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lovablerascal

Crustacean
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« on: 07-01-2003 09:41 »

Listening to Zapps introductions makes me realise he is a tyrant.
First he led a bloody campaign against the pacafists of the Ghandi Nebula.
He decimated the retirees of the assisted living nebula.
he forced the balls of that planet in 'War is the H word' to leave, indirectly through Bender.
He led a carpet bombing on the people of Nylar 7.
He sent hundreds of soilders to die against the Kill bots for a measly badge he didnt wear later.
In the comic he waged wars against the tribes of De nang for the sake of the economy and folk music.
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #1 on: 07-01-2003 11:57 »

He's not a tyrant. He's a soldier, he go where ever his political masters send him.

Besides those people had it coming. They stand for everything we don't! Plus they said you guys look like dorks. And they're filthy Neutral sympathizers.
Smitty

Professor
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« Reply #2 on: 07-01-2003 12:44 »

 
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Originally posted by lovablerascal:
Listening to Zapps introductions makes me realise he is a tyrant.
First he led a bloody campaign against the pacafists of the Ghandi Nebula.
He decimated the retirees of the assisted living nebula.
he forced the balls of that planet in 'War is the H word' to leave, indirectly through Bender.
He led a carpet bombing on the people of Nylar 7.
He sent hundreds of soilders to die against the Kill bots for a measly badge he didnt wear later.
In the comic he waged wars against the tribes of De nang for the sake of the economy and folk music.

Don't forget the spiders of Turantulon 6.
Killerfox

Professor
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« Reply #3 on: 07-01-2003 12:53 »

he is not a tyrant, he's......... He's stupid!
Cube_166

Professor
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« Reply #4 on: 07-01-2003 13:46 »

 
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Originally posted by Killerfox:
he is not a tyrant, he's......... He's stupid!

Couldn't agree more.   :D
boingo2000

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #5 on: 07-01-2003 13:49 »

He's a bully, picking on the easy targets.  And, I don't know if anyone's mentioed this, but I don't think we should ignore the possibiltiy that he might, just might be very, very stupid.
Yorokobi

Bending Unit
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« Reply #6 on: 07-01-2003 14:02 »

He's a Narcissistic buffoon with delusions of competence.

In short, the perfect bureaucratic lackey!

M Jackson
Professor
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« Reply #7 on: 07-01-2003 16:20 »
« Last Edit on: 07-01-2003 16:20 »

Don't be so hard on him, he suffers from Sexlexia!
(a very sexy learning disability)
Xmpel

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #8 on: 07-01-2003 18:18 »

Balls thourouglhy licked! (spell!)

He goes where he is sent. That he sends wave after wave of men to their deaths is just his job  :)
alexvilagosh

Goose Patrol
Space Pope
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« Reply #9 on: 07-01-2003 21:57 »

 
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Originally posted by Teral:
...Plus they said you guys look like dorks...

Exactly!
Jolly Mon

Bending Unit
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« Reply #10 on: 07-01-2003 22:07 »

 
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Originally posted by Killerfox:
he is not a tyrant, he's......... He's stupid!

Right on!
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #11 on: 07-01-2003 23:14 »
« Last Edit on: 07-01-2003 23:14 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Teral:
He's not a tyrant. He's a soldier,


He's neither. He's an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks to pick up the bill.
less than hero

Bending Unit
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« Reply #12 on: 07-02-2003 13:13 »

He supposed to do these useless and pointless missions.  They just emphasise how much of a coward he is...
Sil

Professor
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« Reply #13 on: 07-03-2003 09:06 »

Not to forget the triumphant carpet bombing of Eden 7 (2ACV03).
Wonderbee31

Starship Captain
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« Reply #14 on: 07-04-2003 12:02 »

Zapp is a lot like the worst officer or leader of people that you can meet.  One that has finally come to believe in his or her own PR.  I'd say that Zapp has been a below average manager, still able to move the right paperwork around, while anybody either above or below him that is more competent has usually found that whatever work they've done would have been mysteriously acquired and taken over by Zapp for his own use.  There's a reason that he's been made a captain in the DOOP, however, unless the writers of the show give us a little more background on him, then we'll probably never find out how he made it so far.  Still, he's probably regarded as a hero by the media, because he's able to have the right newspeak required by the politicians of his time.
Chump

Urban Legend
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« Reply #15 on: 07-04-2003 12:52 »

He's not afraid to stand up to people when he feels like it. Remember who kidnapped the president of earth and delivered him to the Omacronians when everyone thought they wanted him?
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