head in a jar

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which persons head should be put in a jar to be conserved for the future?

i hope someone took frank sinatras head!!!!! good ol' blue eyes in a jar that's what i call style (and i also hope someone took dean martins and sammy davies' jrs. head).

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Originally posted by darthgy:
which persons head should be put in a jar to be conserved for the future?

i hope someone took frank sinatras head!!!!! good ol' blue eyes in a jar that's what i call style (and i also hope someone took dean martins and sammy davies' jrs. head).

well douglas adams' head. And bon scotts. We need more grown men dressing up as schoolboys and producing fabulous music from australia.

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Isaac Asimov's should be in a jar.  He created the 3(4) Laws Of Robotics, that Bender doesn't seem to follow, much!

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Phil Hartman. That way, he could've done Zapp's voice, as God intended...

        

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*comforts Kryten* we all feel terrible that hes not around to do his voice Kryten             

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Jack Lemmon and Walter Mattheau.  Imagine it: Odd Couple 3: Fussy, neat-freak Felix gets divorced and must leave his jar and move into his friend's jar, already occupied buy the slob Oscar.  Zany 31st century comedy at its finest!  Also Stanley Kubrick; who else will make absolutely fabulous, rather artsy movies warning us of humanities faults and how they will affect the future in the uhh... future.

P.S. Phil Hartman rocked liek Kwanzaa!  I'm sure heaven got a f*** of a lot funnier when he got there.

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I miss Hartman.  He rocked, and was a great comedian...

Now, who to put in a jar? Groening, of course! And maybe Letterman.

*fixed smiley*

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Douglas Adams, Stanley Kubrick, Woody Allen, Groucho Marx (even though his head should be hard to get), Bret Easton Ellis, Terry Pratchett, and all our heads! Think of PEEL in 31st century... 

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Mulder & Scully from X-files would have a frenzy! THINK of the possibilities!! besides that I'd like to see Mr. Burns from the Simpsons in a jar + of course Michael Jackson - probablyon top of a Diana Ross-bot...
An All-star basketball game between the globetrotters and M.Jordan and friends (jar-heads of course...)! globetrotters smashing jars ... he he heee... 

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what about jar-jar bings?

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Originally posted by darthgy:
what about jar-jar bings?

Don't even JOKE about that. 

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Originally posted by BucketHat:
Now, who to put in a jar? Groening, of course!

wasnt groening in the headmuseum in season 1 episode 1 ?

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yes he was, he was beside where fry and bender were hiding to the best of their ability...
hehe

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Originally posted by [-mArc-]:
wasnt groening in the headmuseum in season 1 episode 1 ?

yeah he was.....i guess...in my opinion klaus kinski's head should be put in a jar...everybody should see his face...

 

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I would hate to be a head in a jar it would be so boring and i wouldnt fancy floating in water and being fed fishfood for the rest of my life( however long severed heads live for) 

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Originally posted by [-mArc-]:
wasnt groening in the headmuseum in season 1 episode 1 ?

For that matter, so was Jar Jar Binks(at the Oscars in That's Lobstertainment).

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In "Raging Bender", one of the movies playing at the Alephplex was "My Dinner with Jar Jar".

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Originally posted by Hitchhiker:
Douglas Adams, Stanley Kubrick, Woody Allen, Groucho Marx (even though his head should be hard to get), Bret Easton Ellis, Terry Pratchett, and all our heads! Think of PEEL in 31st century...   

YEAH! Preserve Terry Pratchett's head!
 

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Originally posted by Kryten:
In "Raging Bender", one of the movies playing at the Alephplex was "My Dinner with Jar Jar".

Oye...first you say happy birthday to me even though it's Rach's birthday, and now this. You are one crazy mixed up guy. "My Dinner With Jar Jar" was from a Simpsons episode. I think it's from the Tomacco episode, when they go to see the Zorro movie, but I could be wrong.

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Kryten is getting on a bit its not surprising that he is going a bit senile and going through menopause.
I think I see some kids on your lawn Kryten.

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Originally posted by iliketowankalot:
Kryten is getting on a bit its not surprising that he is going a bit senile and going through menopause.
I think I see some kids on your lawn Kryten.

What? Pesky kids, I'll give 'em what for...
/me grabs cane

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Originally posted by FishyJoe:
I think it's from the Tomacco episode, when they go to see the Zorro movie, but I could be wrong.

I think so too

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i don't want to be a head in a jar....you cannot scratch your balls (you haven't any) and i don't like fishfood    . i want to be frozen just like fry, you will wake up with your entire body!!!!

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Yeah, being a head in a jar would suck...but then again, is it my imagination or are those heads immortal? At least while they're in their jar, that is.

Random thought: What does fish food taste like? Anyone here actually tried it? 

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Note to self: kill Nixorbo for mocking my boldface type.

Other news--what is the purpose of the jar/solution stuff? Is that what keeps the heads alive? Or does it just keep them from aging/decomposing? How do they breath in it? Are celebrities given gills when they die?

We've seen heads out of their jars...how long can they live like that? The jar seems kind of cramped...why don't they live outside of the jar, where they can roll around where ever  and whenever they want? Or at least live in a big aqaurium type thing? They are rich millionaire celebrities, they should be able to afford it.

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i though id raise this question:

how did nixon get to the pawn shop to buy benders body and for that matter how did he pay for it?

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Originally posted by KENNEDY:
i though id raise this question:

how did nixon get to the pawn shop to buy benders body and for that matter how did he pay for it?

1: His stooge brought him there, and 2: He still had residuals left over from "Nixon Sings the Blues".

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ok hows this if fry was full body frozen in 1999 then why couldnt any of the guys in the head museum do that when they died?

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I think because there were only three of the freeze-machines, and most of the guys you see died *after* Fry was frozen and forgotten. Oh, and the aliens destroyed New York two times, so it's also a miracle how all those 20th century stars could survive...

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how did frys machine survive 2 alien attacks?

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Originally posted by KENNEDY:
how did frys machine survive 2 alien attacks?

I already told you, WIZARD!

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you mean when you you see something like that a wizard did it?

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Originally posted by FishyJoe:
Note to self: kill Nixorbo for mocking my boldface type.

Other news--what is the purpose of the jar/solution stuff? Is that what keeps the heads alive? Or does it just keep them from aging/decomposing? How do they breath in it? Are celebrities given gills when they die?

We've seen heads out of their jars...how long can they live like that? The jar seems kind of cramped...why don't they live outside of the jar, where they can roll around where ever  and whenever they want? Or at least live in a big aqaurium type thing? They are rich millionaire celebrities, they should be able to afford it.

And why all all of them as old as they are now? pamela's head looks just like it does today, so does Lucy Liu's, and Nixon and Groening and so on and so on.. that means their heads were put in jars in... well... now!


        

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hmm. maybe they all die soon.

that didnt make any sense did it?

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Kennedy, stop asking "weird scenes" questions in the character forum.

 

How did Fry's machine survive 2 alien attacks?

Look here

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if your head is removed from your body are you still alive and breathing?
what kind of thing is this that is fixed around your neck?
how in the name of all gods was it possible to keep all the presidents heads in a jar (wasn't there abe lincoln too)?
  questions, questions, questions......

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Originally posted by darthgy:
if your head is removed from your body are you still alive and breathing?
what kind of thing is this that is fixed around your neck?
how in the name of all gods was it possible to keep all the presidents heads in a jar (wasn't there abe lincoln too)?
    questions, questions, questions......

More importantly, how did they manage to get TWO Grover Clevelands?

(Yeah, I get the joke.)

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The future is full of surprises...

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It's not really amazing how they got Groenings head to look like it does now andthe other modern ones but how they got people like George Washington to have they're heads in jars when they are decomposed and in graves.

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Originally posted by Thomas:
It's not really amazing how they got Groenings head to look like it does now andthe other modern ones but how they got people like George Washington to have they're heads in jars when they are decomposed and in graves.

hmmmm, maybe they invented a time-machine and got back just the minute the person is about to die...and they saw the head off with a laser-scalpell....or lets just say we don't know...or just wizard!!!!