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RobotDevilRox

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« on: 02-13-2008 13:19 »
« Last Edit on: 02-13-2008 13:19 »

It may seem a little strange, but I've decided I'd like to know a bit more about the Xmas elves. Maybe I just need to watch the episodes again, but the only DVDs I've got are season 4, I watched the rest by borrowing the DVDs of PazuzuJr. So anyway, yeah, here're the questions.

At the end of A Tale of Two Santas, Santa unfrize or whatever (can't remember exactly) and went on his annual killing spree, as we all know. But this also means that the workshop would have been closed and the elves would be out of a job again. Does this mean that they would have gone back to "You hit me, you owe me a dollar" and the like as well?

Also, does anyone know why they hold hands?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #1 on: 02-13-2008 13:42 »

They hold hands because they like eachother alot. (Their gay.)

They probably would have gone back to how they were before. Toy Works to become Crackhouse. You hit me you owe me a buck.
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #2 on: 02-13-2008 13:59 »

They at least got to go back to work for a while while helping Santa, Kwanzaabot and the Chaunakah Zombie get ready for war in Bender's Big Score. After that, who knows?
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #3 on: 02-13-2008 14:14 »

Thanks guys, this has been really helpful.  :) (I'm writing a fanfic.)
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #4 on: 02-13-2008 14:17 »

I was helpful. Oh what is teh world comin' to?!
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #5 on: 02-13-2008 14:24 »
« Last Edit on: 02-13-2008 23:00 »

No idea.   :p

EDIT: No, hang on, I'm pretty sure they can't all be gay. I mean, what are the chances? Santa only employs gay elves? I don't think so.
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #6 on: 02-15-2008 14:45 »

It's obviously something in elf gentics.

But that add the question "Where do baby elves come from?"
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #7 on: 02-15-2008 15:05 »

Exactly, they can't all be gay.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #8 on: 03-30-2008 03:07 »

Sure they can.  Haven't you ever heard of art-elf-ficial insemination?

Sorry, I couldn't resist...
Frisco17

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« Reply #9 on: 03-31-2008 19:46 »

Pun senses tingling.

<Doubles over in pain>

Damn you and your puns!
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #10 on: 03-31-2008 20:07 »

There were some female elves in BBS.
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #11 on: 04-01-2008 11:18 »

Exactly. And in A Tale of Two Santas. So there must be some that aren't gay. Even if you argue that the rest are, I'm still convinced that they're not! Some of them can be, sure, but not most of them.
Frisco17

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« Reply #12 on: 04-01-2008 20:00 »

Unless they're somehow asexual like Xanfor. Think about it....
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #13 on: 04-03-2008 12:12 »

... No. Even if they are all asexual, that doesn't mean that most of them will prefer members of the same gender.

I think it may have something to do with health and safety - you know, go wherever your partner goes, so if one of you gets hurt you can go find someone to help... Like on school trips, I guess.
Turanga, A

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« Reply #14 on: 04-17-2008 00:48 »

actually they do have the nuclear family of elves that ask the crew for apple cores, while they were living in a gingerbread house.

So imperical evidence (watch A Tale of Two Santas) shows as that there are some straight elves.
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #15 on: 04-17-2008 13:30 »

Exactly my point. They had a child.
CalculonsTalent

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« Reply #16 on: 04-17-2008 14:19 »

The elves are most likely pansexual.
Kryten

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« Reply #17 on: 04-18-2008 09:34 »

They're attracted to Peter Pan?

*rimshot*
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #18 on: 04-18-2008 12:43 »

BWAHAHA! Sorry, even more funny due to an in-joke with my friends.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #19 on: 04-18-2008 15:11 »

Yes, they're gay.

This is addressed in the "A Tale Of Two Santa's" Audio Commentary.
David A

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« Reply #20 on: 04-19-2008 10:59 »

They're not elves; they're just shrimpy because Santa doesn't feed them.
SpaceCase

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« Reply #21 on: 04-19-2008 12:11 »

 
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Originally posted by CalculonsTalent:
The elves are most likely pansexual.
Dwarf Neptunians are sexually attracted to the Greek god of shepherds, flocks, mountain wilds, hunting, and rustic music?   :confused:
GAWD! I am such geek!
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #22 on: 04-19-2008 12:39 »

LMAO!

And yes, I know they're not really elves, I am writing a fanfic you know...  :p

@SMH: Really? All of them? I couldn't check the commentary as I don't have that DVD. :/
Xanfor

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« Reply #23 on: 04-26-2008 08:01 »

 
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Originally posted by CalculonsTalent:

The elves are most likely pansexual.

I just had a vision of an entire planet inhabited by short, purple, four-armed Jack Harknesses with flat nostrils.

I am now going to keel you.

RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #24 on: 04-29-2008 14:27 »

 
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Originally posted by Xanfor:
 I just had a vision of an entire planet inhabited by short, purple, four-armed Jack Harknesses with flat nostrils.

Bwahaha!
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