Polygraph Testing: Leela

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Okay this thread is for a simple comic strip I'm making.  I'm taking suggestions on what would be good questions to ask (or interrogate) Leela under a Polygraph (lie-detector).  I expect to get plenty of "Are you in love with/ did you sleep with Fry"... but I will only do one question of this nature, the most "in character" will get it.  Try to be creative!

If you wish, you can put what you expect her answer would be to your questions.  Please stay "in character". 

And also, should that lie detector be wired to punish her (for example: give her a "small" electrical shock) if she does lie?

The end product will be a simple black and white comic strip where Leela is being forced to answer your questions... and that's something everyone can enjoy!   

[#1 :]

were you secretly disappointed to find out you were a mutant?

[#2 :]

Do you think you would Like zoidberg better if he were blue?

(dumb question) buzz off!!

[#3 :]

"small" electric shock? Strap her to an electric chair. (Ok, not a lethal one. I'm not cruel enough to suggest that.)

Anyway, here's my question:
You do all you can to put up a facade of a strong, self-reliant woman, but do you secretly want to be treated like a "lady" by the classic proverbial "knight in shining armor"?

[#4 :]

What's your darkest fantasy?

And upgrade that shock to an electric chair.

[#5 :]

Do you have any ugly mutations that you hide from the public eye? {Pun most definitely intended}

[#6 :]

is making Nibbler wear shoes and a diaper even though he is obviously litter trained your way of compensating for a desire to have children?

[#7 :]

Was there ever a time when you considering just smashing in everyone who picked on you, impulsively or not?

[#8 :]

Good so far keep it goin.  So far I've managed to keep it down to one shippy reference and its not even that big. 

Hint: Its on Tzlk's question...          

[#9 :]

What were your first impressions of Fry?

[#10 :]

Alright boyfriend, you're going to have the first question on the NEXT "T. Leela Polygraph record".  The first one is done.  Viola!

Thank you for your great questions, and keep them coming!  When people run out of things to ask Leela we're going to move onto Fry. 
Keep in mind, Leela hasn't been toasted yet.  So come up with one you think might fry her bones... 

[#11 :]

Good work   

"How old are you?" (to Leela that is, we know Fry is 1028 at this point)


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[#12 :]

Great work, Jesse! A couple more from me. If two questions in one post is greedy, pick the one you like better:

Do you secretly have the urge somewhere deep inside to crawl back to the Zapper?

You had sex with Zapp Brannigan, a bigot you used to have a crush on, that weird roach thing, and possibly some others we aren't aware of. What makes Fry less adequate than all of them?

[#13 :]

Do you ever wish you had stayed at your cryonics councilling job , or was it as hectic and unpredictable as being a starship pilot?

[#14 :]

Neat idea, Jesse. And a great drawing.

Same rule apply here, as with Anarchist: if you think two questions is too much, pick the one you like best.

He used you, then he dumped you, yet you hold him in high regard. What was so special about Sean?

What exactly happened during those "wild days of hedonism" you refered to?

[#15 :]

I think that this is a really neat concept Femjesse.  Here's one for Leela: What went through your mind when you found out that the Fry and Leela from the alternate universe were married?

[#16 :]

i really like that comic femjese. Her expresions were great. But i think you might have the characterization wrong for the first question. I don't think her disapointment about being a mutant would stem from a desire to be a part of a superior race. i always thought it was because she just wanted a place in the universe where she could go and just be normal. It would make sense cause she's spent her entire life being stared at.
Anyway, on to questions.
(for Leela)
What is your biggest phobia? What is the one thing that if confronted with in real life would cause you to completely lose your head?

[#17 :]

Ha, great!  Good drawings and good dialouge.

My question:

What do you think of AMy and Kif's relationship?

I know it sucks, but I couldn't think of anything witty.

[#18 :]

Yeah awsome drawing.

I can't think of anything worthy of an artist like that...

[#19 :]

Presenting the second test...

Time to do Fry!  Please close this thread so that we can start on the Fry one.

[#20 :]

Cool, i love your drawings keep up the good work.

[#21 :]

I think the bit about Leela's days of hedonism was supposed to be a joke, since she obviously has not led a life of hedonism.  But maybe the drug she referred to was caffeine....

[#22 :]

This is awesome.  Her expressions are great.

[#23 :]

WOOOHOOO! My question zapped her! Er... I mean... Poor Leela. She got zapped twice. I kinda feel sorry for her. Anyway, that strip was AWESOME! I love it! The expressions on her face are superb, and the answers are excellent.

[#24 :]

Yes! Leela seemed to have a romantic feeling when she answered my question.  I can't wait to see some of the questions Fry gets asked.  Great work Femjesse! 

[#25 :]

About hedonism: she did bum around India for a while, and it looked like she got into the groove of Space Mardi Gras, so it doesn't seem out of character.

Fantastic work, Jesse. I love the picture where she get's zapped the second time. Looks like they really cranked up the volts on that one. :eviilaugh:

Can't wait to see the Fry one.

[#26 :]

I still think the hedonism line from "The Day the Earth Stood Stupid" was just a joke and should only be interpreted as such.  But let us not argue about what an imaginary person said in a piece of fan fiction.

[#27 :]

thread closed per Jesse's request.