Super Dodecatupple Secret Awards >.>

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What's all this then? You thought you knew all the awards that were being handed out this year? Ha, boy do you look like the fool! And this year the awards are so secret that not even the other council members know what all the awards are! Fascinating...

So without further ado, I give you the 2012 SUPER DODECATUPPLE SECRET AWARD PEELIES!!!

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The "Randiest Randi" Award for the Randiest Randi

We all know that PEEL is a collective, and sometimes that collective spills into other personalities of the board. Perhaps we were once like the BORG, one mind, one thought, but then we met a kind fellow named Geordi who showed each of us that we can pursue our own interests, our own intellect, and maybe even learn a thing or two about quantum mechanics. I'm not sure where I was going with that other than to reference Trek in one of my award speeches...

This award was created to commemorate a very special member of whom I share an intimate bond with. So intimate that we are apparently often mistaken for each other. Apparently. Anyways, that's why this year The "Randiest Randi" Award for the Randiest Randi goes to...



Congratulations winna, now let's go make a sexy threesome foursome with our minds. And this time I brought the tripod

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The Minimum Security Orphanarium Award for the Best PEEL Family Produced Through Adoption (Not Sex)

Sex--as any dutiful dork will tell you on a Saturday night as he or she sits in front of a laptop watching old X-Files episodes on Netflix--is overrated. The product of the procreative act, however, can be most useful; after all, children are great tax write-offs, and if you can train them to pee in their litter boxes and to fetch your newspaper for you each morning, all the better.

I may be confusing kids with cats here, but no matter. My point is that one need not be getting laid in order to start a family. To that end, a number of senior PEELers have adopted some of the board's young'uns and fashioned for themselves a PEEL Family. There is something magical about this phenomena; it speaks to how the folks we meet virtually can become a beloved, indispensable part of our real lives.

This award seeks to honor the nuclear family of nerdlingers that most melts our hearts--that family that enjoys the occasional Pizza Hut dinner, that supports its children's artistic endeavors, and that does not question its members occasionally bewildering taste in Canadian men.

I speak, of course, of...



Congratulations to the coldy1else family: Maz, coldangel, Jezzem, Freako, and Bianca. Have you considered starring in an Australian reboot of The Brady Bunch? Because I would watch that show silly!

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The "Future Stock" Award for Most Underrated PEELer

PEEL is full of a lot of overachievers. Some are just insane futurefreaks that scream for attention. Others are those who provide powerful insight to the board but don't necessarily cry out to be noticed. They're there, day in and day out, doing what everyone else does but in a normal, non "LOOK AT ME!!!" kind of way. And that's rare.

This award was specially created for the PEELer who, despite getting nominations in many categories, did not receive the recoginition they truly deserve. Member since the PEEL 1.0 days of March 2004 and still sticking around (and to my surprise has never won a PEELie! ), I believe this PEELer should get the recognition she deserves. That's why I am proud to award this year's "Future Stock" Award for Most Underrated PEELer to a great gal and personal real-life friend of mine...



Way to go, Spacedal11! I hope you cleared some space on your nerd hutch for this awesome shiny trophy

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The Cunning Punning Award for the Witty Kitty

Some of us are cute. Really cute. Too goshdarn cute for words. One of us in particular is so dang punnerific that it's not hard to get lured in by her oodles and kaboodles of carefully crafted kmedy. She is the trifecta of adorable kmpounded with clever kmbined with intellect, and there is certainly never a dull moment with this cool cat around. I personally am very happy to have this kmpanion around our kmmunity, for we would not be kmplete without this witty kitty. That's why I am pleased to award The Cunning Punning Award for the Witty Kitty to kmmemorate our resident kitten kmrade...




































winna!

Oh sorry, wrong card. Let me try this again.

That's why I am pleased to award The Cunning Punning Award for the Witty Kitty to kmmemorate our resident kitten kmrade...



Congratulations km73! Your wit and feline tendicies that fill us with so much happiness have not gone unnoticed. Thanks for making this a particularly fascinatingly clever and kmplex kmmunity

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The Hypnotoad Award for Pet with the Most Influential Eyes

There is one thread we all go to when we need a dose of cuteness. You know; the kind of cuteness that makes you want to turn inside-out with an inability to describe precisely just how cute it is. That thread is, of course, the pet thread. A coochie coochie coo! I see you! Snuggley uggliest little bubba-wubbas! I’ll eat you up, yes I will!

…Ahem. But there is one pet, one kitty-witty, whose face I can’t help but look at and think – “I would do anything for you.”



That cat is Lacey, the kitty who owns Tachyon.

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ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT

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The First (and only) Annual Mazulous Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence

That’s right. I couldn’t resist. Not only do I have great difficulty not using Simpsons references (from the first 10 seasons, or there abouts ), but I also have great difficulty telling one person apart from another. No, wait, the other thing; trying to pick one person over another. It’s just too hard.

So instead, I decided I wanted to award everyone. After all these years of not receiving a PEELie of my very own (until now), I know what it’s like to feel completely empty inside. So this PEELie is for you. Yes YOU. Especially if you already have a PEELie. But especially if you don’t. Because regardless of what anybody else thinks – you’re awesome. You make up a part of the never-ending cast of PEEL.

Maybe you’re insightful, or you make people laugh. Maybe you make people cringe with your spammy ways. Whatever you do; it wouldn’t be PEEL without you.

So, without further ado, I present you with this award:



And I challenge you all….

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to wiki this.

Thank you and goodnight! You've been a wonderful audience.

Come back next year for more TALES OF PEELIETEREST.