Character battles semi finals: Nibbler VS leela

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You decide, you know the rules! Whoever you decide wins doesnt die a horrible death and goes through to the finals, meaning nearly all futurama characters are sadly death.

Sorry Kryten, Amy lead a good life....   

PS sorry,  meant leela VS Kif

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Leela can not only fight well, she is heavier and stronger than Kif.  Probably taller too.  Plus she has bones.

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You monster! How could you make them fight!?

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Leela would kick his skinny green ass all the way to Mars!

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I refuse to answer this question, on the grounds that you're pitching my two favorite characters against each other and asking me to chose! I can't, so I wont!

But I'll be back for the final.

[Reply #5 on:]

Die Leela Die!

[Reply #6 on:]

Kif sneaks a plasma rifle into the ring and avenges his love's death.

[Reply #7 on:]

Straight, uppercut, kick, double kick while rotating…and Kif's lifeless body falls down on the cold floor...

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Are firearms allowed?

[Reply #9 on:]

Kiff is already a history and let him rest in peace...

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Kif's lifeless body

Torn remains, most likely.

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Originally posted by my truly wonderful friend Holly:
Leela would kick his skinny green ass all the way to Mars!

I'm sure she could, possibly further 

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Leela would the shit out of him

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Can't wwe all get along? PLease?

I fel ill.
 

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Why can't we be friends? why can't we be friends?
Well enough of that Leela would kick Kif scrawny ass to what ever planet he came from.

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How can people vote for Kif? there evil i tellsya. evillll!!!

[Reply #16 on:]

Because Kif is a cool character. Simple as that.

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Therez a conspiracy I tells ya! I like Kif too, but I see a lot of tactical voting going on here 

It's just so plain to see!

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*sighs* How can you make me decide between my two favourite Chars? *sighsagain* My poor poor Kif! (By the way, why the h*** does Kif always remind me of Tweek  , they have so little in common..  )
I'm really sorry, but I'd never never never vote for Leela.   

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Originally posted by TheVoices:
Leela would the shit out of him

I also think Leela would "the shit" out of him.

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Originally posted by BendingUnit1141:
 I also think Leela would "the shit" out of him.

^ What Bendy sez...

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Why can't we be friends? why can't we be friends?

Because it is battle to death... isn't it?

I think it’s useless to include Leela in any polls... she always wins. Maybe we had to make it without her.

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Firstly you did read the second part of my post Loki.
Secondly if Nibbler wins the other battle I could see him winning.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......

Oh, you were serious

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Well the way I sdee it, I don't know if Leela could bring herself to hurt Nibbler then again in a fight to the death you never know.

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Kif Dagnabbit. Although Leela may puncture one of the fluid filled sacs that keep Kif rigid.

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I forgot to vote. Leela

[Reply #27 on:]

Kif's only chance is to try and bore Leela into submission with stories about how badly Zapp treats him.

Unfortunately this tactic backfires, he frustrates Leela into kicking him clean out of the ring.

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On saturday, both polls are over, and the final will begin.

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Originally posted by BendingUnit1141:
 I also think Leela would "the shit" out of him.

heh heh, I must've been someplace else when i wrote that   

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Winner=Leela

*Takes Kif to the hall of death to be executed*

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I wonder if Kif can easily feel pain when he gets his ass kicked. I mean, his body is soft and made out an intricate system of bladders. It's like trying to punch a sumo wrestler in the stomach...

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Your hand would get stuck in there....

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You monsters, you're all worse than Melvvar on "Where no fan has gone before" . . it would serve you all right if the characters all banded together and . .  waited for your moms to call you to dinner!  Then they'd sneak off and we'd never see them again!  Treat the actors with respect, thats the way to get a great performance out of them 
But, on the other hand, I wouldent mind seeing that.  . effeminate guy . . .from "I, Roommate" and "A Leela of her own"  fight agienst Zap. .