I take it no one knew

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I take it no one knew.
About a secret of fry.

[#1 :]

Hopefully it's not a meth-stoked delusion that Fry is gay again.

[#2 :]

Oh come on, it's obvious the secret he is refering to is the fact that Fry is in fact female.

[#3 :]

It's more obvious that there is no secret, and this imposter made this thread to make you wonder...

[#4 :]

No one is wondering. We know he's just trolling.

[#5 :]

Ohhhh Ohhhhh can I comb his wacky hair?!

[#6 :]

 

Originally posted by Venus:
Oh come on, it's obvious the secret he is refering to is the fact that Fry is in fact female.

That throws my concept of reality into question.

So then are Morgan, Amy, Michelle, Ambrielle and the Radiator all lesbians?

And just when my stomach got churned hearing that there's a Fry slash Zapp story floating around out there...

[#7 :]

 

Originally posted by Dan1248:
It's more obvious that there is no secret, and this imposter made this thread to make you wonder...

Thanks, Eagle Eye.

[#8 :]

Wait, I know the secret!

"Fry" is just a replacement cypher for another name.    As everyone knows, David X. Cohen's favorite thing in the entire world are blackjack and 7-11.  Or to put it another way, 21 and 7-11.  If we subtract 21 letters from F, 7 letters from r, and 11 letters from y, we get

Kkn.

Unfortunately, this isn't a word.  We have to think a bit more.

Now try repartioning the numbers 21711 into 2 17 11.

F - 2 = D
r - 17 = a
y - 11 = n

Fry = Dan!  Fry is code for Dan!  And by extension...

Fry1248 = Dan1248!  Multiple account abuse!

[#9 :]

I knew I would get accused of having 2 accounts 

[#10 :]

or maybe Fry is French...... ok Nerd-o-rama has a bewtter argument...

[#11 :]

1. Why would I need a fake account, when I'm not banned?
2. What does David X. Cohen have to do with me more than Matt Groening?
3. If I was to create a fake account I wouldn't make any relation.
4. Who cares if Dan codes to Fry. Fry is also the main character of a show called Futurama. Why the fuck would I need a stupid code to think up Fry?
5. You're just trying to get me banned.
6. I am not Fry1248
Edit: 7. If I was Fry1248, why would I tell you that theres a secret?

[#12 :]

 

Originally posted by Venus:
...Fry is in fact female.

Oh my, no. 

Fry doesn't have the brainpower to be a convincing cross-dresser.
It's obvious to even the most casual observer that Fry is in fact a hermaphrodite. 

Nah, that would never work...

A himaprodite, maybe? 
Hmm... I'm gonna' have to think about this for a while... 

[#13 :]

 

Originally posted by Dan1248:
1. Why would I need a fake account, when I'm not banned?
2. What does David X. Cohen have to do with me more than Matt Groening?
3. If I was to create a fake account I wouldn't make any relation.
4. Who cares if Dan codes to Fry. Fry is also the main character of a show called Futurama. Why the fuck would I need a stupid code to think up Fry?
5. You're just trying to get me banned.
6. I am not Fry1248
Edit: 7. If I was Fry1248, why would I tell you that theres a secret?

Find a bookshelf/library, grab a dictionary, then look up the words "joke" and "sarcasm".

Try "paranoid" too.

[#14 :]

dictionaries are for chumps

[#15 :]

Oh right, it's all a sarcastic joke...
...I don't get it

[#16 :]

 

Originally posted by Dan1248:
I knew I would get accused of having 2 accounts   

Im backing him up by saing that he does NOT have 2 accounts as he e-mailed me today saying what to do. Anyway, why is this not closed after all spamming? Or is it?

[#17 :]

 

Originally posted by dr.bender nye:
Anyway, why is this not closed after all spamming?

'Cause it's only been 9 hours, and a mod hasn't found it yet. Also, I doubt anyone's pressed 'alert' yet.

[#18 :]

Nix, Kryten, VF and Tweek must be taking Sunday off.

[#19 :]

Yeah, yeah, I'm on it.