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davierocks
Professor
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"Of course that would have melted at room temperature. I just wanted to get rid of it." "He may have ocean madness but that's no reason for ocean rudeness." "Know ye now what it feels like to be God of dogs!"
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Lord Zoidberg
Crustacean
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"Let this abomination unto the lord begin" aye cracks me up.
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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"It's dolomite, baby!"
"Oh a lesson in not changing history from Mr I'm-My-Own-Grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already! Screw history!"
"Choke on that causality!"
"Well, now everything is back as it was. And if history doesn't care that out degenerate friend Fry is his own grandfather, then who are we to judge?"
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Y_L_B
Professor
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"Good new, everyone, there's some very bad news on the TV!"
-TOTS
"Oh sure! Wreck the smart guy's machine!"
-JB
Free Waterfall Jr.: You can't own land! Farnsworth: Yes I can, because I'm not a penniless hippy!*
-TPWP
*From Memory
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Dr. Morberg
Professor
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"Better yet, I'll build someone to fill in for you. Some kind of gamma powered mechanical monster, with freeway on-ramps for arms and a heart as black as coal..."
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Bushmeister
Professor
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Originally posted by boingo2000: "I suppose I should help them. But then, I am already in my pyjamas." -SP3K & TSHL Yeah, I would liked to have seen that in some other episodes too.
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Shaucker
Professor
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Fry: That's not an X-mas tree! Farnsworth: Ho-ho-huh?
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Farthsworth: Zombie Jesus? Here for dinner? But I have nothing prepared...-The Deep South cut scene
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theZoid88
Bending Unit
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Fry: yeah what if i never got frozed prof.: thats stupid ask in a less stupid way. fry: ok, well what if i never fell in the tubey thing and came to the future-jiggy? prof: what would happen if fry was never crogenically frozen. i dont know if thats more of a fry/prof. thing but it was funny
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Dr. Morberg
Professor
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Or a big fat placebo! It's all the same crap!
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M0le
Space Pope
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Originally posted by theZoid88: Fry: yeah what if i never got frozed prof.: thats stupid ask in a less stupid way. fry: ok, well what if i never fell in the tubey thing and came to the future-jiggy? prof: what would happen if fry was never crogenically frozen.
Fry: Uh, I have a question. What if Bender was really giant? Leela: You idiot. We already saw that one. Fry: I know. I liked it. I wanna see it again. Farnsworth: We're not seeing it again, ask something less stupid! Fry: Alright how about this: what if I never fell into that freezer-doodle and came to the future-jiggy? Farnsworth: That question is less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way. What would happen if Fry never came to the future? Yeah, that was a funny one, it's more of a Fry moment though.
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Prof. Wernstrum
Starship Captain
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From a deleted scene in The Cyber House Rules: Prof: I must ask, are your intentions pure? Adelai: Of course. Prof: No, no, no. You didn't let me finish - are your intentions pure EVIL!? To be carried out by a race of genetically engineered gorillas who obey your every command? Because mine are. Prof. A: So the box I created contained this universe. Prof. 1: Baldercrap! I created your universe! The only thing you created was my fist parrallel to your face! *gently taps Prof. A* Prof. A: Ow! Leela: ...thanks to being hurled back through time... Prof: That's not what happened! Shut up and go live with your parents!
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