Favorite Farnsworthism?

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"HELP! SATAN YOU OWE ME!"

[#1 :]

"Yes, it's a perfect scale model of the world's biggest bottle. I put a little spaceship inside to keep it from being boring"

[#2 :]

"Of course that would have melted at room temperature.  I just wanted to get rid of it."

"He may have ocean madness but that's no reason for ocean rudeness."

"Know ye now what it feels like to be God of dogs!"

 

[#3 :]

"Professor!" Indictates himself "Lava!" Indictates lava. "Hot!" Waves hands in air.

[#4 :]

I liked how Farnsworth says he tried to invent a race of atomic supermen! 

[#5 :]

"Bad news nobody, the supercollider super-exploded! I need you to take it back and exchanged it for a wobbly CD rack and some of those rancid meatballs"

Or

"Oh a lesson in not changing history from Mr I'm-My-Own-Grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already! Screw history"

[#6 :]

 

Originally posted by Iron Chef:

"Oh a lesson in not changing history from Mr I'm-My-Own-Grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already! Screw history"

ooh yeh i forgot aboot that one

[#7 :]

"I'm bored! Let's go!"

and

"I still don't understand why you wouldn't let me graft a laser cannon onto your chest to crush those who disobey you. But I guess we're just two different people. (mumble)"

[#8 :]

Farnsworth: Good news, everyone!
Bender: Uh-oh, I don't like the sound of that.
Farnsworth: Youll be making a delivery to the planet Trisol...
Bender: Here it comes...
Farnsworth: A mysterious world in the darkest depths of the Forbidden Zone.
Bender: Thank you, and goodnight.
-My Three Suns

or

Hologram-voice: This is Vergon 6.
Farnsworth: This is Vergon 6
Amy: S'pluh.
-Love's Labors Lost in Space

[#9 :]

"I suppose I should help them.  But then, I am already in my pyjamas."
-SP3K & TSHL

[#10 :]

"Let this abomination unto the lord begin" aye cracks me up.

[#11 :]

"It's dolomite, baby!"

"Oh a lesson in not changing history from Mr I'm-My-Own-Grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already! Screw history!"

"Choke on that causality!"

"Well, now everything is back as it was. And if history doesn't care that out degenerate friend Fry is his own grandfather, then who are we to judge?"

[#12 :]

"Good new, everyone, there's some very bad news on the TV!"

-TOTS

"Oh sure! Wreck the smart guy's machine!"

-JB

Free Waterfall Jr.: You can't own land!
Farnsworth: Yes I can, because I'm not a penniless hippy!*

-TPWP

*From Memory

[#13 :]

"Better yet, I'll build someone to fill in for you. Some kind of gamma powered mechanical monster, with freeway on-ramps for arms and a heart as black as coal..."

[#14 :]

"Sweet zombie Jesus!"

[#15 :]

"Oh Lord! We'll have to endure the horrible music of the big bopper, and then the terrible tragedy of his death." RTEW

"I suppose I can part with one & still be feared" TKOS

[#16 :]

 

Originally posted by boingo2000:
"I suppose I should help them.  But then, I am already in my pyjamas."
-SP3K & TSHL

Yeah, I would liked to have seen that in some other episodes too.

[#17 :]

Tell them I hate them...

[#18 :]

With my last breath I curse Zoidberggg.

[#19 :]

Professor: "Everybody, get in bed with me. I have something to show you. . . Feast your eyes on this!"
Crew: *Gasps*
Leela: "Its beautiful!"
Amy: "And huge!"
Fry: "Can I touch it?"
Zoidberg: "So what is it already?"

[#20 :]

"Forbidden...FORBIDDEN!...Pretty tantilizing tho."

"You...Fat as the Queen of sea cows."

Heather: "Sir it's not necissary, or wise to be naked."
Farnsworth: "Pft. You sound just like my tennis instructor!"

DAYMN! (I'll rewind that like 15 times before I stop laughing)

Leela: Where were you last night?
Professor: Where am I now?

Fry: The professor is a snile amoral crackpot.
Farnsworth: (Whatever this sound is, it's hy-larious)

Farnsworth: Good news, it's a suppository!

(ranting in the angry dome)

Goodbye cruel world...(etc. etc. etc).

[#21 :]

Fry: That's not an X-mas tree!
Farnsworth: Ho-ho-huh?

and

Farthsworth: Zombie Jesus? Here for dinner? But I have nothing prepared...-The Deep South cut scene

[#22 :]

from memory so it might not be completely accurate:

"Dear lord they'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pickup till january 3rd!"

[#23 :]

"Oh to be young again, and also a robot."

"This is an outrage!I was going to eat that mummy."

[#24 :]

"oooh, if anyone needs me, I'll be in the Angry Dome"

[#25 :]

"Tell them I hate them!"

[#26 :]

"Wrong again idiot"

[#27 :]

Cubert: (Through Farnsworth voice imitation machine) Good news everyone! I'm a horse's butt!
Farnsworth: I am? That's not good news at all!

Bubblegum Tate: Listen, I hope you don't mind if I dribble while I work.
Farnsworth: Not if you grant me the same liberty!

[#28 :]

BPOG

farnsworth: this is my smell-o-scope, this cigar burn appears to be the sun, and there's some grease. and this appears to be me dressed as a cowboy

or summat like that

[#29 :]

Fry: yeah what if i never got frozed
prof.: thats stupid ask in a less stupid way.
fry: ok, well what if i never fell in the tubey thing and came to the future-jiggy?
prof: what would happen if fry was never crogenically frozen.

i dont know if thats more of a fry/prof. thing but it was funny 

[#30 :]

Or a big fat placebo! It's all the same crap!

[#31 :]

 

Originally posted by theZoid88:
Fry: yeah what if i never got frozed
prof.: thats stupid ask in a less stupid way.
fry: ok, well what if i never fell in the tubey thing and came to the future-jiggy?
prof: what would happen if fry was never crogenically frozen.

Fry: Uh, I have a question. What if Bender was really giant?
Leela: You idiot. We already saw that one.
Fry: I know. I liked it. I wanna see it again.
Farnsworth: We're not seeing it again, ask something less stupid!
Fry: Alright how about this: what if I never fell into that freezer-doodle and came to the future-jiggy?
Farnsworth: That question is less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way. What would happen if Fry never came to the future?
Yeah, that was a funny one, it's more of a Fry moment though.

[#32 :]

farnsworth: you sold your body. ow bender i've been down that road and i now the lifes glamourous an the parties are great, but u'll end up spending all you money on alcohol and skin tight pants

[#33 :]

"You musn't interfere with the past! Don't do anything that affects anything! Unless it turns out you were supposed to do it, in which case, for the love of God, don't not do it!"

[#34 :]

Farnsworth: "Ohhh! You've killed me! You've killed me!"
Leela: "Oh, god. What have I done?"
Farnsworth: "I just told you. You've killed me!"

[#35 :]

oh ho ho ho! you? a woman? we're trying to find my gargoyle, not the fastest way to the mall!

oh my, no.

professor! lava! hot! (already been said but it's so great)

the professy will help! oooh, fire indeed hot!

this is going to be one hell of a bowel movement (?). after this, he'll be lucky if he has any bones left.

dirt doesn't need luck.

[#36 :]

From a deleted scene in The Cyber House Rules:

Prof: I must ask, are your intentions pure?
Adelai: Of course.
Prof: No, no, no. You didn't let me finish - are your intentions pure EVIL!? To be carried out by a race of genetically engineered gorillas who obey your every command? Because mine are.

Prof. A: So the box I created contained this universe.
Prof. 1: Baldercrap! I created your universe! The only thing you created was my fist parrallel to your face! *gently taps Prof. A*
Prof. A: Ow!

Leela: ...thanks to being hurled back through time...
Prof: That's not what happened! Shut up and go live with your parents!

[#37 :]

 

Originally posted by Prof. Wernstrum:
From a deleted scene in The Cyber House Rules:

Prof: I must ask, are your intentions pure?
Adelai: Of course.
Prof: No, no, no. You didn't let me finish - are your intentions pure EVIL!? To be carried out by a race of genetically engineered gorillas who obey your every command? Because mine are.

thats fantastic, there is also another qoute i cant remeber, but the episode is "put your head on my shoulders" but something like "i don't understand why you wouldn't let me graft a laser cannon to you r chest, but i guess we're just 2 different people.
htere is also his ramblings about making atomic supermen with hearts as black as coal and so on

[#38 :]

'well we better go down there to find the body (licks lips). It would be a shame to let him go to waste...'

Or something like that

[#39 :]

"if you kill the enemy be sure to eat there hearts to gain their courage.. their tasty juicy courage"