Is Zapp Brannigan Gods gift to Women?

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Well im my opinion YES!!!!!!!

He sure knows how to treat the ladies with im sweet sweet candy..........Bam!

+ Remember Brangians Law is like Brannigans love, HARD + FAST!!!!!!

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God's gift to Women? lol
I don't think so man..

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Originally posted by Kifley Jr:
God's gift to Women? lol
I don't think so man..

More like Satan's curse to women.

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Look Zapp Brannigan is a lot more women respecting than Alcazar, aint he??????

Come on he suffers from sexlexia!!!!!!

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Edited to add:
Never mind

I'm still trying to figure out why this isn't in the Character forum.

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It is now.

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Originally posted by Momobeast:
Look Zapp Brannigan is a lot more women respecting than Alcazar, aint he??????

Come on he suffers from sexlexia!!!!!!

Which indicates that hes a sexmaniac, which gives no evidence thats he more respective to women then Alcazar..

I know Alcazar was pretty pathetic but Zap uses women to sex.. Alcazar it was for floor cleanin' which is ok 

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Zapp Brannigan is God's gift to horses, especially of the four-legged mimic kind   

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Originally posted by Nixon+Morbo=???:
Edited to add:
Never mind

I'm still trying to figure out why this isn't in the Character forum.

Nix, you're all thinking and no action

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To answer the topic's question: YES.

If I were a huge brutish amazonian woman, forcing snu-snu upon one poor man until his pelvis collapses from exaustion, and I had the choice between Kif Fry and Zapp, there's no debating--I would choose Zapp.

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ahhhhh u see but Brannigans Law is the law i now abide by. + i also dress like Brannigan!!!! Velour!! mmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Everyone loves Snu Snu!!!!!! 

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Originally posted by VelourFog:
 Nix, you're all thinking and no action

Seeing as I have no power, I can't really take action, now can I?

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Originally posted by Nixon+Morbo=???:
 Seeing as I have no power, I can't really take action, now can I?

blah blah blah

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Originally posted by Nixon+Morbo=???:
 Seeing as I have no power, I can't really take action, now can I?

But you could have informed a Mod

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Zapp is funny and I think he is god's gift to woman

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Originally posted by Kifley Jr:
 But you could have informed a Mod

A new feature I'm not used to having.  Besides, my way seems to have worked fine.

 

Originally posted by Kryten:
It is now.

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Originally posted by Nixon+Morbo=???:
 

Point talken 

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would a grown man wear a skirt if he's not gods gift to women?
hey, you can propably see everything that's hidden under his skirt....just imagine....maybe that is why kif is always  so embarrassed when he must come up the ladder after his captain?

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But he does wear briefs, remember in "War is the H-word?"  I guess he's no longer God's gift to ff, then.

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Nixon + Morbo, we have a conundrum!!!!!!! 

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I think that Kiff actually likes looking up Zapps skirt, and especially shaving his armpits.

Ha Ha Ha........Im just thinking about kiff in his junior space suit, being carried out of the Planet Express ship by gods gift himself!!!

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Of course Zapp is gods gift to women, he had snu snu with Leela the first time he met her, something Fry hasn't been able to do in over 2 years.

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But she did it out of pity

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Originally posted by iliketowankalot:
Of course Zapp is gods gift to women, he had snu snu with Leela the first time he met her, something Fry hasn't been able to do in over 2 years.

yeah, looks like leela has some "needs" too

  !!!! but maybe, someday fry and leela will have snu snu ....... aaahh nnaah i guess not! fry is definitive not gods gift to women or better not gods gift to leela!!!

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Well, if Leela was just a bit more impulsive . . .

Of course, the entire crew would be dead, but I think that's a small price to pay.

Not really.

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Originally posted by Kifley Jr:
But she did it out of pity

Guh! That's just what she tells her friends, so she doesn't sound like a tramp. The truth of the matter is, she just couldn't resist that bubbling crockpot of male hormones.

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Originally posted by FishyJoe:
 Guh! That's just what she tells her friends, so she doesn't sound like a tramp. The truth of the matter is, she just couldn't resist that bubbling crockpot of male hormones.

yeah, we all know that leela just cant keep her hands of him.. sexxy man, sexxy man

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yeah, who knows what kind of "super-skills" this "lovegod" has, leela "melted" in his arms like butter in the sun. maybe he is the original "cpt. kirk" ('cause kirk flirts with every kind of women, literally. and he also tries to hide his belly). 

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uuurgh!

I nearly HATE Zap...
he is soo slimy!
I´d never go out with him, perhaps if he´d be the last man on earth...
But Kiff always makes me laugh...just think of this scene when Zappy climbes up a ladder and Kif looks under his kinda skirt...
"uargh!"

however...Fry´s the coolest for me...and perhaps Bender...   

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what I wanted to add:

"this guy fills me with hope. And some other emotions that are weird and deeply confusing me..."   


        Zapp

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Originally posted by darthgy:
 yeah, looks like leela has some "needs" too

    !!!! but maybe, someday fry and leela will have snu snu ....... aaahh nnaah i guess not! fry is definitive not gods gift to women or better not gods gift to leela!!!

1. Fry didn´t have Snu Snu with her because he´s not so...disgustingly slimy! I don´t know why, but it seems to me that Leela likes this kinda guys, just think of "cyber house rules"!

In my opinion Fry can be rather cute, also he´s childish, but I think it wouldn´t become boring at least. I´m a women, so I think it depends on the taste whome to choose. God´s gift? Zapp? No...
 

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Zapp says, Calm it down luv!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Kryten:
 More like Satan's curse to women.

hahaha good one kryten

Zapp? maybe hed be better if he went on a diet or something...if he had a good body women might ignore his personality... 

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FurureFreak, Are u a bird???????Im sure u are attracted to zapp, he doesnt need to lose weight, its puppy fat!!!!! 

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I have a crush on Zapp. He got the looks and the personalty. He is God's gift to woman.
but not god's gift to me.

He sure can whoo me sometimes. 

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Leela couldnt possibly have done the big Z out of pity.

Look how pityfu Zoidberg is!!!

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Yeah if leela was desperate she wouldve shagged Fry or zoidberg by now, so she was actually attracted to Zapp.

Althouugh the thought of Leela and zoidy 2gether is just filthy!!!!! 

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Of course she was attracted to the Zapper, she was going on about how great he was before meeting him and when she did meet him they were flirting.
She was momentarily put off when he threw them in jail but once he got her into his lovenasium she couldn't resist.

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When she met Zapp she has a thing for him and thinks he's a good lover. When they had sex she thinks that he's a bad lover.

She just using him