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davierocks

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« #2 : 02-11-2004 04:27 »
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"Of course that would have melted at room temperature. I just wanted to get rid of it." "He may have ocean madness but that's no reason for ocean rudeness." "Know ye now what it feels like to be God of dogs!" 
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theZoid88

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« #29 : 02-21-2004 20:30 »
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Fry: yeah what if i never got frozed prof.: thats stupid ask in a less stupid way. fry: ok, well what if i never fell in the tubey thing and came to the future-jiggy? prof: what would happen if fry was never crogenically frozen. i dont know if thats more of a fry/prof. thing but it was funny
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M0le

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« #31 : 02-23-2004 03:22 »
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Originally posted by theZoid88: Fry: yeah what if i never got frozed prof.: thats stupid ask in a less stupid way. fry: ok, well what if i never fell in the tubey thing and came to the future-jiggy? prof: what would happen if fry was never crogenically frozen.
Fry: Uh, I have a question. What if Bender was really giant? Leela: You idiot. We already saw that one. Fry: I know. I liked it. I wanna see it again. Farnsworth: We're not seeing it again, ask something less stupid! Fry: Alright how about this: what if I never fell into that freezer-doodle and came to the future-jiggy? Farnsworth: That question is less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way. What would happen if Fry never came to the future? Yeah, that was a funny one, it's more of a Fry moment though.
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Prof. Wernstrum

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« #36 : 02-26-2004 08:47 »
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From a deleted scene in The Cyber House Rules: Prof: I must ask, are your intentions pure? Adelai: Of course. Prof: No, no, no. You didn't let me finish - are your intentions pure EVIL!? To be carried out by a race of genetically engineered gorillas who obey your every command? Because mine are. Prof. A: So the box I created contained this universe. Prof. 1: Baldercrap! I created your universe! The only thing you created was my fist parrallel to your face! *gently taps Prof. A* Prof. A: Ow! Leela: ...thanks to being hurled back through time... Prof: That's not what happened! Shut up and go live with your parents!
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