking about hanging out. HANGING OUT?! She's getting way too serious, Im not a one-woman man Leela.
Leela: You'll be back to zero soon enough
Fry: Don't you get it? She's smothering me
*Amy walks past*
Amy: Hi
Fry: You see?! You see?! Now she's bothering me when I'm at work.

Amy: So Fry, you busy tomorrow? I've got tickets to the big ape fight.
Fry: Jeez, we're alreadly planning to spend Valentine's Day together, isn't that enough?
Amy: OK, sure. So what do you wanna do for Valentine's Day?
Fry: Oh, so all of a sudden we're spending Valentine's Day together?

Fry: And another thing, you're using an awful lot of makeup here
Amy: Fry, this is deoderant
Fry: What does it do?

Fry: If I ever want to go back to the year 2000, I'll just freeze myself again

Fry: Hey, my girlfriend had one of those. Actually, it wasnt hers it was her Dad's. And actually she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed the curtains

Leela: Fry, why are you looking for Flexo in my underpants drawer?
Fry: I didn't find him in here 10 minutes ago so I thought it was time to check again.

Fry: You mean Bender is the evil Bender? Im shocked, *b*shocked*/b*, well, not that shocked.

Fry: Well, you two may be losers, but I just made out with that radiator woman from the radiator planet
Leela: Fry, that's a radiator.
Fry: Oh

Fry: So where are we going anyway?
Leela: Nowhere special. The Moon.
Fry: The moon? The moon moon? Wow! I'm gonna be a famous hero just like Neil Armstrong and those other brave guys no one ever heard of!

Leela: OK if everyone's finished being stupid..
Fry: I had more, but you go ahead.

Leela: Maybe I should take Fry on the Luna Rover Ride. You get to wear a space suit and drive around on the surface. And the line's short because it's educational.
Fry: I don't care how educational it is. Lets do it!

Fry: I never told anybody this but a thousand years ago I used to look up at the moon and dream about being an astronaut. I just never had the grades. Nor the physical endurance. Plus I threw up a lot and nobody liked spending a week with me.

Hermes: Fry, mon. If you're going to be living in the office you could at least be on time for work.
Fry: I'm sorry. I was up really late poking through people's desks.

Fry: Man, it's a total sty! For the first time in a thousand years, I feel like I'm home!

Leela: Only when he's in them and you know it. You really hurt his feelings.
Fry: Don't girl me with that girl stuff. Bender and me are guys. Guys don't have feelings.
Leela: Bender's not a guy, he's a robot.
Fry: Same thing.

Woman: You're from the 20th Century? That's incredible. I'm from the 21st Century!
Fry: No way! We've got so much in common!
Woman: We sure do. Remember when those cyborgs enslaved humanity?
Fry: Errr....yeah! That rings a bell.

Leela: Hey look! That's Zapp Brannigan's ship.
Fry: Wow! The Zapp Brannigan?
Leela: Uh huh!
Fry: Who's the Zapp Brannigan?

Fry: I heard that one time you single hadedly defeated a horde of rampaging somethings in the something something system.
Zapp: The Killbots? A trifle! It was simply a matter of outsmarting them.
Fry: Wow, I never would have thought of that!

Fry: Yeah! A barbecue. I'll wear my hilairious apron!

Fry: Wait, Mount Rushmore and The Leaning Tower of Piza. I didnt know they were both in New York.

Fry: I can't work under these conditions! Without me there is no mission, i am the mission!
Leela: We're back from the mission.
Fry: Wha, wha? You went without me?
Bender: You were looking up cursewords in the dictionary, it seemed a better use of your time.

Fry: I'm real sorry i missed the mission. I wasn't there and, you might have needed me.
Bender: Nope
Fry: But if i had been there i...
Bender: Nope
Fry: Loo...
Bender: Nope
Fry: Bender's great
Bender: Nope. Aww!

Fry: Aww Nibbler, at least i'm important to you, even if it's only because i clean up your poop.
Nibbler: The poop irradication is but one aspect of your importance!

*Fry wakes up*
Fry: Are you my mommy?
Nibbler: Negative!

Nibblonian: Fear not mighty one, your missing brainwave makes you invisible to them, as long as you avoid intense thinking.
Fry: Sorry, what? I wasn't paying attention.
Nibblonian: That is most wise.
Fry: Who?

Fry: I'm at the input console. I'm a little nervous and i've got brain in my butt crack.
Nibblonian: Roger!

*Detects Fry*
Brain: Detecting trace amounts of mental activity, possible a dead weasel or a cartoon viewer.

Fry: I, I don't understand. You made me go in the freezer tube?
*Detonation in T-Minus 15 seconds*
Fry: You little runts froze me, you took away my life!
Nibblonian: We can explain.
Fry: No you can't, shut your adorable trap!
Nibblonian: We had no choice, you were the only one who could help us. What is one life weighed against the entire universe?
Fry: But it was my life
:sniff:

Brain: Interesting, you could stop the Nibblonian from pushing you into the cryogenic tube.
Fry: That is interesting. Why?
Brain: It would be as if you never came to the future, you will have your life back and we will succeed in our plan to understand and destroy the universe!
Fry: Everybody wins!

Nibbler: I did not come back in time. Our people lack that ability.
Fry: But i know you in the future, i cleaned your poop.
Nibbler: Quite possible, we live long and are celebrated poopers.

Fry: Well why couldn't you just ask me?
Nibbler: We were afraid you would refuse.
Fry: Of course not, i love the future.
Nibbler: [muffled] Then why are you choking me right now?

*Countdown from 10 in background*
Fry: You really think i would have had a chance with Leela?
Nibbler: You must choose, the present or the future, to save yourself or to save Leela.
*Countdown reaches 1*
*Past Fry blows the party-squeaker*
*Future Fry blows the chair*
Past Fry: Argh!
*Past Fry falls into tube*

Nibbler: Thank you for saving the universe Fry.
*Picks flower*
Fry: Oh, thanks. If you ever need a saviour again, just ask!

Fry: Man, i can't wait to tell everyone what happened!
Nibbler: Yes, incidentally, i need to remain undercover so i'm blanking your memory.
*Bright Flash*
Fry: Hu, did everything just taste purple for a second?

*Fry walks in*
Fry: Hey Leela. I guess i got this for ya
Leela: Oh, thank you. You know what Fry, i don't care that you're not the most important person in the universe. It really makes me happy to see you right now.
Fry: Then i am the most important person in the universe.
*Kisses Fry*
Fry: YES!!!

Fry: I did do the nasty in the past-y
Nibbler: Very-ly

Fry: No I'm......doesn't!

Hey bender....Hey bender....Hey bender.....Hey bender

"Its time to make garbage"(i think)

Gunter: "I don't eat bananas, I prefer banana flavored energy bars made from tofu."

Fry: "I don't like you"

My friends and I use that line whenever we get pissed off at each other.  We even squint and glare for a moment before we say it just like Fry does.

Wimmy wam wam wozzle! I'm a Crustacean! And it only took my lazy ass a month to do it!

"You can't give up hope, because it's hopeless. You gotta hope even more, cover your ears and go.. blah-blah-blah-blah-blah..."

Fry: You know what I like about you Umbriel, you find me facinating, even when I'm not pretending to be a jewel thief or a lion tamer.
Umbriel : (Gasp) You have Sea Lions on the surface?
Fry: Yeah.  Whe call them Land-Sea-Lions.  I tame them.

Leela: You're just jealous.
Fry: No I'm not!  Oh, wait.  Yes I am.  But my point remains valid.

Fry: Bender!  BENDER!  (Bursts in dramatically) Have you seen my sombrero?

Fry:  I hope Satan's got a good colon, 'cause that's where you're headed.

Fry: At last.  War has made me into a man.   WHEEEEEEE!

[not really a quote warning]

Zoidberg: We'll have to get a look inside of you with this camera.
*Fry opens his mouth*
Zoidberg: Guess again.


Proffessor: This looks like an excelent chance to try out my new anti-pressure pill.
(Pulls out giant pill)
Fry: I can't eat that!
Proffessor: Well then good news!  It's a suppository!

Fry: "You Bastard! I'll Kill You! You Bastard!"

Best. Fry Quote. Ever

"...I'll blast a booger so hard..."

(From Robot Hell in Hell Is Other Robots)
FRY: I dont feel well.
LEELA: It's up to us to rescue him.
FRY: Maybe he likes it here in hell.
LEELA: It's us who tempted him to sin.
FRY: Maybe he's back at the hotel.
LEELA: C'mon Fry dont be scared.I'm sure at least one of us will be spared.So just sit back,enjoy the ride!
FRY: My ass has blisters from the slide!


(From Fear Of A Bot Planet)
ROBOT GAURD: Hault! Be you robot or human?
LEELA: Robot we be.
FRY: Yup! Just two robots out roboting it up.


(From The Why Of Fry)
NIBBLONIAN: It's a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather.
FRY: I did do the nasty in the pasty!
NIBBLONIAN: Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains. You are the last hope of the universe.


(From Love's Labour Lost In Space)
FRY: Pst.I need the apartment tonight.Go see a sausy puppet show.
BENDER: Can do!

And of course the quote in my signature.

this isnt so much a quote, but my favorite thing that Fry ever did was in X-Mas story when he fell off the building and grabbed a hold of the digital clock and kept falling and grabbing the different parts of the number. Classic.

heres on e of my favourites, its also 1 of the gang's signature
FRY:What's so wonderful about Leela being normal?The rest of us aren't normal,and that's what makes us great.Like Dr.Zoidberg.He's a weird monster who smells like he eats garbage, and does.
ZOIDBERG: Damn right!
FRY:And the Professor is a senile,amoral,crackpot.
PROFESSOR:Oohhhh Eehhhh Aahhhh.
FRY:Hermes is a rastifarian accountant.
HERMES:Tali me banana.
FRY:Amy is a clutz from Mars.
AMY: (glass breaks)Gloop!
PROFESSOR:And Fry,you've got that brain thing.
FRY:I already did!


another good one is
'people said i was stupid, but i proved them'

 

Originally posted by Teral:
Umbriel: "Oh, you're sweet. I like those whickly doodads coming out of your hips."

Just FYI, the word would be "wiggly"; "whickly" is not an English word to my knowledge.

i loved it when fry was eating cereal off his head. also, when he was basting a turkey on his head.
also, i love the way fry adds stuff to what he's saying by starting his sentences with "also."

fry: *sniff sniff sniff* what smells like blue?

professor (this is going to be very wrong): some idiot must have put metal in the microwave
fry: *raises hand* Yo.

gotta love the dead pan "yo," like, of course.

aslate, you just took the fun out of it for everybody   

 

Originally posted by SpaceCase:
Did everything just taste purple?
Or something like that...

And of course

"Hey, what smells like blue?"