What would you ask the Planet Express?

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If you found yourself waking up in New New York, you'd probably look around and see the sights.  And let's say you ran into a PE member.  What would you ask them?  If I found Bender, I would ask him "How do you keep your butt so shiny?"  Wait, I gotta go to the water filled can.          

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If it was Fry, I'd ask him to marry me (even though I'm only 14... a girl can dream can't she?).

If it was anyone else I wouldn't ask questions, I'd just follow them back to PE and get a job there so I could stare at Fry all the time and attempt to woo him.

Donbot: [Bender] The answer to your question is Glutius Waximus, meatbag. [/Bender] It's true! See Futurama Comic #3.. I think.

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IF you wanna go out with Fry so much, then go to Fry in "Teenage Mutant Leela Hurdles" before they used the spores.  According to the readings, he was 14.   

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*eyes bug out after reading that*

OOOOOOOOOOO I KNOW WHAT EPISODE I WANNA SEE AGAIN!

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I'd ask the professor for a tour of the place, including all his various bits of wire.  That should kill some time.

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I'd invite Leela to a cup of coffee, maybe dinner and a movie or just a blernsball match. Either way as long as I get to spend time with her it's all great. 

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I'd ask him/her to introduce me to the others. Then I'd work there and everything would be great and woooo but I'd really really miss some person(s) so I'll just stay here. 

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I would ask Zoidberg to spend the day with me...

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I would ask Leela to know me better and ask her out on a date

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Originally posted by John C:
I would ask Zoidberg to spend the day with me...

Knowing Zoidberg, it would be him begging you to spend just 5 minutes with him. 

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I'd go drinking with Bender, Fry and Leela.

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Amy: "Did you know that my sexual prowess is legendary?"
Leela: "Did you know that four out of five doctors reccommend threesomes as a way to fight cancer?"

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hahaha!  WAIT!  I have a way these questions could be answered.  Has anyone heard of a program called N.U.D.E?  Well, it could work like that except the words are already in the program.  Then you could ask a question and get an answer.  It would be downloadable from somewhere and would be mic enabled so your voice would go to the program and it would respond based on installed language.  Hey, a lot of this worked for N.U.D.E.  Anyway, that would be  .

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Originally posted by Donbot:
IF you wanna go out with Fry so much, then go to Fry in "Teenage Mutant Leela Hurdles" before they used the spores.  According to the readings, he was 14.     

*runs off to find 14-year-old Leela*

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if i found zapp we would knock some very sensual boots. If i knew Amy, we would do eachothers hair and like paint our nails like totally omi gosh!

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I would look myself in the mirror and  admire how nice I look in that special Groening drawingstyle.

After that I'd be upset because I would be trapped in a world of cartoons!

It would be sick to date a carto... Or wait, this opens up a realm of possibiliteis(sp)!!1!one!

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if I saw the professor, i'd ask to be a part of the PE crew.