PEELie Poll: Biggest Crackpot (Ontopic)

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So, which one of these has the most incoherent fan theories?

[Reply #1 on:]

I went with cyber_turnip, not because I'd call his takes incoherent—quite the contrary!—but because they are just so singularly his.

[Reply #2 on:]

I went with cyber_turnip, not because I'd call his takes incoherent—quite the contrary!—but because they are just so singularly his.

This is an extremely good point. After much consideration I've decided to agree. Voting for winna is kinda derivative, I'm obviously as sane as a bumblebee, and UrL has an avatar that screams "sensible", so I also went with the vegeteborg.

[Reply #3 on:]

UrL has an avatar that screams "sensible"

I voted for winna. tnuc and turnip seem too level-headed to truly be crackpots, and I don't wanna be the dork who votes for himself. I'm surprised to even be here, actually.

[Reply #4 on:]

The pot has cracked, the poll has leaked out, and this is obviously the fault of ninja ghosts from Mars, and only the hypothetical fusion of Donald Trump and Elon Musk will be able to save conservative Americans from the consequences.

Luckily I was able to preserve the poll winner in a handy jar of adrenochrome and when they've had all the stem cells sluiced out of their many ears, I'll be able to reveal who it is.

[Reply #5 on:]

...How many ears are we talkin', exactly? Because I have a limit on what I think isn't weird.

[Reply #6 on:]

A totally normal amount... 5.

[Reply #7 on:]

Okay, time to close this puppy. Puppies in general should be closed. If you encounter a puppy that has been opened, you should probably be on alert for some kind of imminent  problem.