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Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
   
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Prof.: "It's an experiment of mine that may just win me the Nobel Prize" Amy: "In which field?" Prof.: "Who cares? They all pay the same." "Don't do anything that might change history... Unless of course it turns out you were meant to do it. In that case, for the love of God DON'T NOT DO IT!" Leela: "Is this some sort of brain scanner?" Prof.: "Some sort, yes. In France it's called a 'guillotine'" *Leela jumps away from the blade* Leela: "Professor! Can't you scan my brain without removing it?" Prof.: "Yes, easily." And another deleted scene, this time from Bendless Love: Prof.: "You over there! With the eyelash and the big boots!" Leela: "Me?" Prof.: "I don't have time for your lengthy questions! Get over here!"
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Captain Bender

Crustacean

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After Gunter runs off back to the jungle...
"Why? Why? Why didn't I break his legs?!"
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futuramabndr

Crustacean

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Everyone is all for conserving Hitler's brain. But when you want to put it in the body of a Great White Shark, ooooooh, suddenly youv'e gone to far!
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CoG888

Crustacean

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From Love's Labour lost in Space:
Farnswirh: "It's a sunny little doomed planet, inhabited by a number of frisky little doomed animals." ............. Leela: "Yes, but what about the animals?" Farnsworth: "Eh, the wha?" Leela: "The Animals." Farnsworth: "I didn't say anything about animals. Now it seems the planet will collapse within 3 days. Incidently, this will kill all the animals."
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vinnyg

Crustacean

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" Monkeys are not Donkeys, quit messing with my mind"
"Professor! Lava! Hot! why wont anybody listen!"
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el_Chupanibre

Poppler

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"Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news."
Professor: "I won't speak! I've got nothing to hide!" Al Gore: "Our next speaker is Professor..." Professor: "I demand the floor!" Al Gore: "Yes, it's your turn to speak." Professor: "Well nuts to me. I'm taking the stage! eeyohwweh.
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Fry2Bender

Poppler

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"Damn straight! Today the mad scientist can't get a doomsday device, tomorrow it's the mad grad student! Where will it end?!"
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Jaksiel

Crustacean

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"Oh dear, I'm beginning to think there won't be any forced mating at all..."
"You came back just in time. The Globetrotters just held a press conference to call me a jive sucka."
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Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary

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Leela: "What's the mission?" Farnsworth: "Collecting honey. Ordinary honey." Leela: "That doesn't sound so dangerous." Farnsworth: "This is no ordinary honey!
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Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary

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Bender: *kisss Professor* "Nah, it's not working anymore."
Professor: "Speak for yourself!"
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