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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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DOOP starship captain. Zapp's opposite, perhaps his bitter rival. Complaining about him to DOOP, critizes all his decisions/missions, attepmts to get him demoted/thrown out of DOOP and offers Kif a shoulder to cry on ('cause we've been buddies since DOOP Academy). Introduced as part of an PE scheme to discredit Zapp. After Zapp's been appointed CinC of DOOP's fleet he confiscated the PE ship and closed PE on suspecion of them being Neutral sympathizers. The PE crew concieve an elaborate scheme to bring Zapp down, and seek Kif's help. He directs them to his good buddy, me!! The scheme works, Zapp is demoted to captain and PE reopens. The PE crew and I part as friends (and Leela considers me one of her really good and trustworhty friends). I reappears in some other episodes, but as a supporting character (whenever the PE crew needs advice on Zapp, visits DOOP HQ, chance meetings in space, parties at PE, when Leela needs a friend to talk to, etc.) Boy, did I overthink that one.
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Sarge
Professor
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I'd be Nibblers' dinner. I'd be in the scene for about 3 seconds.
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TheMadCapper
Fluffy
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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I'd be some guy on the internet, blasting all comers in a Perfect Dark / Goldeneye game until Fry barely edged me out.
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transgender nerd under canada
DOOP Ubersecretary
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I'd be a robot counsellor, telling robots (in exchange for hefty sums of money) that its ok to be a sociopathic human-hating alchol dependant kleptomaniac grudge bearing evil S-O-B as long as its all in the name of self-interest as that constitutes a form of good intentions, and that means that they cannot be blamed for anything they do. I'd take on Bender as a client, and be drawn into his shadowy underworld of vice and corruption, until the PE crew bailed me out in exchange for my silence on the compromising photos of a certain member of the Wong Family and an unnamed individual. Then I'd take up a new career as Benders crooked accountant, splitting our ill gotten gains 50-50 until I got wasted in an encounter with the robot mafia, and my remains would be burned, then shot into space, landing on Omnicron Persie 8, causing Lurr a huge headache. Also, TMC would'nt beat ME on Goldeneye or Perfect Dark. I throw down the virtual gauntlet...
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TheMadCapper
Fluffy
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
Also, TMC would'nt beat ME on Goldeneye or Perfect Dark. I throw down the virtual gauntlet... Of course you know... this means war. We'll meet in Nix's room at high noon and hash this out.
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Otis P Jivefunk
DOOP Secretary
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I would be a car so that I could explore the city.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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I'd have to be Major Jaxxon "Blackjack" Havoc, Field Commander of Earth Army Special Assignment Forces Division Eight and Michigan Dragoon. When Zapp Brannigan fails to control the piracy problem in deep space President Nixon delegates the daunting task of cleaning up the Tripolis Pass to my C.O., General Ezekiel Shaw. While the General maintains a command center, he lets me run the actual anti-pirate combat. During our operations, we apprehend the P.E. crew for not carrying proper documentation. Action and hilarity ensues.
*sniff**sniff* Do you smell fanfic?
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AstroZombie
Bending Unit
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I'd be some mad cryo-frozen Scotsman from the early 21st century, with a taste for lager, bar brawls and an eye for the ladies, I'd become buddies with Fry n Bender, and have a brief thing for Leela before realising that Fry was the guy she should be with. I'd then help Fry in his quest to win Leela's fair heart. I would at some point break Zapps nose, several ribs and knock out a few of his teeth. I'd also have a drinking contest with Bender, before going off to fulfil the snu snu needs of Planet Amazonia's women. I think 1 or two eps should cover my appearance though future appearnaces would be quite likley.
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nasteve
Bending Unit
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Originally posted by AstroZombie: and have a brief thing for Leela before realising that Fry was the guy she should be with.
aye, sure pal. thats why it wouldn't work. The truth is you'd be incompatible because Leela would find out you're a Dons fan when she is, as you can see <--- a Celtic supporter
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Juliet
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by VelourFog: I'd play lucy liu and have a lesbian kiss with leela (playing single female laywer) as a sweeps ratings grabber LOL Velourfog, I love Ally McBeal and yeah that lesbain Kiss scene with her and Lucy Liu was a scene you'll never forget. hehe.
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Juliet
DOOP Secretary
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Me and Bender loved each other. We go out drinking and stealing things but later on we broke up cos we know that it isn't working because we have diffrent personailtys
Later on I ran off with Eminem's head.
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Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by Juliet: Later on I ran off with Eminem's head.
I'd think they'd give him to you
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Yeah, if you want to take it off the pike in the Chamber of Horrors.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Thanks, it's good to be here.
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Allen
Professor
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I would probably be Fry's rival for Leela's affections. Unfrozen and new to this world, I would go to work for PE and try to outdeliver Fry. Fry's an expert though so I really have to work hard at this. Leela would admire this and we'd become friends. Fry's jealous and tries various ways to dispose of me. He fails miserably. Leela and I would go out, but I would realize F&L belong together and all would turn out well. Boy that wasn't my greatest try
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TheMadCapper
Fluffy
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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I think Fry would recruit Bender and they'd do something horrible to you.
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Allen
Professor
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« Reply #35 on: 11-07-2001 15:03 »
« Last Edit on: 11-07-2001 15:03 »
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Well, finally someone else acknowledges my existence on PEEL! I wrote that in kind of a hurry. Wasn't my best. Thanks for the suggestion MadCapper. Let's see what horrors they'd visit upon me. 1. Bender could introduce me to Mr. Can Opener. No. too many chances he'd hurt himself again. 2. They could try to run me over with the hover car. Nah, too easy to duck under 3. They could try to get me so drunk, I take a long walk off a short pier. Nah, Bender would declare that a waste of good booze. 4. They could have The Robot Mob come after me. Wait doesn't Bender still owe them money? 5. They could try to poison me with Bender's cooking, but I think Zoidberg would eat it first. 6. Ooh! I know! They could have me committed to the Robot Insane Asylum and put me in a padded cell with Roberto. No, that wouldn't work. Leela's maternal instincts would kick in. 7. If all else fails, they'd make me watch "All My Circuits" No! Not Soaps! I can't stand them! They never end! NOOOOOO! So after all this fun takes place, I decide that F&L belong together and help them get together. Then I disappear into the shadows. I'd resurface again to kick Zapp's butt when he tries to break them up Then I'm not really seen again, unless you look hard. Then you can see me watching from the shadows. Well, thanks Madcapper for the spark! And thanks to anyone who actually reads this long post.
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Sarge
Professor
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Billy Crystal could play Leela. One eyeball.
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