Who would you rather meet in a dark alley?

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I was curious to see which of these evil characters you would rather meet in a dark alley (If you had to meet one of them). Please post your reasons too!

[#1 :]

I'd choose preacherbot, he is damn scary (ever get a feeling of dread when hearing him in THAIP?).

But he's not up there, so I'll pick robot santa, the most lethal of the four.

EDIT: Oops, I'm more used to hearing that phrase used the other way around, like "I wouldn't want to meet him in a dark alley", so I guess I just flicked to that meaning automatically... sorry 

[#2 :]

you seem to misunderstand the concept of this, you have to choose the person who you think is least lethal, hence the topic 'Who would you RATHER meet in a dark alley'

[#3 :]

shouldn't this be in the Human Resources Dept.?

anyways, i would rather meet nixon in his huge robot body, since he'd be too big to do much besides step on me when i'm in an alleyway.

[#4 :]

Why isnt Leela on the list. 

[#5 :]

Don Bot would be the most likely to leave you alone if you left him alone, I think...

[#6 :]

why is it that 5 different people have posted, but there are only 3 votes? it makes no sense! whoever votes next, vote for the robot devil so we can tie this up at one vote each 

[#7 :]

The Robot Devil. He can tempt me with things I want, such as robot hands. Better yet, entire robot arms!

[#8 :]

Leela.

[#9 :]

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[#10 :]

 

Originally posted by Teral:
Leela.

LEELA'S NOT EVIL!

In fact, IMHO she's perhaps the most rightous character on Futurama. Anyway, I chose the Robot Devil. I mean, he screams like a girl, and can't really do anything to hurt me.

[#11 :]

I voted for Don Bot. I mean why not?

[#12 :]

   

Originally posted by John Pannozzi:
 LEELA'S NOT EVIL!

In fact, IMHO she's perhaps the most rightous character on Futurama. Anyway, I chose the Robot Devil. I mean, he screams like a girl, and can't really do anything to hurt me.

Well, she has her moments. Thinking of both of the Anthology of Interest's right here. (Granted, those things didn't actually *happen*, but they *could* have happened. Kind of. Something.)

And on a different note, am I the only one who likes Leela better when she's evil? Maybe it's just because I always have a thing for (good-looking, not Mom-type) evil chicks. I went through Deus Ex with a crush on Anna Navarre fer chrissakes. And then I had to blow her up. And I was sad. Very sad. Well, not that sad.

On topic, unless it was around X-Mas, wouldn't the obvious choice be Santa? I mean, isn't he only programmed to destroy the naughty around X-Mas? Or else he'd be brutally rampaging all year long. I mean, nobody could stop him, right?

Alternately, I'd go with the Robot Devil, 'cause he seems like the most harmless.

[#13 :]

Yeah, I said the robot devil. He seems like the easiest to defend against. Besides, I'm not a robot, so he would have no reason to hurt me.

[#14 :]

 

Originally posted by John Pannozzi:
 LEELA'S NOT EVIL!

I was joking, John. Let's not repeat the whole "Bender is evil" trilogy again. 

[#15 :]

This is totally another one of those, "Which character do you want to fuck?" threads.... 

[#16 :]

So, winna, who do you pick? 

[#17 :]

I dodn't think Donbot would hurt you unless you've done something to piss him off.

[#18 :]

I pick the Nixon guy, I mean if he really creeped me out in eny way, I'd just get a rock and throw it at his jar head.

[#19 :]

Robot Devil. As mentioned before, he seems the most harmless.

[#20 :]

Donbot. He has no bone with me and isn't insane. I'd stand a good chance.

[#21 :]

Don Bot because he does nothing, its his lakies that do the work!

[#22 :]

Although you got to think if Don Bot is there Clamps is probably quite close by and bumpin into him would be a whitey (as in something thats not desirable)

[#23 :]

Robot Devil isn't dangerous... not even evil.

[#24 :]

Beelzebot all the way, man. I find his whimsical ways fascinating. (Oh, yeah. I said it.)

[#25 :]

Robot Devil. I'd try to talk him into giving me his hands... 

[#26 :]

Why isn't the Hair Robot on this thing?  He'd be the scariest one of all.

I'd choose Beelzebot.  He rules.

[#27 :]

 Defnixly Robot Santa yeaa. Youve all been very notty except U Dr. Zoidberg herez a pogo stick aii. I Now itz not Xmaz anymore but itz still funny.

[#28 :]

As long as Clamps isn't with Don Bot, I'd have to go with Don bot

[#29 :]

Robot devikl, he's not such a bad guy really...

[#30 :]

Ditto above

[#31 :]

Same here

[#32 :]

I personally wouldn't want to run into one of the amazonian woman because giant freakin' clubs is just a bit to much.....guns are much better.

[#33 :]

I chose Robot Santa begins he can rip me limb from Limb.

[#34 :]

Robot Devil. I would like to see what kinds of ironic outcomes he could play

[#35 :]

I choose Don Bot.

[#36 :]

Nixon, he was cool 

[#37 :]

Don bot as he wouldnt do anything as i have nothing he would want!